(PSN)Pharen Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 The 2013's were a strange time. http://www.incrediblethings.com/food/burger-king-hands-free-whopper-holder/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CY13ERPUNK Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 While I cannot speak for all bun and meat enthusiasts, I can speak to a very specific scenario: the open-face smoked meat sandwich, drizzled with mayonnaise on a toasted sour-dough slice of bread. This sandwich, a veritable classic, poses to the soon-to-be-satisfied person a simple question: can you resist me while your hands are busy elsewhere? The answer in my case was no. I was weak, I was tempted. But what is life without temptation? What is a Sortie without a meat sandwich? I looked at that sandwich, right in its Open-face, and I gave in. Between snipes there were bites, between Sonars there were donairs. Between revives I felt... strangely alive. Time passed, and the half-eaten sandwich sat on its tauntingly perfect plate. The contrast between a perfect porcelain disc and a crisped and glistening sandwich is too much for even the most noble Tenno to resist. Like an energy restore on my desk it sat, and like a Grineer on Hydroid's Undertow I dove in. Do I have regrets? Some say it is so. this might be the most elegant post you have ever written someone needs to save this, your legacy cannot be forgotten /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArgonTheFox Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 -snip- So thats why The Lotus goes quiet sometimes during missions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321agemo Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) I love this thread. Edited December 1, 2015 by 321agemo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plushy Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) This is not something ill be doing because im a terrible multitasker. I cant even put my sunglasses on when I drive or else ill drift off the road. My only hope is a sammich on a string hanging in front of my face. Tenno world problems. Edited December 1, 2015 by OroPlushy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scytze Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 No comments how hard is it to play Mesa now while eating? GASP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cemges Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOda Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 In honor of the Lotus, and this phenominal post and thread, I will be eating a sammich during my first sortie and will return to the forums to post a picture of it. I encourage you all to do the same. In fact, we need a thread specifically for this purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 In honor of the Lotus, and this phenominal post and thread, I will be eating a sammich during my first sortie and will return to the forums to post a picture of it. I encourage you all to do the same. In fact, we need a thread specifically for this purpose. This man...is brilliant. You sir are the hero we deserve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ArnnFrost Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 While I cannot speak for all bun and meat enthusiasts, I can speak to a very specific scenario: the open-face smoked meat sandwich, drizzled with mayonnaise on a toasted sour-dough slice of bread. This sandwich, a veritable classic, poses to the soon-to-be-satisfied person a simple question: can you resist me while your hands are busy elsewhere? The answer in my case was no. I was weak, I was tempted. But what is life without temptation? What is a Sortie without a meat sandwich? I looked at that sandwich, right in its Open-face, and I gave in. Between snipes there were bites, between Sonars there were donairs. Between revives I felt... strangely alive. Time passed, and the half-eaten sandwich sat on its tauntingly perfect plate. The contrast between a perfect porcelain disc and a crisped and glistening sandwich is too much for even the most noble Tenno to resist. Like an energy restore on my desk it sat, and like a Grineer on Hydroid's Undertow I dove in. Do I have regrets? Some say it is so. just imagine someone reading this while being on a diet. Thats hell xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabreracer Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 While I cannot speak for all bun and meat enthusiasts, I can speak to a very specific scenario: the open-face smoked meat sandwich, drizzled with mayonnaise on a toasted sour-dough slice of bread. This sandwich, a veritable classic, poses to the soon-to-be-satisfied person a simple question: can you resist me while your hands are busy elsewhere? etc Such pose and poetry brings a tear to my eye goddamn it I'm hungry now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalenath Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) The Lotus has spoken! The Tenno are hungry! Edited December 1, 2015 by Kalenath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eftycchia Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 I don't want to grind for a paperbag of sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kryptyk- Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 this might be the most elegant post you have ever written someone needs to save this, your legacy cannot be forgotten /thread already done. here you go :D http://puu.sh/lEZ4e/6b0ea64b67.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keltik0ne Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 I wonder, are sandwich smoothies a thing ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mantasas17x Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 While I cannot speak for all bun and meat enthusiasts, I can speak to a very specific scenario: the open-face smoked meat sandwich, drizzled with mayonnaise on a toasted sour-dough slice of bread. This sandwich, a veritable classic, poses to the soon-to-be-satisfied person a simple question: can you resist me while your hands are busy elsewhere? The answer in my case was no. I was weak, I was tempted. But what is life without temptation? What is a Sortie without a meat sandwich? I looked at that sandwich, right in its Open-face, and I gave in. Between snipes there were bites, between Sonars there were donairs. Between revives I felt... strangely alive. Time passed, and the half-eaten sandwich sat on its tauntingly perfect plate. The contrast between a perfect porcelain disc and a crisped and glistening sandwich is too much for even the most noble Tenno to resist. Like an energy restore on my desk it sat, and like a Grineer on Hydroid's Undertow I dove in. Do I have regrets? Some say it is so. lol!!!! better then some scholars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanguardT-EN- Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FrostByte- Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 While I cannot speak for all bun and meat enthusiasts, I can speak to a very specific scenario: the open-face smoked meat sandwich, drizzled with mayonnaise on a toasted sour-dough slice of bread. This sandwich, a veritable classic, poses to the soon-to-be-satisfied person a simple question: can you resist me while your hands are busy elsewhere? The answer in my case was no. I was weak, I was tempted. But what is life without temptation? What is a Sortie without a meat sandwich? I looked at that sandwich, right in its Open-face, and I gave in. Between snipes there were bites, between Sonars there were donairs. Between revives I felt... strangely alive. Time passed, and the half-eaten sandwich sat on its tauntingly perfect plate. The contrast between a perfect porcelain disc and a crisped and glistening sandwich is too much for even the most noble Tenno to resist. Like an energy restore on my desk it sat, and like a Grineer on Hydroid's Undertow I dove in. Do I have regrets? Some say it is so. this is what you need. It is what we ALL need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeacus Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) While I cannot speak for all bun and meat enthusiasts, I can speak to a very specific scenario: the open-face smoked meat sandwich, drizzled with mayonnaise on a toasted sour-dough slice of bread. This sandwich, a veritable classic, poses to the soon-to-be-satisfied person a simple question: can you resist me while your hands are busy elsewhere? The answer in my case was no. I was weak, I was tempted. But what is life without temptation? What is a Sortie without a meat sandwich? I looked at that sandwich, right in its Open-face, and I gave in. Between snipes there were bites, between Sonars there were donairs. Between revives I felt... strangely alive.Time passed, and the half-eaten sandwich sat on its tauntingly perfect plate. The contrast between a perfect porcelain disc and a crisped and glistening sandwich is too much for even the most noble Tenno to resist. Like an energy restore on my desk it sat, and like a Grineer on Hydroid's Undertow I dove in. Do I have regrets? Some say it is so. That...right there is...is ... Edited December 1, 2015 by Aeacus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynxh Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 Sammiches are to be eaten, not to be resisted D: ! Also, I chuckled as I enjoyed this poetic thread ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 this is what you need. It is what we ALL need. wtf did i just see? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aciaj613 Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) -Insert Poetry here- In honor of this beautiful poetry I DEMAND! during sortie missions, when Lotus Transmissions you, she will be eating a sandwich Edited December 1, 2015 by Aciaj613 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duhadventure Posted December 1, 2015 Share Posted December 1, 2015 IMO Honey Sandwiches and Mustard Sandwiches are the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tehgreg Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Reviving this thread to confirm that you can safely peel tangerines and eat them during sortie missions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reizant Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 That...right there is...is ... But... It was so artfully done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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