JaysInc Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Mfw Long story short: >On my laptop. >Call from my mom (Me currently 16). >Tells me my sister delivered baby. >"You're an uncle" >*Sits stone-cold re-thinking life* ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 You now have responsibilities. Which is none really. Just be cool with your niece/nephew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Being an uncle is cool. Since you're so young, it won't be hard to become the cool uncle. Give it your best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaysInc Posted June 29, 2015 Author Share Posted June 29, 2015 Being an uncle is cool. Since you're so young, it won't be hard to become the cool uncle. Give it your best! But I'm an anti-social mofo who sits all day on his laptop who rarely talks to his irl friends that I somehow managed to get. I CAN'T BE COOL!?I FREAKING THE F___ OUT (On the inside of course). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stratego89 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I know this feeling. But in my case I was... 14? or younger maybe. (big age gap between me and my sister, my parents were old when they had me *shrugs*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I'm an uncle too! Well, technically an aunt but the 3 year old didn't know the difference and it's kind of stuck. It's great fun taking them out places and seeing the looks on peoples faces when they start saying "Uncle Noa, can I have..." (Replace Noa with feminine name of your choosing.) Don't worry, it's terrifying but eventually you get used to it. I have 7 nephews, so every once in awhile I get invaded by a tiny, dirt covered army that chases my cats and mauls my Xbox. And sometimes tries to drown me in a kiddie pool. 0.0 I was 15 when my sister told me she was pregnant. She picked the best time to do it too - while I was standing on her back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboticApplesWithLasers Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 alright here is what you do to be the cool uncle 1. Dye your hair black 2. buy an extensive collection of something nifty(old drink machines, motor cycles, movie props) But DON'T collect anything that weighs less than 15 pounds per piece 3. hang out with the kid and learn what they are actually interested in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 She picked the best time to do it too - while I was standing on her back. Uncle Noa, why did you STAND ON ME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 But I'm an anti-social mofo who sits all day on his laptop who rarely talks to his irl friends that I somehow managed to get. I CAN'T BE COOL!?I FREAKING THE F___ OUT (On the inside of course). You'd think so, but it's easy to act differently towards small siblings. As long as you're good to them, they'll almost definitely look up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Uncle Noa, why did you STAND ON ME. I DIDN'T KNOW!! I'M SORR-wait. does some quick math =.= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I DIDN'T KNOW!! I'M SORR-wait. does some quick math =.= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 (edited) You'd think so, but it's easy to act differently towards small siblings. As long as you're good to them, they'll almost definitely look up to you. Right? Half of my nephews think I'm the best thing in the world (I've been asked when they can move in.) and I barely see them. When all I do is mostly yell "Stahp biting your brother. Leave the cat alone. Do not put that in your mouth. Say thank you. Why didn't you say please? I already answered that question. I WILL BEAT YOU SENSELESS IF YOU TOUCH THAT AGAIN! No, you cannot hide in the engine compartment of the truck" Edited June 29, 2015 by Noamuth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiBBz Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 welcome to day club my man! where all you have to do is entertain the young one :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Oh, pictures are important!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dhrekr Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Congrats on being the uncle of a tiny humanling. May the baby grow to be a strong Tenno. ... or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaysInc Posted June 29, 2015 Author Share Posted June 29, 2015 You'd think so, but it's easy to act differently towards small siblings. As long as you're good to them, they'll almost definitely look up to you. Well currently, I'm not that good to my younger brother, who is currently two years younger than me. So, hope for da best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knightmare047 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I'm an uncle too.....with a nephew who's the same age as me and also my childhood friend :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[DE]Grzegorz Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Not that bad being an Aunt here. My little cult has 2 more recruits... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucernam Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Congratulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakshal Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Literally nothing changes when you become an uncle... or maybe nothing changed for me because I in a completely different state than my relatives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katakuna Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Huh, when I became an uncle, I had pretty much no reaction, but that might be because I hate infants. So loud, so annoying. I like baby animals more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Pharen Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Mfw Long story short: >On my laptop. >Call from my mom (Me currently 16). >Tells me my sister delivered baby. >"You're an uncle" >*Sits stone-cold re-thinking life* ._. heh, I was.... actually I can't remember. I think my nephews like 6 or 7 or something I dont know. Yeah I know, I'm a terrible uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacond3 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 O FOK I AM TOO.... Im that werid &#! uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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