Kobold101 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 (edited) Blitzel was not born. Rather, he was molded, created, crafted, if you will, by the Tenno. His Tenno creator cherished him, bringing him along for missions, and generally taking great care of him. Blitzel had a zest for life, stopping to smell the roses, even though his head was a laser gun. He pet the Kubrow in the Liset often, and wished one day to own a Kavat of his own, domesticated and everything. On day, his owner brought him into a Tower Three Defense Mission. Blitzel was deployed, and did his job. He attacked with vigor. A bombard unit knocked down his owner, and her Warframe was low on health. Blitzel jumped in front of the next barrage, sacrificing his life for his owner. His last dying wish was to be remembered as he was. The owner planned to purchase a noggle in his memory, but to her dismay, there was no Moa noggle. Now Blitzels owner is sad, for she cannot remember Blitzel in the way he wanted. tl;dr add moa noggles for Blitzel. He must be remembered Edited July 5, 2016 by NovusNova Removed "PSA" tag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandOm3 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 *reads everything* So who's Blitzel again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derp215 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Poor Blitzel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vali Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 #Pray4Blitzel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAYABU5A Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 i love how Blitzels squat down with you when you crouch and waddles around shooting Laz0rs while making cute digital chirping noises its like a cute robot death chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOldAlias Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 40 minutes ago, Agentawesome said: #Pray4Blitzel This right here. ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan_Rid Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Moa companions when? They even have an adorable crouching animation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Autongnosis Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 #JeSuisBlitzel I'm sad for your loss. Also, 14 minutes ago, Ivan_Rid said: Moa companions when? They even have an adorable crouching animation. This <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)robotwars7 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 I would love an actual pet Moa as well. Blitzel model 560-001 MOA. born 2016 - died 2016 rest in spaghetti, never forgetti. Spoiler serious time though, you might want to get rid of the PSA tag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NativeKiller Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 R.I.P Blitzel, you shall be remembered... P.S// The P.S.A tag is only for Moderators if I recall correctly, just saying. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NovusNova Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Removed "PSA" tag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)WINDMILEYNO Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 That was a moving story. I also approve of this message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evanescent Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 I make it a point to kill each Moa as thoroughly as possibly for the memory of being mercilessy stomped and gunned down by Shockwave Moas in my newbie days. *polishes Fragor Prime* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Solargeo Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 I want more noggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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