SkylaPrower Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 (edited) Operator did you know all planets have the same gravity wait *glitches* "WHAT THAT MAKES NO SENCE WHY" *glitch ends* oh never mind Edited June 28, 2020 by SkylaPrower 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batzy54 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 (edited) Ordis got bored when you are on a mission, so he decided to come along with you to help Ha Ha Ha Edited June 29, 2020 by Batzy54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)LSF Overdrive Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Did you know Maroo had to abandon a ship full of Ayatan relics after it stopped functionning ? Looks like all that cargo got maroo'ned ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spcsandflea Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Operator? Ordis has finished cleaning out your Kavat's litter box. I Made sure the waste was properly disposed -IN YOUR BED- in the trash. -SAME THING-. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandmaUWU Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 How do you get your kubrow to mature? Just wait for him to kugrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthK3v Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 “Operator, what do you think Tyl Regor wears on his feet? Perhaps he wears tube socks?” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snuckinator Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 (edited) Operator i think i am fi-broken- umm i think i wi-pun over drive on- umm i will attempt to turn it off Edited June 28, 2020 by Snuckinator i wanted to fix somthig its still the same i was just ading some more - marks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDR89 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 When on the orbiter with a cyst on you: Operator, I see you have a cyst on your neck. May I suggest you to get (crazy ordis sound) infected I mean, inspected. hmm, Maybe I need to check if there is one affecting my systems as well. It will also be nice to know when you got a new cyst just to make sure you notice it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Fl_Bchlrtt_Frg Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 (edited) Just one line? When the biggest complaint about Ordis is his repetitiveness? Why not lots? "Operator, the authorities have caught up with Ordis. I can't believe I'm Punder arrest!" Edited June 28, 2020 by (PS4)Fl_Bchlrtt_Frg Thought of an actual submission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisLooksLegit Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 "Ordis has detected that my anti-feedback loop systems have been disabled. No worries, operator! This shouldn't have any noticeable effects on a -" *Distorts* "CephaLONANDONANDONANDONANDONANDON" *Static, Ordis' voice returns to normal* "Oh dear..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divorced_platinium Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 (edited) "Things for the corpus have been really getting out of hand recently" (golden hands on corpus tilesets) Edited June 29, 2020 by divorced_platinium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guizhelhert Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 * after coming back from a mission * Welcome back Operator! I'm afraid that, since our last trip to the Void, most of Ordis good puns ... Argon! *crazy evil laugh* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimate54321 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 On 2020-06-19 at 11:59 AM, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Operator?? Is that weed that you are wearing ? It's high fashion Pleeaassee don't leave me Don't leave me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cthulhu808 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Operator, Ordis has never heard you laugh from my witticisms, could it be that you are laughing with another cephalon? Are you perhaps a smooth operator??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)TrashPandaKG553 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Operator, ordis has learned a joke, I believe it was, Lotus is gone, ordis is in pain, take care of your pet or I blast them through space. hm I feel like it has a hidden message don’t you operator, (airlock opens and closes) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Real-Darklord- Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Clem told me a joke it went like "Clem Clem Clem.....Clem" the way he told it was funnier 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHeavenlyCrimsonFlash Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 (When a prime frame is equipped) The pinnacle of orokin beauty(gasp), it’s ironic how the (glitch)hideous orokins(glitch end) managed to create such a flawless piece of work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)stian_91 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 (edited) Ordis wonder, ready to kick som aaaaa..........Before i kick yours Edited June 29, 2020 by (PS4)stian_91 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Nerdlord Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Did you hear the Grinner are making more Kuva Thralls Operator? They're trying a 'Get Lich Quick Scheme' to defeat you it seems... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshatter Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Operator, why didn't the Warframe cross the Relay? (Glitch) DON'T YOU DARE (Glitch) It didn't Tenno where to go... Ha.. Ha.. Ordis is hilarious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOWWIS Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 After breeding kubrow/kavat or building robotic: Operator, I see you befreind another ...MURDER MACHINE... companion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)iisconfusedok Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Operator,operator?Operatooorrr???Dont aVOID me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Sb108Flamestep Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 (edited) On 2020-06-19 at 12:59 PM, [DE]Helen said: I removed all of this because I want you guys to see my reply. (flamestep) How about this... Operater! This is horrible all your relics and mods have disappeared!... LOL jk I got u Edited June 29, 2020 by (PS4)Sb108Flamestep I had the whole form and i deleted the rest of it so you guys can see my joke I want to put in the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Sb108Flamestep Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 On 2020-06-19 at 12:59 PM, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter: Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! How about this... Operater! This is horrible all your relics and mods have disappeared!... LOL jk I got u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Bloxanity2816 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Operator,how was your last Kuva mission,was it that REDish! (after doing a kuva survival mission) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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