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Narrated by Danny Trejo:

 

"The legend says he was a common hard working prod crewman,

but one day faced to the pits of hell itself he returned victorioso,

el cabron changed his name, wich was John Crewman at the moment...

now a wielder of las infames dual provas vandal, he became a glorified leader for the corpus, really needed at the time,

un verdadero hijo de perra...

He couldnt be stopped, he wouldnt be stopped, he walked down the path of mercilessness, vanguard, and honor in profit,

he wont look back,

thus dies "Johnny", and Derf Anyo se levanta aka PRODMAN "The Immortal",

He can still be hear and seen on corpus battlefields, shouting words of wisdom and to inspire mucho coraje, such as:

IN THE NAME OF PROFIT or FEEL THE POWER OF THE CREDITS

So watch out and lets hope PRODMAN este de nuestro lado.

Viva PRODMAN, The immortal legend"

 

*Inspired by that rum commercial, and a bit of forums lore =D

Edited by (PS4)feel-T_ornado
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U13 can only come once prodman trains us in the secret arts of melee awesomeness.

 

Prodman was busy battling the mabinogi valiantly for the showdown.

 

Guy can only be in so many places at once, and there's still 1 more fight to go before the week end.

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U13 can only come once prodman trains us in the secret arts of melee awesomeness.

 

Prodman was busy battling the mabinogi valiantly for the showdown.

 

Guy can only be in so many places at once, and there's still 1 more fight to go before the week end.

 

thx Llyssa..

 

but dont believe prodman he aint gonna mary yu

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U13 can only come once prodman trains us in the secret arts of melee awesomeness.

 

Prodman was busy battling the mabinogi valiantly for the showdown.

 

Guy can only be in so many places at once, and there's still 1 more fight to go before the week end.

That explains... a lot.

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There was once a lone corpus prodman bravely fought phorrid in one on one combat beating him with his swings of furry with a furriours vengence the slew phorrid and took his rightful place as the corpus laserswrods man He was reward for a big raise a laser sword Hercules upper body and now rides the zanuka anti warframe warbeast !!!!  You shall never be forgotten corpus hercules laser swordsman !!!!!!

 

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PS who ever made this photo give him a laser sword and make him ride zanuka then we will make him a corpus boss that would be so omg epic

 

Also my theme song is better

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give him a warframe equivalent of a light-saber and have him ride into battle on zanuka....no phorid, thats right he tamed one and Def Anyo is born.     

That would be the most epic, boss ever up vote this comment get him game make it happen DE.

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Guys! we must assist the Tenno! Derf Anyo and Prod Man have joined forces and want the entire Solar System to vote for Warframe at http://www.warframe.com/vote and help contribute to Warframe in the MMOBomb Free2Play Showdown Finals!

 

Also, come on over to http://www.twitch.tv/mmobomb to see the stats on the votes so far and join in the chat where SMITE players and Tenno are getting along and enjoying a friendly discussion!

 

We can do this, Tenno! :D

 

Don't forget - spread the word!

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