Hortonman Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Rhino would be proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexaldem Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Keep telling yourself that , if you met THE Prod Man he'd kill you with a prova vandal throw. Then he'd spawn . The only Corpus you can kill are Prod Man wannabes who played too much Call of Prodman : Infested Ops You mean the tryhard 17 year olds on CoD spawned tryhard 29 year olds that play CoP?! LOLWUT!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkfreack Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 bump cause its epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuxie Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 The Prod Crewman prodpaganda is the second best weapon in the Corpus arsenal. The Prod Crewman is the first. You guys need to make Prod Crewman prodpaganda posters on future Corpus tile sets!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoPainNoSwol Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Prod on, Prodman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lag_Killed_You_Not_Me Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Fighting Phorid: Look at him go! Prod Crewman Level: Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sorq Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Release snipetron and the rest of the old weapons back to the market. And when you try to click it, a pop up happens and says 'April Fool!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raileks Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Lotus: "You may recall John Prodman, when you aided the corprus in battle against the Phorid. Since then, Corprus has used that victory and an intense propaganda machine to elevate this corprus agent to hero status. While we do not believe John poses a threat to the Tenno alone, his iconic status is swaying many to the side of the economic giant. It is crucial to eliminate the Corprus poster boy before they can reap the benefits of this cultural icon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuxie Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Lotus: "You may recall John Prodman, when you aided the corprus in battle against the Phorid. Since then, Corprus has used that victory and an intense propaganda machine to elevate this corprus agent to hero status. While we do not believe John poses a threat to the Tenno alone, his iconic status is swaying many to the side of the economic giant. It is crucial to eliminate the Corprus poster boy before they can reap the benefits of this cultural icon. That event would both make me squee with excitement and make me cry over having to kill our dear old friend at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexaldem Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Prod Crewman Level: Chuck Norris WRONG!! *demonic voice* His level is OBVIOUSLY Bruce Lee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senketsu_ Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 ^ Bruce Lee is not a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Himari- Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Prodman, 2014. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexaldem Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 (edited) ^ Bruce Lee is not a joke. Of course he isn't! he took down Chuck Norris! Besides, everyone praises Chuck Norris because Bruce Lee is dead. :( EDIT: Also, my previous comment was not a joke. Edited March 5, 2014 by Dexaldem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyssa Posted March 5, 2014 Author Share Posted March 5, 2014 You know, it would make an interesting April fool's day joke. Have Prodman assassination as a potato alert, 24 hours. Only, he has 10 million armor, health, and shields, and does 50k damage/hit, plus all of his regular stun and KD tactics. So he is completely unkillable. When someone dies, they just die, and cannot revive. Once all players are down, have the Lotus give a voice over, admitting it was a mistake, that she'll be sending an apology to our friend, and that, on closer inspection, it looks like General Ruk managed to plant a forgery in her "to do" list. Give the reward anyway, since that is the "true ending" to the mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishki88 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Ste--STEVE IS THAT YOU!? STEVE IS ALIVE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamaniac Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 That event would both make me squee with excitement and make me cry over having to kill our dear old friend at the same time I'd refuse. I'd REFUSE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmb301530 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 You know, it would make an interesting April fool's day joke. Have Prodman assassination as a potato alert, 24 hours. Only, he has 10 million armor, health, and shields, and does 50k damage/hit, plus all of his regular stun and KD tactics. So he is completely unkillable. When someone dies, they just die, and cannot revive. Once all players are down, have the Lotus give a voice over, admitting it was a mistake, that she'll be sending an apology to our friend, and that, on closer inspection, it looks like General Ruk managed to plant a forgery in her "to do" list. Give the reward anyway, since that is the "true ending" to the mission. I could probably still kill him with my Excalibur and Castanas. *Castanas* *Shock stuns* *Slash Dashes* *Repeats* *Profits?* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChileanWarpig Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 So, you're trying to compare a heavily armored guy with a high-tech rocket launcher, who roasted cannon fodder... to a guy armed with nothing but a tin hat and a stick, who slew a boss monster. With a stick. the corpus need to take his DNA and make an elite prodmen force who are cloned from him and equipped with the best corpus equipment this prodman is the Big Boss of Warfarmframe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noabettiet Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Inb4 He becomes the harvester's rider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Inb4 He becomes the harvester's rider. This NEEDS to happen! Onwards to battle my mighty steed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adoomgod Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Ste--STEVE IS THAT YOU!? STEVE IS ALIVE! His spirit lives on in all his brethren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechaTails Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Hail Prodman! All the Corpus guys on my team always die horribly within 5 seconds of encountering Infested. Would be cool if in Invasion missions 1 random unit on your team would get beefed up so he actually delivers some support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latarzanla Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Release Dual Prova in his Honour no wait dual prova vandal And the name will be Prodman's Vandal Provas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandarex Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Almost spat out my friggin' drink. Good story man, haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyShark Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 ... the amount of awesome to too high. THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING DE. JOHNNY PRODMAN IS A HERO AND DESERVES TREATMENT AS SUCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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