AmagicalFishy Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 dear rng god F*** you F*** your hat F*** your pets F*** your wife F*** your kids F*** your car F*** your dice F*** every room in your household F*** your cabinets F*** everything you love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timnz41 Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 To find what you are looking for you need to stop looking for it and let it come to you of it's own accord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scuura Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Dear RNG, please make going into higher level waves in defense missions worth it, I've already gotten enough Hellfires and Convulsions. I know you like to be cruel, but 3 convulsions in a row for reward for wave 5, 10 and 15 on Xini is a bit much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zehk Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Dear RNG God, During T2 and T3 runs, I am NOT SPECIFICALLY looking for Frost Prime Systems and I'm also NOT SPECIFICALLY looking for the Reaper Prime Blade. This goes to my brother and our friend, as well. They're also NOT SPECIFICALLY looking for those two items. (I hope this reversal works. It seems to work for me in other games). -Zehk the Farmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockCambo Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Dear RNG Gods Grant me back my precious Rifle Multishot that I got through a Orokin Raid, but didn't get because of a map glitch that caused me to leave without it. I've played this game for quite a while now and to have that mod finally was a thrill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kskg Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Dear RNG God, Before becoming a blasphemer please give me a Master Thief Mod. Aaaaameeeeeen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenrihr89 Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Thanks RNG God for giving me that sundering strike mod, now could you please help me to find handspring and the systems to finish my frost prime... =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeucienWeaver Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Dear RNG gods and godesses. I have been faithful and thankful for my many varied successes, from Frost Prime to Latron Prime, and every mod I desire save one... Please bless me with Cryo Rounds... Leu Weaver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeucienWeaver Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 LeucienWeaver, on 02 Jun 2013 - 1:09 PM, said: Dear RNG gods and godesses. I have been faithful and thankful for my many varied successes, from Frost Prime to Latron Prime, and every mod I desire save one... Please bless me with Cryo Rounds... Leu Weaver The RNG gods have spoken: You shall be granted with not one, but THREE Cryo rounds in a single Void run.My next prayer is for Stalker to appear and grace me with Despair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RahuHordika Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 (edited) Dear RNG Gods.... Thank you for blessing me with the Plasma Sword. However I come at you with another request. Please I beg you to allow me to obtain the Reaper Prime blueprint and blade and the Vauban Helmet so I can finally build them glorious weapon and warframe. Forever thankful. RahuStalker Edited June 2, 2013 by RahuStalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MistahBlitzy Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Dear RNG god, please help me get the Ember Systems I have been diligently farming for, some multi-shot wouldn't be too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggh Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 (edited) Please help me to find a Banshee Systems blueprint. Please help me to find the Thunderbolt mod. Please help me to find the rifle multishot mod. "Om Mani Padme Hum" ("Hail to the jewel in the lotus") If the supposedly datamined drop rates are right, Spy missions would be the best chance to get a banshee system. I'm inclined to believe that's true considering I got four of them yesterday trying to check out the void key drop rate on Oceanum on pluto. Edited June 2, 2013 by Aggh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urika Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Vauban alert :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philosopher Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Dear RNG god, Pls stop teasing me on every void run I go on by not giving me the final prime parts I need to start building, specifically Frost Prime Systems and Latron prime barrel. May you grant me your blessing and let me FINALLY GET THE PARTS I NEED *(& &*(^%*( ^&(*^ ^& %^&% !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeucienWeaver Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 RNG Gods. You granted me with Hate, and a second Cryo Round, for which I am thankful...But please find it in your hearts to grant me sweet release in the form of Despair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belthagor Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 dear RNG God....Just stay out of my way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADDpillz Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 All I want is a Vabaun Systems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryocytota Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Oh mighty RNG god, I fear Lech Kril sufferes needlessly. If you could - within your power - remove the Frost Systems blueprint from his &#! and relieve his pain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracorya Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Dear RNG God, Please give me multishot for my rifles and pistols. PLEASE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeucienWeaver Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Dear RNG God, Please give me multishot for my rifles and pistols. PLEASE! RNG God believer here: Check Sedna's mobile defense for pistol multishot, I was having decent luck there today in between ship runs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richboyricha Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 i'd like to thank our RNG God for blessing us with the gift of patch 9.3.. Fixed duplicate mods being added to player inventory after reaching 10+ waves of Defense Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelGuardcc Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Dear RNG god Gimme my Blaze mod pls i did nightmare 70+ times in 4 days but no luck yet i have no more Virgins to give you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenrihr89 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 RNG God please... helpme to find Blaze and Hammer Shot, i will sacrifice two hamsters to pay for the cause!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKitten Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 RNG can i has more control modules/nurode/morphics/noural sensors/ PLASTIDS!!!!!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soupalicious Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Oh Holy RNG Give me Frost Prime Main BP so I may end my quest to sought after it. Is my english even right? meh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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