dashashou Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 The fast king has swallowed the razor's spoon an old nightmare is on the horizon looming those who seek shall cast not living rock but throw the stunning thunder Vor 's un- gilded gifts shall be returned The lighting shall find the tenno despair be Nervos , those that seek shall aim not to kill but cripple the past shall Roar back into life as my couch has seen so will it pass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neah Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 O.....kay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostSwordsman Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 inb4 moved to off topic. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 ...am I missing something here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifted Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Guy's high on argon crystals, nothing to see here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)theelix Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 The fast king has swallowed the razor's spoon an old nightmare is on the horizon looming those who seek shall cast not living rock but throw the stunning thunder Vor 's un- gilded gifts shall be returned The lighting shall find the tenno despair be Nervos , those that seek shall aim not to kill but cripple the past shall Roar back into life as my couch has seen so will it pass Let's see... *pulls out checklist* Sense? Nope! Order of events? Nope! Proper grammar? Half Check. Meme? Nope! Relevancy to Warframe events? Nope! Welp, I think that's 4/5 for off-topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altrunchen Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 I think this guy is either high as a kite or he is making some kind of prophecy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)theelix Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 I think this guy is either high as a kite or he is making some kind of prophecy. Who said he can't be both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stratego89 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 (edited) I'll have w/e this guy had waiter. Edited November 25, 2014 by Stratego89 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 I'll have w/e this guy had waiter. Yeah, can I get some of that? Been a long weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altrunchen Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Who said he can't be both? Meh good point...after all, people say that the Oracle of Delphi was high off of vapors coming out of the earth. PREACH ON YE PROPHET OF NONSENSE! PREACH ON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Who said he can't be both? He must be smoking some baaaad ganja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 The fast king has swallowed the razor's spoon an old nightmare is on the horizon looming those who seek shall cast not living rock but throw the stunning thunder Vor 's un- gilded gifts shall be returned The lighting shall find the tenno despair be Nervos , those that seek shall aim not to kill but cripple the past shall Roar back into life as my couch has seen so will it pass Translation: "Captain Vor swallowed a Sheev, struggling to get it out of his throat in his own bathroom. A Rhino came in, only to get shocked constantly with a Nervos mine, but is still kind enough to pull the Sheev out of Vor. His last words before dying, 'This is Yuikami', he said." I think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athros Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 And I thought that Sheev is only Hek's backscracther? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)theelix Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Translation: "Captain Vor swallowed a Sheev, struggling to get it out of his throat in his own bathroom. A Rhino came in, only to get shocked constantly with a Nervos mine, but is still kind enough to pull the Sheev out of Vor. His last words before dying, 'This is Yuikami', he said." I think? Surprisingly, this makes even less sense. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Surprisingly, this makes even less sense. xD IS everyone just high on really low grade weed? If so, I want it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LX7_LORDXEN Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 ...welp, moving on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WERElektro Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 .... a riddle maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.M.P.D Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 I TRIED IT IT IS THE UNBINDING PAST CONTAINED IN THE MOMENT OF PAIN WHEN YOU STEP ON A LEGO IT IS THE RHINO PRIME SOARING OUT OF THE MAP LIKE A BEAUTIFUL KUBROW HONEYBEE THE FURTHEST BINARY EXTREMITIES HAVE TAKEN US TO OBLIVION NESTLED IN INFINITIVE LIFE THEN PULLED US BACK BUT THEIR DESIGNS SHALL BE NO MORE THAN SKIN CELLS AND ZOMBIE TESTICLES FOR I AM THE FIFTH LAD AND MY UNION SHALL BE WHOLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyDonut3 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 It is a prophecy, foretelling the return of the horror that is the Nervos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)theelix Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 I TRIED IT IT IS THE UNBINDING PAST CONTAINED IN THE MOMENT OF PAIN WHEN YOU STEP ON A LEGO IT IS THE RHINO PRIME SOARING OUT OF THE MAP LIKE A BEAUTIFUL KUBROW HONEYBEE THE FURTHEST BINARY EXTREMITIES HAVE TAKEN US TO OBLIVION NESTLED IN INFINITIVE LIFE THEN PULLED US BACK BUT THEIR DESIGNS SHALL BE NO MORE THAN SKIN CELLS AND ZOMBIE TESTICLES FOR I AM THE FIFTH LAD AND MY UNION SHALL BE WHOLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sitchrea Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Teach me, oh great and powerful Sage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--Q--Ascended-Seraphim Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 I like turtles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 I have no idea what is going on here, and in all honesty, I don't really want to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freezing-Dragon Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 ...I don't get it....Some Tenno please explain to me what sorcery is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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