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12 hours ago, [DE]Helen said:


Operator, Im sad, happy to here all of your jokes Argon

 

 

Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes?

This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe!


How to enter:

Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging!


Rules:

  • One submission per player
  • Submission must be your original creation
  • Submission must not exceed 300 characters
  • Submission must be Warframe-related
  • Do not reserve spots in this thread
  • Only post submissions in this thread
  • Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified

 

Ordis SM.gif


Selecting the Winning Submissions:

The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration.

The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET.


Prizes:

  • 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 4th place – 750 Platinum!
  • 5th place – 500 Platinum!

This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET!

ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE!

Make us laugh, Operator!

 

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*when equipping any attachment or weapons that have a symbol of The Lotus on them*

Ordis in normal tone: " How nice of you to-

Ordis using his aggressive voice: "-PRAISE THE LOTUS-"

Ordis in normal tone: " -represent the Lotus Operator"

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Orids:Operator do u think corpus created me.

operator: says nothing.

Ordis:operator i think i am i should leave bye.

Ordis:AGHH i cant go they are TOO SCARY ill attemp to bypass this fault

Bypass Failed.

Edited by AahilDaWolf
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12 hours ago, [DE]Helen said:

OrdisJokeContestHeader.png

Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes?

This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe!


How to enter:

Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging!


Rules:

  • One submission per player
  • Submission must be your original creation
  • Submission must not exceed 300 characters
  • Submission must be Warframe-related
  • Do not reserve spots in this thread
  • Only post submissions in this thread
  • Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified

 

Ordis SM.gif


Selecting the Winning Submissions:

The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration.

The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET.


Prizes:

  • 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 4th place – 750 Platinum!
  • 5th place – 500 Platinum!

This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET!

ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE!

Make us laugh, Operator!

(Exiting Arsenal)

Ordis:Excellent armaments Operator please return (cracky voice covered in blood) safe and sound

(Returns covered in blood)

Ordis: SERIOUSLY I JUST GAVE THE FLOOR A GOOD ARGON POLISH WAX..... wait i dont get payed to do this

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Been thinking of this one for a while. It would be in response to using the same frame twice or more:

 

"Oh.. That Warframe.. Again? Operator, maybe you should *QuIT SHoWInG OfF* try to "reach" for another some time! Once again, Ordis, you "crack" yourself up! *aHAAAAAA-*" (transmission cuts out)

 

I think it works because it's classic Ordis with his bad puns, along with awareness of his glitch, without addressing it directly, since his programming forces him to be happy and (almost) never addressing sadder topics (sorry, just tacking this on for the other lore nuts).

Edited by kpa732
Wording from incorrect draft. Added explanation.
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