Desamos Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Me and a buddy of mine are suffering through a serious condition called platokillophilia. My hands are currently shaking as I am typing this. I had to force my buddy down today with a bat today--He was planning on robbing a bank to buy more plat. Please if you can help us, we would be in your debt. Thank you Tenno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I'd like to offer 10 plat for your bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_Redwire Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Many of us here in the Warframe community openly recognize this terrible affliction you and your friend are suffering from - and we are glad you brought this forward to us. That takes a lot of courage. We are here to help you cope as you need it, because no one should be ailed by this awful state of being. Know that support is just a click away, and the first step to recovery begins with you unburdening yourself of this destructive material that plagues you. We in the community will gladly share the burden - give us all of your platinum and we will pull through this time of hardship together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishki88 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Me and a buddy of mine are suffering through a serious condition called platokillophilia. My hands are currently shaking as I am typing this. I had to force my buddy down today with a bat today--He was planning on robbing a bank to buy more plat. Please if you can help us, we would be in your debt. Thank you Tenno. Yes officer, I'm reporting Domestic Violence He over there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burnoutsniper Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I shall help you cleanse your burden of platinum. Just hand it to me and all of your troubles will go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tharrick Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Money is widely regarded as a corrupting influence, a vile disease that affects not only our minds but also our souls. Being of strong mind, I am willing to take that burden on your behalf. Simply hand me your platinum, and you shall be able to live your life free from its insidious workings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AEP8FlyBoy Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 This is clearly a joke. But I like it. :D I don't need any more plat though. I'm frugal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyrus106 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 No, no, NO don't listen to them!!! They just want to steal your plat bro. Give it to me and I'll keep it safe from them, I promise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePresident777 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) I recommend daily meditation on impermanence. Nothing lasts forever. Start off with just a minute a day. Increase you sessions time by a few seconds a week. Imagine everything you spend plat on is nerfed the second you buy it. That mod you wanted to buy for plat? Nerfed, the second you touch it. Go through this mental excersise every time you want to buy something with plat. Don't limit yourself to just in game items. Impermanence is every where. It is the nature of existence. Take your meditation with you in the world where true challenges lay. Every time you pay for something with RL money, imagine it's plat. Imagine that tastey meal you're about to buy is nerfed the second you buy it. The rent, nerfed. You though you paid the full month, but, not really. Gas tank, empty so soon? Bus fair, not enough? Imagine a world on plat. It's all nerfed all the time. Edited January 30, 2015 by ThePresident777 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desamos Posted January 30, 2015 Author Share Posted January 30, 2015 Many of us here in the Warframe community openly recognize this terrible affliction you and your friend are suffering from - and we are glad you brought this forward to us. That takes a lot of courage. We are here to help you cope as you need it, because no one should be ailed by this awful state of being. Know that support is just a click away, and the first step to recovery begins with you unburdening yourself of this destructive material that plagues you. We in the community will gladly share the burden - give us all of your platinum and we will pull through this time of hardship together. I shall help you cleanse your burden of platinum. Just hand it to me and all of your troubles will go away. Money is widely regarded as a corrupting influence, a vile disease that affects not only our minds but also our souls. Being of strong mind, I am willing to take that burden on your behalf. Simply hand me your platinum, and you shall be able to live your life free from its insidious workings. No, no, NO don't listen to them!!! They just want to steal your plat bro. Give it to me and I'll keep it safe from them, I promise I will not offer my plat.. You imbeciles! I know what you're trying to do.. You're trying to take everything away from me.. You wanna kill my child too? yeah here you go you bastards, kill him! I see it in each and everyone of your eyes, you hungry, greedy, and selfish tenno. I asked for your help, in return I got a bunch of platokillophiliacs trying to kill my child and take all my plat away.. as if. As if I am nothing.. nothing.. You might as well kill my wife, and cut off my head right after you do it.. Kill my child, kill my wife, kill me, take all my plat, so your disease can spread all over your body and infect you like the infected. In-fact the infected are family compared to all of you.. at least they don't want my platinum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desamos Posted January 30, 2015 Author Share Posted January 30, 2015 Oh god.. look what you've made me do. I've killed my buddy.. YOU murderers. His blood are on your hands! The fury enraged into my bat comes from all of you.. I did not do this. You're all sick, sick inside, you need help.. Everyone.. all of you NEED help.. what have I done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishki88 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) I still think he actually beat his friend with a bat. Delete this thread. Edit: Annnnnnnnnnd as SOOOON as I submitted this comment..he posted the comment above Yep.....*logs off the forum* Edited January 30, 2015 by Ishki88 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo_197 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Wut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husla Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Can't tell if offtopic or general discussion thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burnoutsniper Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I wish not to kill but only help your soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swihart91 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 You should go into mob bill collection, but seriously just learn yo play the market. I've only spent $15 but have spent way more plat than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypernaut1 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 i have 1000p and dont know what to spend it on. I dont want to waste it on things i dont want either. I guess ill save it to buy some exclusive i missed out on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archistopheles Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 It's not platinum, it's real life money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kilerskull Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Ive been wanting to make more plat selling ingame stuff. That might be one of the reason making me go through the boring, grinding game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osteth Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Des, I will take your plat, so please give it all to me. You can just leave it in front of the snowman you still have in your Liset... Because I'm not hiding in there at all... -Your actions have consequences, Tenno! Your friend, The Stalker Ossy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monybags33 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Well that's really random, I'm more shocked WHAT their robbing banks for rather then WHY they did it in the first place. Sadly not so shocking as it should be. Edited January 30, 2015 by Monybags33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sorq Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 blah blah blah - give us all of your platinum and we will pull through this time of hardship together. Only the last sentence matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCrabs Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 same goes for me friends, send.help.now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toppien Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 this is the only reason im addicted to plats ;A; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Circle_of_Psi Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Me and a buddy of mine are suffering through a serious condition called platokillophilia. My hands are currently shaking as I am typing this. I had to force my buddy down today with a bat today--He was planning on robbing a bank to buy more plat. Please if you can help us, we would be in your debt. Thank you Tenno. Hay uh, why do you NEED help?, why don't you guys just do it and rob a bank?, you guys chuold so act out warframe, one of you be ash or loki and stealth your way in. Let the Condition flow through you, let it consume you, let the infestation grow and expand, let it rage on through your system, let it take over your body and change you into a new species. JOIN THE INFESTED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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