LeBag Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator do you know what Ordis stands for? (Ordis go full Deez Nuts voice) Ordis nuts!.HA GOTTEM 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelHeartPrime Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 A Tenno, a Grineer, and a Corpus walk into a bar. Only the Tenno walks out. 57 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSnarplordIV Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, your Warframe is sure to turn those [broken Ordis] Corpus into corpses [static], um...pardon me. 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaianLuck Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 "We've detected a new void fissure. Not a mission you should aVoid?" It's too bad it's only one per. Some of my other ideas: "The Grineer are fighting the Corpus? I suppose I'm not that Infested in the outcome..." "Extermination complete. --zzzzt— Corpus, more like Corpses— Well done." "I've discarded a message from Eudico. I don't know what mucking is, but it would certainly make a mess of the lander..." 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolySeraphin Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) (comenting about the Corpus) Analyzing Corpus's latest cargo report. They are filled with unusual amounts of - useless trash - salvage. Edited June 19, 2020 by HolySeraphin 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atamanel Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) (Old joke and not my, just for fun) - Groooovy! (normal voice) A deadly arsenal operator. Edited June 19, 2020 by Atamanel Forget to indicate purpose of post 30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elemelepipi Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 'Operator, do you feel content?' 'Because there is plenty do do! Go do some missions!' 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethalios Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Why are they called the GRINeer anyway? They are hardly ever smiling. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConsulZeny Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, you should take a closer look at those exquisite carpets from Cetus, and WIPE THE BLOODY PIECES OF YOUR ENEMIES ABOUT IT AT THE ENTRANCE TO THE ORBITER. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)JoNnYbOy71718 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Now that Rhino you are listening to me, I have to tell you something. I do not mean to Titania up with bad jokes. Please do not be Mag at me. Nidus want to make you smile 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)CACU CRC Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Ordis has found ten... no, eleven images from the Old War... frame them before they become sentient. Apologies, operator, the images seem to have been just a mirage 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krilexis Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Did you just came back from a Railjack expedition operator? you look a bit ... spaced out ah ah 36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glitchWalker Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Do you know why Nef Anyo never gets in jail? Because he always claims Habeas Corpus! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)RaphaMCmine Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator The chances of you ...BEEING THORN INTO PIECES... surviving after I opened the airlock are 0 : 4.000.000. Not that I thought of doing that, but I thought it would be noteworthy. 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)LPokemon27 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (Upon leaving the codex) Knowledge is power, operator (*in Ordis’ demonic voice*) AND I AM ALL POWERFUL! 51 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)KawaiiAsa Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (after refining a relic, after The Sacrifice has been completed) *in the same voice as Vitruvian Ordis* Star-Child, have you shone light on your golden past? it's a prime time to remember. (it isn't so much as a joke, more of a throwback of sorts to the Vitruvian Ordis/Vestigal Ordis, or whatever you want to call it, from the Sacrifice because I really liked that version of him and wish he showed up more) 24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)DarkRazorSpades Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Don't worry operator, I'm sure its ten-o-clock somewhere. 27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojufueled Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 I've always wondered, Operator. Ms. Night, The Lotus. Do you have an unhealthy fixation with chins? 33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldrr Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Quote I'm so excited to be back in active service! It is a good change of pace, after all that time I spent ceph-alone. 😎 Edited June 19, 2020 by Aldrr fixed a typo, rephrased it a bit 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stickman949 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Here's a good one from me: Operator, Ordis wonders... What does Konzu eat for his early lunch? Maybe the fish you donate to him has him for early lunch! Edited June 19, 2020 by Stickman949 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)vendoluxer Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, is that a new weapon... *destroy it now*... hurry up and mod it 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliessyn Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Were you injured on this mission, Operator? Ordis was worried you may have gotten a splinter. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Archainum Posted June 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, you seem quite troubled. If it would entertain you, Ordis can— SELF-DESTRUCT — tell you a joke! 90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punisher106 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) "Operator, have you ever wondered what Tyl Regor says while surfing? He says "Toobular"." Edited June 19, 2020 by Punisher106 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)HeadlessGamer1 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Knock Knock Who's there? No one, we're on a space ship alternative: Knock Knock who's there? *shock* a grineer?! *usual voice* I will enable the turrents now operator Edited June 19, 2020 by (PS4)HeadlessGamer1 42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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