LarielisLua Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Is a urgent question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouHaveShamedYoFamory Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 no patrick mayonase isnt a weapon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noveltyhero Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Yes, anything can be a weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesiga Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 No. It's an instrument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surtur Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 No. It's an instrument. of destruction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaneOfOrion Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 it depends on the quantity, enough of anything can kill anyone. drown them in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hisophonic Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 (edited) Mayonnaise? I know what else counts as a weapon and has the same fluidity as Mayonnaise.. It requires a bit of charge before firing though. Edited June 2, 2015 by Hisophonic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordBeeBrain Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 no patrick mayonase isnt a weapon Horseradish isn't a weapon either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latronico Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 it depends on the quantity, enough of anything can kill anyone. drown them in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[DE]Danielle Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Yas. Moving over to off-topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyxCrab Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 The real question is, is Horse Radish a weapon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitresco Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 If Vin Diesel can use a coffee cup as a weapon, I'm pretty mayonnaise can be considered one, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notlamprey Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Yas. Moving over to off-topic. It's an adorable, murderous baby mayonnaise! *unmanly noises* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JefPlays Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Mayonnaise? I know what else counts as a weapon and has the same fluidity as Mayonnaise.. It requires a bit of charge before firing though. This has gotten nowhere near enough attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uzpian Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 -snip- Mayo is a weapon when wielded by Hijikata. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityOfTrees Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 get on my level (waiting for carrot liset skin) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agentcheese Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 of course its a weapon. smash the jar for an instant broken bottle. and if you mayo is still in their smear it in their eyes! or use it as warpaint, or eat it or somethin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agentcheese Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 (edited) The real question is, is Horse Radish a weapon? I dunno but... Edited June 3, 2015 by Agentcheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brynslustafir Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 The Supra might as well just be a jar of mayo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neutralred Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Immortality is only a word. All that exists can die. Every living thing has a weapon against which it has no defense. Time. Disease. Iron. Guilt. By this standard, mayonnaise is probably a weapon against something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brynslustafir Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Immortality is only a word. All that exists can die. Every living thing has a weapon against which it has no defense. Time. Disease. Iron. Guilt. By this standard, mayonnaise is probably a weapon against something. It is a weapon against low-fat diets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altey Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 (edited) Mayonnaise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Edited June 3, 2015 by Altey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neutralred Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 It is a weapon against low-fat diets. I remember when that shizz showed up in like every healthy eating advert. "Here, take this salad... AND FILL IT WITH MAYO" Start with a fragment of the enemy. A drop of blood. A crystallized thought. One of their hopes. All of these things tell the way it can die. So we're looking for someone hoping for a salad, maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalenath Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 If Vin Diesel can use a coffee cup as a weapon, I'm pretty mayonnaise can be considered one, too. it was a teacup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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