ArcLightCRO Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) We need this with corpus :) Also he deserves Proto shield and Prova Vandal for that Edited March 4, 2014 by ArcLightCRO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)truelight4u Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volt_Cruelerz Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 So now we know the origin story of Derf Anyo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arlayn Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) BS! Phorid is so damn OP, with those unescapable homing missiiiiles. This little noob mob went toe to toe?! Vid or t didn't go down as you say! Lol Its Corpus... they are so superior, and bad to the bone the Grineer need Tenno just to win... Edited March 4, 2014 by Arlayn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_Redwire Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 "Fight and you may die. Run and you will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young Prod men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our profit!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Methanoid Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 .....then you meet that same crewman on xini and melt his face in seconds without even blinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehts Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) .....then you meet that same crewman on xini and melt his face in seconds without even blinking. Keep telling yourself that , if you met THE Prod Man he'd kill you with a prova vandal throw. Then he'd spawn . The only Corpus you can kill are Prod Man wannabes who played too much Call of Prodman : Infested Ops Edited March 4, 2014 by Jehts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolen Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 The Prod Crewman prodpaganda is the second best weapon in the Corpus arsenal. The Prod Crewman is the first [DE] Drew was playing with the crewman when he killed the phorid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jathniel Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Maybe fighting a tanky (or even giant) Prodman as a mastery rank test, should be in order, to honor him. =)Lotus: "Prove that you have more valiance than the Prodman." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)truelight4u Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Last one i'm making for this post... I enjoyed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeduSalem Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 "Fight and you may die. Run and you will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young Prod men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our profit!" You forgot the most important part: Corpus Crewmen: "John Corpus is seven feet tall!" John Corpus: "Yes, I've heard. Kills quadrupeds by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the Infested with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his Prova." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necr0Ra1se Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) Fighting Phorid: Look at him go! He lives! And he moves on to the next kill! Just look at Phorid eyes(or whatever he has there) he already knows that he is Doomed. Be thankfull becouse next time ProdNorisman could be on the enemy side! Edited March 4, 2014 by Necr0Ra1se Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronicTonic Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I shall build my Prova in honor of John Corpus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyDarkling Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I too Shall Build a Prova in honor of John Prodmen, Also.. DE please add John Prodmen in to the game in some way? xD I would love to do battle along side this incredible warrior!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeargantHaztagazpacho Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 They should have Stallone do voice acting for a corpus character...and model it after him too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)truelight4u Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 They should have Stallone do voice acting for a corpus character...and model it after him too. Model him after the young Stallone, when he looked more B.A. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyrazer Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 And so the 1'st of March shall be from this day forth known as Prodman Day. Let us all build a Prova in honor of this legendary hero. Hip, hip, Horaay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LxLawliet Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Prodman Facts: The Prodman kills you. Then he spawns. The Prodman brushes his teeth with the Prova Vandal. The Prodman knows your every move. The Prodman is the reason why it's called "Breaking News". The Prodman Plays Free. (Allusion to "Ninjas Play Free") The Prodman knows how Booben is formed. More to come...or come up with your own facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CasanovaArgenrost Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 The Prodman plays the game under the Damage 3.0 system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyssa Posted March 4, 2014 Author Share Posted March 4, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arlayn Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Maybe fighting a tanky (or even giant) Prodman as a mastery rank test, should be in order, to honor him. =) Lotus: "Prove that you have more valiance than the Prodman." giant prodman as a mastery test would be too much like the giant soldier from Metal Gear Solid VR missions... but I wouldn't mind lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Talia. Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 The Prodman knows how Booben is formed. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsunami049 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Johhny Corpus ... o7 that is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_Re4per Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonaii Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Well, there's the employee of the month :) You mean the employee of the year :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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