(XBOX)UpgradeAcorn989 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 2 hours ago, WoodedSkate89 said: Granted but they always deny you I wish for every single steam game that I want granted but you cant play the I wish people were´nt addicted to cigarets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodedSkate89 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Just now, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said: granted but you cant play the I wish people were´nt addicted to cigarets Granted but instead they all become alcoholics I wish Overwatch would become relevant again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)UpgradeAcorn989 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Just now, WoodedSkate89 said: Granted but instead they all become alcoholics I wish Overwatch would become relevant again granted but it dies 2 days later I wish I was immortal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodedSkate89 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 23 minutes ago, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said: granted but it dies 2 days later I wish I was immortal Granted but you become blind and deaf I wish I had a real life death note Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarow Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 56 minutes ago, WoodedSkate89 said: Granted but you become blind and deaf I wish I had a real life death note Granted, but your name is first that written I wish for a lotus gun that shoots bananas and watermelons that explode on impact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodedSkate89 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 11 minutes ago, Lazarow said: Granted, but your name is first that written I wish for a lotus gun that shoots bananas and watermelons that explode on impact Granted but it does no damage I wish for my wishes not to get corrupted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, WoodedSkate89 said: I wish for my wishes not to get corrupted Granted, but they get granted by a douchebag Genie. I wish for a cool sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodedSkate89 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Loza03 said: Granted, but they get granted by a douchebag Genie. I wish for a cool sword. I don't get how that corrupts my wish Granted but you can't use it I wish for a 10% raise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 1 minute ago, WoodedSkate89 said: I don't get how that corrupts my wish https://www.reddit.com/r/DouchebagGenie/ 1 minute ago, WoodedSkate89 said: I wish for a 10% raise Granted. Your misery is raised by 10%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 On 2019-08-28 at 1:30 PM, Loza03 said: https://www.reddit.com/r/DouchebagGenie/ Granted. Your misery is raised by 10%. make a wish you grape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 36 minutes ago, Sovamorne said: make a wish you grape I wish to not be a complete grape. Especially not so much of one that I wonder why nobody's corrupted a wish I've not made XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 On 2019-09-01 at 2:15 PM, Loza03 said: I wish to not be a complete grape. Especially not so much of one that I wonder why nobody's corrupted a wish I've not made XD Granted, you are now a watermelon, one of those square ones they grow in Japan. I wish for a slice of Loza03. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)wintersfrozen Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 On 2019-09-03 at 9:31 AM, Sovamorne said: I wish for a slice of Loza03. Granted but they are not watermelon Loza03 so its a fleshy and otherwise questionable slice that we do not recommend keeping let alone consuming. I wish I could get inspired to draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, (PS4)wintersfrozen said: I wish I could get inspired to draw. Granted. You must draw me as a Watermelon. I wish for the power to unleash unlimited Watermelons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 On 2019-09-11 at 7:26 PM, Loza03 said: Granted. You must draw me as a Watermelon. I wish for the power to unleash unlimited Watermelons. Granted, you may shoot fully grown watermelons from your hands at any velocity you choose, however your hands now secrete watermelon juice that makes your hands sticky if you don't wash it off every 20 minutes or so. I wish I could finish this sente Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Sovamorne said: I wish I could finish this sentencing of myself to death Wish granted. I wish for Excalibur in Smash since new places are available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 23 hours ago, Loza03 said: Wish granted. I wish for Excalibur in Smash since new places are available. Granted, but all air attacks require mastery of the half an A press technique. I wish for the power to resurrect dead rock stars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted September 15, 2019 Share Posted September 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Sovamorne said: Granted, but all air attacks require mastery of the half an A press technique. I wish for the power to resurrect dead rock stars. Granted, you can resurrect any level from the world 'Rock Star' from Kirby 64. Spoiler I wish for Kirby's copy ability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Loza03 said: Granted, you can resurrect any level from the world 'Rock Star' from Kirby 64. Hide contents I wish for Kirby's copy ability. Granted, but it only works when chef Kawasak says so, which will be never because he hates Kirby's guts with a fiery passion. Darn, sorry Lemmy maybe next time 😞 I wish for a new Xbox 360 controller Edited September 16, 2019 by Sovamorne Forgot to grant the gosh diddly darn whacka blam flimmy flam zoober goobin' inner tubin' wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)UpgradeAcorn989 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 On 2019-09-15 at 8:26 PM, Sovamorne said: Granted, but it only works when chef Kawasak says so, which will be never because he hates Kirby's guts with a fiery passion. Darn, sorry Lemmy maybe next time 😞 I wish for a new Xbox 360 controller granted but it turns into liquid acid when you touch it I wish Gorden Ramsey didnt yell so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 35 minutes ago, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said: I wish Gorden Ramsey didnt yell so much Granted. He becomes a small imp that lives on your shoulder that you can never be rid of, constantly whispering swear words and insults into your ear. You donkey. I wish this for this thread to live forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)UpgradeAcorn989 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 14 hours ago, Loza03 said: Granted. He becomes a small imp that lives on your shoulder that you can never be rid of, constantly whispering swear words and insults into your ear. You donkey. I wish this for this thread to live forever. granted but its everlastingness eventually drives you to insanity I wish that I can read minds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakawan Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 On 2019-10-18 at 11:50 AM, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said: granted but its everlastingness eventually drives you to insanity I wish that I can read minds Granted but you delve too deep and the inherent madness contained within us all consumes you and turns your thoughts into a swirling maelstrom of anguish. I wish Fang Prime was viable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 8 minutes ago, Rakawan said: Granted but you delve too deep and the inherent madness contained within us all consumes you and turns your thoughts into a swirling maelstrom of anguish. I wish Fang Prime was viable. Granted, but they are made so by an update which also includes a very cool, but clearly not yet fully baked feature with a system that's too rigid and has several layers of RNG grind appended to it. ... Wait a second. I wish that the Kuva Lich system was a bit more flexible, and offered more opportunities to interact with the Lich outside of their turf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)UpgradeAcorn989 Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Loza03 said: Granted, but they are made so by an update which also includes a very cool, but clearly not yet fully baked feature with a system that's too rigid and has several layers of RNG grind appended to it. ... Wait a second. I wish that the Kuva Lich system was a bit more flexible, and offered more opportunities to interact with the Lich outside of their turf. granted but its still complained about and eventually becomes unviable I wish for more cake Edited November 4, 2019 by (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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