(XBOX)a salsa wizard Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 We get a glimpse of Lotus and she is surprisingly fit, how? All she does is sit around not giving you life support and giving you awful advice, "Watch out for fire!" Really? I thought I would just cook my warframe... Anyway all Lotus does is sit around looking at thousands of monitors telling different Tenno to do stuff, but she isn't even a little fat. Does she have a treadmill in her office in the orphanage for the Tenno? Take this seriously if you want, I would like an answer anyway.(It is just a joke) Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComfyOlivia Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Because she's a cyborg thing. She is a sentient (aka robot) in a seemingly human body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennorod Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, (XB1)a salsa wizard said: We get a glimpse of Lotus and she is surprisingly fit, how? All she does is sit around not giving you life support and giving you awful advice, "Watch out for fire!" Really? I thought I would just cook my warframe... Anyway all Lotus does is sit around looking at thousands of monitors telling different Tenno to do stuff, but she isn't even a little fat. Does she have a treadmill in her office in the orphanage for the Tenno? Take this seriously if you want, I would like an answer anyway.(It is just a joke) Hide contents i had the same thought myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Joke: She has a life and does things, just sends us an audio about fire or ice if she remembers. Serious: She is a sentient with shapeshift. Shapeshift doesn't necessarily make her become fat or thin or whatever since the body is predefined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RagingGrizzly Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 One theory seeing as the Lotus is a sentient, and she looks nothing like Hunhow, is that the Lotus stole Margulis' body after she was killed... or something. But maybe the Lotus just goes to the space gym! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mints Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Squats and oats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aimop95 Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 You can sit on your bum and still be fit. But it's more likely that its because she's an alien with some form of shapshifting capability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouldershoulder Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Maybe her 'throne' is actually a bicycle trainer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Pinguin_ops Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 They all do Crossfit & Powerliftting in the Origin system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyDarkling Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 I'd like to remind everyone this is the same universe where though not said in so many words, it appears people do not really age much at all. Considering many of the Orokin like Alid are still alive after hundreds of years? I'm fairly sure science has progressed to the point where issues like obesity and cancer are outdated relics that no one even thinks about anymore. Additionally Lotus and all others from the Orokin age were obsessed with perfection of form. Everyone was genetically engineered and those who were truly symmetrical and perfect were seamed as genetically superior and put in charge. I'm to busy to dig up all the lore snipits atm but I'll post them later if anyone's interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yatazanami Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 maybe she is doing this http://thebreaker.wikia.com/wiki/Outer_Body_Training_Method Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renathy Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Because she can work it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AutoPhox Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Well, considering that all her "advice" is pre-recorded, Lotus has plenty of time to do space-yoga and space-calisthenics while texting us her messages. What else is she going to do besides play with her kubrows and catbrows? Answer: stay healthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--GOOLOO_GOOLOO_GOOLOO-- Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 space milf HnnGHh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)a salsa wizard Posted March 18, 2016 Author Share Posted March 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Lobotomy said: ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) ͜( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) I see what u mean.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 She squats bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 When the kids are asleep, she does P90X. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AEP8FlyBoy Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Just because she's mostly sedentary doesn't mean she isn't moving and groovin' in her spare time. Don't necessarily need to move to keep fit, just need something stimulating your muscles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--GOOLOO_GOOLOO_GOOLOO-- Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 What if Teshin is... Mom... it can't be true.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AEP8FlyBoy Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 7 minutes ago, --GOOLOO_GOOLOO_GOOLOO-- said: What if Teshin is... Mom... it can't be true.. ?? What're you gettin' at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaniteCircuit Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Clearly, she does 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run every single day.She wears that hat because the intensity of the training made her hair fall out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AEP8FlyBoy Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Vattira said: Clearly, she does 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run every single day.She wears that hat because the intensity of the training made her hair fall out. Or she's wearing that hat because it's a part of her body now basically. She went blind from all the blood rushing to her head while exercising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neah Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 First we have a person questioning why the Lotus has cleavage, now how is the Lotus fit. What a time to be alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)a salsa wizard Posted March 18, 2016 Author Share Posted March 18, 2016 11 minutes ago, Neah said: First we have a person questioning why the Lotus has cleavage, now how is the Lotus fit. What a time to be alive. Yeah, but that guy was serious and he inspired me to make a topic on why she is fit(as a joke). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elitist-Founder Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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