(PSN)Sol-Driver Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Ordis: I tried to tell Simaris the 'cannibal clown' joke Operator, he replied with "clowns have no taste, just look at them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Shinobi0219 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 *after a couple of days offline* Operator, YOUR COMPANION DEFECATED ALL OVERRRRR, missed you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jitsuryoku Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Quote (After a mission, possibly above a certain kill count) Operator, did you ever stop to think, that you destroy thousands of lives daily - maybe even civilizations! (~a second later) ...assuming sanitizers work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)ZachRyan918 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 12 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator, Im sad, happy to here all of your jokes Argon Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakontis Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, do you know how many Grineer a Warframe can take down? The number is ASH-tronomical! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordrenauku Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 "Operator, the Lotus does not *glitch* live here." This one is for all the videos I have seen where people just have piles of junk stacked in their Orbiter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)mark984974 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, a search of my data banks has revealed that in case of emergency toilet paper is the most vital item for your survival. I have therefore put in an order for 4000 rolls from konzu. "He said he was out to lunch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azallis Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, have you ever seen a Grineer smile? I heard they Grineer-to-ear! -ANOTHER PUN?- I will attempt to correct this fault in my programming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)NumbJuhnu Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 [Preferably used when entering/inside the Arsenal] Have you tried electricity for your weapons, Operator? It can be- [distorted] QUITE SHOCKING- [normal] ecstatic experience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaegamer Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 *when equipping any attachment or weapons that have a symbol of The Lotus on them* Ordis in normal tone: " How nice of you to- Ordis using his aggressive voice: "-PRAISE THE LOTUS-" Ordis in normal tone: " -represent the Lotus Operator" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souldoubt Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) Operator, .... operator..... operator......... hi. Operator, you can argue with me all you want, but I'm this ships Cephalon and my minds made up. Edited June 23, 2020 by Souldoubt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perlistan Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) dreaming dreaming, drink some coffee... coding coding, new war fighting... Edited June 21, 2020 by Perlistan update Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AahilDaWolf Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) Orids:Operator do u think corpus created me. operator: says nothing. Ordis:operator i think i am i should leave bye. Ordis:AGHH i cant go they are TOO SCARY ill attemp to bypass this fault Bypass Failed. Edited June 20, 2020 by AahilDaWolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ShadowLord499 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) Operator my favorite shotgun is the hek....The vay hek, ha ha ha Edited June 20, 2020 by (PS4)ShadowLord499 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Oussii Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator. Wear a mask. Ohh. You are?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Firax_ Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator I successfully ran a EXTERMINATION-- maintenance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)BIGDADDY-1892 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, Can i tell u a dirty joke Ordis? Ordis, Hmm Okay! Operator, My dirty joke, I fell in some mud, Ordis, I would wash your mouth out with soap (''IF'')... i could find any that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealFedix Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 VOID_ERROR: Argon not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJspaceinvader Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 12 hours ago, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! (Exiting Arsenal) Ordis:Excellent armaments Operator please return (cracky voice covered in blood) safe and sound (Returns covered in blood) Ordis: SERIOUSLY I JUST GAVE THE FLOOR A GOOD ARGON POLISH WAX..... wait i dont get payed to do this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Knights-Templar Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 sorry operator i cant or dis pizza they argon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenjo20 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, do you think that the orokin can have a change of heart? no? that must be because their feelings are completely Void Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modify18 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) "Operator, i dont want to alarm you but there is a beast on board ... oh nevermind its just the kubrow Edited June 20, 2020 by Modify18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightRaevn Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) Operator, if I must say, that your fashion taste is an absolute MESAcre-- work of art! Edited June 20, 2020 by SkinChangerGD grammar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)michaelpnvlljr Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Operator, do you know when nora night will be broadcasting again? She is just - HOT AS HELL - an inspiration to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrinkingRock Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) Been thinking of this one for a while. It would be in response to using the same frame twice or more: "Oh.. That Warframe.. Again? Operator, maybe you should *QuIT SHoWInG OfF* try to "reach" for another some time! Once again, Ordis, you "crack" yourself up! *aHAAAAAA-*" (transmission cuts out) I think it works because it's classic Ordis with his bad puns, along with awareness of his glitch, without addressing it directly, since his programming forces him to be happy and (almost) never addressing sadder topics (sorry, just tacking this on for the other lore nuts). Edited June 20, 2020 by kpa732 Wording from incorrect draft. Added explanation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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