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I know it's not technically a joke but... What the hell


Ordis: I'm detecting an unknown transmission from void space, shall I play it for the operator?

Operator: yes 

Ordis: Very well, beginning transmission

Corrupt Vor: Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the- *cuts out into static*

Ordis: (angry) I swear if I have to hear that speech ONE more time I'll- (returns to normal) Pardon me operator, it appears that message was meant for someone else

Operator: Thank you, Ordis

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On 2020-06-19 at 9:59 AM, [DE]Helen said:


Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes?

This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe!

How to enter

Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging!


  • One submission per player
  • Submission must be your original creation
  • Submission must not exceed 300 characters
  • Submission must be Warframe-related
  • Do not reserve spots in this thread
  • Only post submissions in this thread
  • Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified


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Selecting the Winning Submissions:

The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration.

The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET.


  • 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe!
  • 4th place – 750 Platinum!
  • 5th place – 500 Platinum!

This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET!


Make us laugh, Operator!


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