TheFalseEclipse Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Whats brown pants? Excalibur pants thats get stuck in Ordis operation system? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormandreas Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Cause they're S***ing themselves. So they are 'stain proof' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[DE]Glen Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze! "Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate. "First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so. Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled without casualties. A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two pirate sloops! "Captain, captain, what should we do?" "First mate, bring me my red shirt!" The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt. "It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not show, and the crew continues to fight without fear." A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were approaching! "Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?" The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker. Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate.... bring me my brown pants!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)LordPuck Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze! "Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate. "First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so. Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled without casualties. A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two pirate sloops! "Captain, captain, what should we do?" "First mate, bring me my red shirt!" The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt. "It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not show, and the crew continues to fight without fear." A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were approaching! "Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?" The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker. Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate.... bring me my brown pants!" Bruhhhhhh roflmmpao -_______- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lactamid Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 And here I was going to say something with Red Hat Linux - Brown Pants Windows, but that one above...XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papatou15 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 -snip- Hahaha nice one XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nermesis Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Lmao nice one [De] Glen, definitely made my morning! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)IMainTheMains Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 (edited) Bruhhhhhh roflmmpao -_______- Rolling on floor laughing my maroon pants off? Edited May 22, 2015 by (PS4)RyanRFC12345 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H3dsh0t Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)LordPuck Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 (edited) Rolling on floor laughing my maroon pants off? Rolling on floor laughing my mother pucking arse off -_- Edited May 22, 2015 by (XB1)LordPuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tali Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze! "Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate. "First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so. Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled without casualties. A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two pirate sloops! "Captain, captain, what should we do?" "First mate, bring me my red shirt!" The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt. "It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not show, and the crew continues to fight without fear." A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were approaching! "Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?" The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker. Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate.... bring me my brown pants!" Thanks man, i enjoyed reading that :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MostlyHarmless2 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 -snip- Guess you could say that in the end... sh*t got real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFalseEclipse Posted May 22, 2015 Author Share Posted May 22, 2015 What have i just read .... jinx that prevent me to stop laughing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalenath Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 'Brown Pants'! 'Never let them see you **** yourself with fear.' Works for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenageGirlVodkaPuke Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 I am offended by red text jokes :O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-SLX-J3tAc3 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze! "Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate. "First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so. Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled without casualties. A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two pirate sloops! "Captain, captain, what should we do?" "First mate, bring me my red shirt!" The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt. "It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not show, and the crew continues to fight without fear." A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were approaching! "Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?" The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker. Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate.... bring me my brown pants!" This was a hilarious story! I gotta remember this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weezedog Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Confirmation that DEGlen is red text (and brown pants)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldnacpeek Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze! "Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate. "First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so. Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled without casualties. A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two pirate sloops! "Captain, captain, what should we do?" "First mate, bring me my red shirt!" The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt. "It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not show, and the crew continues to fight without fear." A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were approaching! "Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?" The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker. Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate.... bring me my brown pants!" I. Am. Dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etriia Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze! "Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate. "First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so. Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled without casualties. A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two pirate sloops! "Captain, captain, what should we do?" "First mate, bring me my red shirt!" The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt. "It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not show, and the crew continues to fight without fear." A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were approaching! "Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?" The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker. Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate.... bring me my brown pants!" Somehow, I knew this would be here just from the threads title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabpsi Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 (edited) -snip- Already saw that joke somewhere else...but it still made my day xD Edited May 22, 2015 by Fabpsi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranks21 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 too much swash buckling movies over the weekend viewed..perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 -snip- I've heard that one before xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mantasas17x Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze! "Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate. "First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so. Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled without casualties. A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two pirate sloops! "Captain, captain, what should we do?" "First mate, bring me my red shirt!" The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt. "It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not show, and the crew continues to fight without fear." A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were approaching! "Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?" The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker. Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate.... bring me my brown pants!" I guess we know who's the red text! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineSavant Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABAL Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 I am offended by red text jokes :O Sometimes the Red Text crosses the line and shows absolutely no respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts