LadyScootaloo Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 We were discussing this in Council Chat at some point, and then awhile back, someone mentioned this. I ended up reviving the topic and holy shoop man im laughin so hard. You ever noticed how a lot of the mods are sexually-related euphemisms/innuendos? -Fast Hands -Accelerated Blast - Hornet Strike - Finishing Touch - Hell's Chamber - Continuity - Tactical Pump (roflmaowtf) - Marathon - Quick Rest - Stretch - Desecrate (eewandwtf) - Soul Punch - Pull - Steel Charge - Vigor - Rush (lolololol) - Heavy Impact - Focus - Flow - Piercing Hit - Shred - Speed Trigger - Spare parts (omfgwtf) - Ammo stock - Shotgun Spazz - Ravage - No return - Organ Shatter - Staggering Force - True Steel (loooooooolwow) - Fatal attraction (not so much) - Coolant leak (aaaaaaaahahahhahahah) - Fired Up - Thumper My stomache still aches from this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dovahjim Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Speed Trigger was my favourate :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicfingers Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 someone has a dirty, perverted mind.....i like it!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVEOX Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Organ Shatter ftw. Someone shatter my organs pls >/////< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xylia Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 (edited) Tactical Pump makes sense. Many shotguns have a pump action -- there's a grip underneath the barrel. When you shoot, you "pump" or slide the grip back towards the trigger to eject the spent shell and then push the grip back towards the end of the muzzle to pull a new shell out of the magazine and into the firing chamber in a "pumping" motion. The Tactical part of it, is most likely referring to picking the right time to reload, or doing it in a certain way that you make the pumping movement faster (some movies a person will use the gun's weight to pump the action while holding just the grip for example). EDIT: Also, some Skype conversations I've had with a couple of my friends were hilarious. We'd be in pre-mission modding mode and suddenly.... "I have so many fast hands...." The one guy says randomly and we all just bust out laughing. Edited September 19, 2013 by Xylia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAL1WAN Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I didn't have the green mind to think of these... I do now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeoffFromAccounting Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 oh god, why did I click this link? I can no longer unsee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilemyre Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Organ Shatter ftw. Someone shatter my organs pls >/////< Stop being horny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EganMC Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 - Hornet Strike - Hornet? What's sexual about that? - Marathon - Has nothing to do with it - Quick Rest - More commonly known as a nap, if taken after sex it's not a euphamism or innuendo - Soul Punch - Do you soul punch people during sex? - Pull - You'll put more work into pushing. - Steel Charge - Steel. - Vigor - Merely applies to physical health and stamina. - Rush - I've never heard anyone want to rush during sex. - Focus - I'm hardly focusing. - Spare parts - What? - Fired Up - Refers a lot more to just general use. Anyway, SOME MORE: Lightning Rod Shock Absorbers (maybe) Barrel Diffusion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RahuHordika Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Barrel Diffusion Actually this one would make me rather concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eraiez Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Before this i've actually already been weirded out by shotgun spazz. Just the spazz alone left green minds abundant. Like, listen to yourself say it out loud. Spazz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haldos Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 - No return I'm going to have to use that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouHaveShamedYoFamory Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 lol this is weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RejectionOfFate Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 .....I saw the thread title. I clicked without hesitation. +1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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