(PSN)PhatDabbins Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator... Why doesn't Fortuna use Uber? Because they all Lyft together... *ha...ha...ha...*(ordis laugh) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneofTwo7734 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 “Ordis hates the corrupted. They remind him of his motherboard.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamenShaman7 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator, Ordis highly does not recommend the female chesa kubrow. Just abbreviate their name! It’s so ..AMAZING.. my goodness! Recalibrating.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Locojay12 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operater will you please care for your-- MaNgInG mUtT-- beautiful companion! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necrozma15 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 (For when Tenno equip Atlas/prime) Operator do you know how Atlas’s Rumblers got to space. They went to the Rumbler space program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Leekshooter12 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 (edited) I know it's not technically a joke but... What the hell Ordis: I'm detecting an unknown transmission from void space, shall I play it for the operator? Operator: yes Ordis: Very well, beginning transmission Corrupt Vor: Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the- *cuts out into static* Ordis: (angry) I swear if I have to hear that speech ONE more time I'll- (returns to normal) Pardon me operator, it appears that message was meant for someone else Operator: Thank you, Ordis Edited June 25, 2020 by (XB1)Leekshooter12 Text was incorrectly sized 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyTheHusky Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator... Ordis hears insects... Shall I "BURN THE SHIP" vent atmosphere? "" = Glitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folken999 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator... How big do you think the Universe is? WE MAY NOT HAVE ENOUGH GUNS!!! I shall look into providing more guns... or shrinking the Universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)CrumpetMoon Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Ordis: "Operator, may I just say how chiseled you are looking today?! Maybe one day Ordis will have somebod..uhhh a body too!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galaxyfang Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 What is the favorite secondary weapon of Excalibur? The Mag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)X-DarkBinStar-X Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator, What is the difference between Corpus, Infestation and Grineer? there is no difference because they are all...[voice change] Dead! [voice change] Now that i remember, this was very not okay to Ordis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)XxTattedLionxX Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator...If you ever feel useless, do remember that you have a [distorted voice] sprint button 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)LIFE IS A JOKE1 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator I know you still have a void in your heart after the lotus (glith voice) BETRAYED YOU (normal voice) left you alone. But ordis will help you (glitch voice) GET REVENGE (normal voice) find her. Sorry it's long 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient_Creator Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HamS Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 (edited) *When Mission Countdown starts* "Take your Time Operator. Meanwhile i will recolor your spare Warframes ." Edited June 25, 2020 by HamS 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)An4rchist_Ace Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 (edited) On 2020-06-19 at 9:59 AM, [DE]Helen said: Operator? Ordis wonders... do you know any good jokes? This contest is for all you jokesters and punsters! Ordis is looking for some new puns and witticisms from the Operator. Write a short quip, joke or pun and share it with us. The winning submissions will be recorded and added to Warframe! How to enter Write a joke or pun to be spoken by Cephalon Ordis in-game. Share your submission in this thread for judging! Rules: One submission per player Submission must be your original creation Submission must not exceed 300 characters Submission must be Warframe-related Do not reserve spots in this thread Only post submissions in this thread Winning submissions become the property of Digital Extremes Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified Selecting the Winning Submissions: The Warframe Team will choose a Top 10 after reviewing all submissions. Winners will be chosen based on the wit and humour reflected in their submissions. Keep in mind that your joke will become part of the Warframe universe! We recommend looking at in-game lore for inspiration. The Design Council will determine the winning jokes or puns by voting on the Top 10 submissions selected by the Warframe Team. Design Council voting will begin on Friday, July 3 at 1:00PM ET and run until Thursday, July 9 at 1:00PM ET. Prizes: 1st place – Titania Prime Access & your joke added to Warframe! 2nd place – 1000 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 3rd place – 750 Platinum & your joke added to Warframe! 4th place – 750 Platinum! 5th place – 500 Platinum! This contest starts now until Thursday, July 2 at 1:00 PM ET! ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE! Make us laugh, Operator! Edited June 25, 2020 by (PS4)An4rchist_Ace Sry accidentally posted this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunarmoon26 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Good news, Ordis found some prime parts, the coordinates is "Failed to load resource: the server responded with a status of 404". Would you like to pay a visit? (as normal as not having discovered the error 😉) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)An4rchist_Ace Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 *when leaving ship* Operator remember to be 6ft away from everything,I Dont want anymore glitches in my-OuR system! *P.S I really dont know how he is going to get sick but just assume he can* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hissoka84 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 operator your kubrow decided to leave for lack of hug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Ehkeeh Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Ordis: did you hear that operator? Is that you COFFIN? Ha HA HA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redegg2629 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 (edited) "operator, you look thirsty... would you like a nice cold glass of (BLOOD!?) lemonframe? ha...ha...ha" *lemonframe = lemonade + warframe* Edited June 25, 2020 by redegg2629 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maycne.sonahoz Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 I am worried about Darvo. Is his friend really trustworthy? I hear he is always giving his word... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)EoltiesPop Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 [Ordis]:"Operator, I think it's safe to say you might have a slight...Stalker problem??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Tesseract Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 -Ordis imitating Stalker's voice- "There is no salvation for your crimes" -Ordis voice- "Ha. Ha. Did I scare you, operator? I have been practicing voices. I think I'm GOING CRAZY getting quite good at it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origingamer21 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Operator did u see the ball anywhere? you'r kavat/kubrow is getting bored and ..DESTRUCITE.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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