(PSN)Tactless_Ninja Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 He doesn't need em. Teleport + bladestorm, or hell just bladestorm 24/7 all the time! All the mobility he needs. You'd think oh wait what if he's not bladestorming or teleporting, how on whatever planet I'm invading will he ever be able to move? That's a non issue because Ash is always bladestorming or teleporting. I tried to not use bladestorm or teleport one time and had an identity crisis and my cat left me. How can DE fix this? Bladestorm plus teleport. There is a painting in an attic somewhere of Ash not using teleport or bladestorm. We never speak of it. So please, break Ash's legs. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 But I like my legs... How am I going to land after falling from my landing craft if there's no one to teleport to? And how am I going to use smoke screen without looking like a zombie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcusVeles Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 This is a tasty qq thread. A little rare though, like you can still taste the despair in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightdragon64 Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 umm... i am not 100% sure of what it is you are trying to talk about... but i know that an ash rework has been in the pipeline for awhile now (or at least it has been aknowleged) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkPot Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Don't you worry my boy DE has already said they be lookin into all p4w and ash is next. MUHAHAHAHA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)SkyAtreides Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Threads like this are why Saltstorm is my favorite Warframe ability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NekroArts Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 (edited) Ash is the assassin-themed frame, he's meant to deal high damage. His Teleport was design to get rid of high-prioty targets like eximus units. I can agree that Bladestorm needs to be rework but still keep the assassin element. Take those two abilities away completely and he's no longer an assassin. Edit: I done goof. He'll need them after rework. Edited February 27, 2016 by NekroArts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Tactless_Ninja Posted February 27, 2016 Author Share Posted February 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, ElGuirrix said: without looking like a zombie? You have a headcrab. Also that's not thinking with bladestorms. Bladestorm is love. Bladestorm is the wind beneath your wings. Bladestorm and teleport are like chocolate and also chocolate but made with artificial sawdust (splenda). Have you ever danced with the bladestorm in the pale moon light? Legs? Legs just keep you off the ground. Literally no other purpose. Do you know words hit like a fist? Bladestorm just jams a knife in your jaw. Efficiency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noja87 Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 I am more concerned about 99% of Ashes being black and red. Every day I see more and it starting to spread to other frames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YasaiTsume Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 We should break Loki's legs too. Cos when invisible, no one can see yu afk. :^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, (PS4)Tactless_Ninja said: You have a headcrab. Also that's not thinking with bladestorms. Bladestorm is love. Bladestorm is the wind beneath your wings. Bladestorm and teleport are like chocolate and also chocolate but made with artificial sawdust (splenda). Have you ever danced with the bladestorm in the pale moon light? Legs? Legs just keep you off the ground. Literally no other purpose. Do you know words hit like a fist? Bladestorm just jams a knife in your jaw. Efficiency. I keep them for the looks. Or at least for extraction. Other than that I bladestorm everything: Enemies, doors (knocking is for the weak), butter, pizza, scratching a friend's back, kill Templars, all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Break my leg and I'll rip your horns off and choke you WITH MY PONYTAIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sormatte Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 What. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Tactless_Ninja Posted February 27, 2016 Author Share Posted February 27, 2016 (edited) 1 minute ago, TheErebus. said: Break my leg and I'll rip your horns off and choke you WITH MY PONYTAIL. Sounds kinky. A/S/L? EDIT: Wait I can already answer those: 16-1000 yrs old-ish/androgynous/orbiter Edited February 27, 2016 by (PS4)Tactless_Ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, (PS4)Tactless_Ninja said: Sounds kinky. A/S/L? 69/Floor/Under you all day ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, TheErebus. said: Break my leg and I'll rip your horns off and choke you WITH MY PONYTAIL. Show him you Prime power, mighty Ash master of ponytail torturing and annihilation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Tactless_Ninja Posted February 27, 2016 Author Share Posted February 27, 2016 So I was thinking what NOT to bladestorm would be an easier endeavor. Working at a barbershop or pet grooming? Would be disappointing giving your pet kubrow Barkles a quick trim only to trim his entire head off destabilizing into genetic goo. Then again it would open up some previously niche job titles like consigner of the lotus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wevi Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 14 minutes ago, TheErebus. said: Break my leg and I'll rip your horns off and choke you WITH MY PONYTAIL. 12 minutes ago, ElGuirrix said: Show him you Prime power, mighty Ash master of ponytail torturing and annihilation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--Q--uaint Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 There is one time when Ash needs his legs: when his efficiency and range are too low to spam, since he built around Smoke Shadow. I once brought Smoke Shadow to a LoR… we made the Grinizzle taste the rainbow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 5 minutes ago, (PS4)Tactless_Ninja said: So I was thinking what NOT to bladestorm would be an easier endeavor. Working at a barbershop or pet grooming? Would be disappointing giving your pet kubrow Barkles a quick trim only to trim his entire head off destabilizing into genetic goo. Then again it would open up some previously niche job titles like consigner of the lotus. Everything is possible if you bladestorm-.... I mean believe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLordKogax Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 43 minutes ago, (PS4)Tactless_Ninja said: So please, break Ash's legs. Thank you. I wouldn't mind breaking Ash's legs if we can finisher/slash proc Loki's throat! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)FriendSharkey Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Instead of breaking legs and nerfing frames, maybe they should ADD SOME @(*()$ CHALLENGING MINI BOSSES, ENVIROMENTS, AND MISSIONS THAT MAKE YOU APPRECIATE THE POWER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibro156 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Nope, Ash actually needs some serious love by DE. In fact Loki needs to break his legs. I remembered I made thread talking about Loki. Because him being able to do everything. That amount of hate I got, I was forced to the off topic -,- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JefPlays Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 But then dat ash is gonna be dragging across the floor all day. And nobody likes that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterHowlett16 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 The minute I saw the title I thought. "I bet this guy's a Loki fanboy" And you know what? I was right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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