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Cephalon Joke-a-Thon Contest [Winners Announced]


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12 hours ago, Hootie8641 said:

They are called Argon Crystals because after 24 hours they argon.

This dude commented it first

12 hours ago, RajindaharTheLionHunter said:

They're called Argon crystals because after 24 hours they "Ar-gon".

This gets upvotes because of a dash. Wonder what DE would do if the second one wins

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Operator, * interference sounds*it looks like our ship is infested with pests! Starting extreme measures to eliminate * interference sounds* self-destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2... Error! No pests were detected. ..Hah, just a little more...

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Operator, have you heard there ordissing me for not being a warframe, oh so small but so incephellectual

The first part too warframe normal ordis speaking, second part from oh so small but so incephellectual, happy to sad speaking due to his damaged components and AI.

Edited by (PS4)BigBaileiy
Changing happy to sad around for better usage of the text
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I have a joke for you Operator :


Ordice was thinking corpus life was nice as, nefing costs a golden arm and a leg, until they met you Operatior!!!, he he he ( that corny laugh Ordice does )

music video animation GIF by mattisdovier

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Added a pic to drive the idea of the joke if you don't get it
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И информация о погоде:
сегодня на Седне ожидается кислотный дождь, поэтому возьмите с собой зонтик. На Марсе все еще светит солнце, самое лучшее время для принятия солнечных ванн!

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Oh! I have a good one Operator!

Two Chephalon had just concluded a social interaction, when one said to the other "I'll see you around"

The which the other, *far* more atrractive Cephalon replied "Unlikely. I'm far too Square!"

A-round!?! *stifled giggling* SQUARE!?!

Trails off into amused / crazed giggling.

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Насекомые, насекомые! Они повсюду, бррр.Давайте возьмем вещества, которые убьют их, а затем вы можете спуститься на землю.

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ордис: оператор, у вас есть входящее сообщение.
неизвестный: * звуки помех* Тенно, ты нигде не спрячешься, я найду тебя и тогда...
Ордис обрывает сообщение:Похоже, связь неправильная, ха

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