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While I cannot speak for all bun and meat enthusiasts, I can speak to a very specific scenario: the open-face smoked meat sandwich, drizzled with mayonnaise on a toasted sour-dough slice of bread. 

 

This sandwich, a veritable classic, poses to the soon-to-be-satisfied person a simple question: can you resist me while your hands are busy elsewhere? 

 

The answer in my case was no. I was weak, I was tempted. But what is life without temptation? What is a Sortie without a meat sandwich? I looked at that sandwich, right in its Open-face, and I gave in. 

Between snipes there were bites, between Sonars there were donairs. Between revives I felt... strangely alive.

Time passed, and the half-eaten sandwich sat on its tauntingly perfect plate. The contrast between a perfect porcelain disc and a crisped and glistening sandwich is too much for even the most noble Tenno to resist. Like an energy restore on my desk it sat, and like a Grineer on Hydroid's Undertow I dove in. 

Do I have regrets? Some say it is so. 

 

 

this might be the most elegant post you have ever written

 

someone needs to save this, your legacy cannot be forgotten

 

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This is not something ill be doing because im a terrible multitasker. I cant even put my sunglasses on when I drive or else ill drift off the road. My only hope is a sammich on a string hanging in front of my face. Tenno world problems.

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In honor of the Lotus, and this phenominal post and thread, I will be eating a sammich during my first sortie and will return to the forums to post a picture of it. I encourage you all to do the same. In fact, we need a thread specifically for this purpose.

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In honor of the Lotus, and this phenominal post and thread, I will be eating a sammich during my first sortie and will return to the forums to post a picture of it. I encourage you all to do the same. In fact, we need a thread specifically for this purpose.

This man...is brilliant. You sir are the hero we deserve.

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While I cannot speak for all bun and meat enthusiasts, I can speak to a very specific scenario: the open-face smoked meat sandwich, drizzled with mayonnaise on a toasted sour-dough slice of bread.

This sandwich, a veritable classic, poses to the soon-to-be-satisfied person a simple question: can you resist me while your hands are busy elsewhere?

The answer in my case was no. I was weak, I was tempted. But what is life without temptation? What is a Sortie without a meat sandwich? I looked at that sandwich, right in its Open-face, and I gave in.

Between snipes there were bites, between Sonars there were donairs. Between revives I felt... strangely alive.

Time passed, and the half-eaten sandwich sat on its tauntingly perfect plate. The contrast between a perfect porcelain disc and a crisped and glistening sandwich is too much for even the most noble Tenno to resist. Like an energy restore on my desk it sat, and like a Grineer on Hydroid's Undertow I dove in.

Do I have regrets? Some say it is so.

just imagine someone reading this while being on a diet. Thats hell xD
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While I cannot speak for all bun and meat enthusiasts, I can speak to a very specific scenario: the open-face smoked meat sandwich, drizzled with mayonnaise on a toasted sour-dough slice of bread. 

 

This sandwich, a veritable classic, poses to the soon-to-be-satisfied person a simple question: can you resist me while your hands are busy elsewhere? 

 

etc

 

Such pose and poetry brings a tear to my eye

 

 

 

 

goddamn it I'm hungry now!

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While I cannot speak for all bun and meat enthusiasts, I can speak to a very specific scenario: the open-face smoked meat sandwich, drizzled with mayonnaise on a toasted sour-dough slice of bread. 

 

This sandwich, a veritable classic, poses to the soon-to-be-satisfied person a simple question: can you resist me while your hands are busy elsewhere? 

 

The answer in my case was no. I was weak, I was tempted. But what is life without temptation? What is a Sortie without a meat sandwich? I looked at that sandwich, right in its Open-face, and I gave in. 

Between snipes there were bites, between Sonars there were donairs. Between revives I felt... strangely alive.

Time passed, and the half-eaten sandwich sat on its tauntingly perfect plate. The contrast between a perfect porcelain disc and a crisped and glistening sandwich is too much for even the most noble Tenno to resist. Like an energy restore on my desk it sat, and like a Grineer on Hydroid's Undertow I dove in. 

Do I have regrets? Some say it is so. 

 

lol!!!! better then some scholars! 

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While I cannot speak for all bun and meat enthusiasts, I can speak to a very specific scenario: the open-face smoked meat sandwich, drizzled with mayonnaise on a toasted sour-dough slice of bread. 

 

This sandwich, a veritable classic, poses to the soon-to-be-satisfied person a simple question: can you resist me while your hands are busy elsewhere? 

 

The answer in my case was no. I was weak, I was tempted. But what is life without temptation? What is a Sortie without a meat sandwich? I looked at that sandwich, right in its Open-face, and I gave in. 

Between snipes there were bites, between Sonars there were donairs. Between revives I felt... strangely alive.

Time passed, and the half-eaten sandwich sat on its tauntingly perfect plate. The contrast between a perfect porcelain disc and a crisped and glistening sandwich is too much for even the most noble Tenno to resist. Like an energy restore on my desk it sat, and like a Grineer on Hydroid's Undertow I dove in. 

Do I have regrets? Some say it is so. 

 

 

this is what you need. It is what we ALL need.

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While I cannot speak for all bun and meat enthusiasts, I can speak to a very specific scenario: the open-face smoked meat sandwich, drizzled with mayonnaise on a toasted sour-dough slice of bread. 

 

This sandwich, a veritable classic, poses to the soon-to-be-satisfied person a simple question: can you resist me while your hands are busy elsewhere? 
 

The answer in my case was no. I was weak, I was tempted. But what is life without temptation? What is a Sortie without a meat sandwich? I looked at that sandwich, right in its Open-face, and I gave in. 

Between snipes there were bites, between Sonars there were donairs. Between revives I felt... strangely alive.

Time passed, and the half-eaten sandwich sat on its tauntingly perfect plate. The contrast between a perfect porcelain disc and a crisped and glistening sandwich is too much for even the most noble Tenno to resist. Like an energy restore on my desk it sat, and like a Grineer on Hydroid's Undertow I dove in. 

Do I have regrets? Some say it is so. 
 

That...right there is...is ...

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