Meprod Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator? Do you think there is a version of Legs ... but with arms? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Nom-Cha Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Airport announcer impression with glitches where; "Attention passengers, we have an altitude of *NOT APPLICABLE* and cruising speed of *NULL, PLEASE SPECIFY*, with an ETA of "NEVER - TIME AND SPACE ARE MEANINGLESS*. " Edited June 19, 2020 by (NSW)Nom-Cha General formatting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dot1212 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Ordis has good news for you! Konzu reports all the Cetus-ens are doing well. It has been an Eido-long time since you've visited though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorcov Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Condition: When any variant of the Kraken has been equipped and leaving the Arsenal. Line: Time to get [Ordis glitch start] KRAKEN [Ordis glitch end], Operator. I'm sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)4g3nt_0 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) After viewing parazon mod screen, Ordis says this. Operator, I wonder how it feels to have a parazon in your back? STICK IT IN MEEEEE Oh no I need TO BE HUUURT some editing. Edited June 19, 2020 by (NSW)4g3nt_0 S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaburanigud Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Ordis has finally gotten a look on his errors. I shall be fully functi- CARNAGE! KILL! EXECUTION! DEATH TO THE... Ordis will see himself out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)AsianCannoli Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Yo! Tenno with no mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Taylor4973 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Not really a joke but: (destorted ordis voice) ashes to ashes, dust to dust, may all the corpus start to rust 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Paul Roberts 27 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, do you have the number for the local food store? I seem to be craving chips! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Squanch_0n Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (When infected by Nidus and growing a neck cyst) “Operator, you look ill! Please- BZZT ~*Burn that tin suit!!*~ BZZT, I mean, sip some warm soup!” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Alex-Conquertor Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator what is that hellish music I hope it isn't mde by you if so I think that you are better at killing grenier, corpus and infested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smaug2605 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Il y a 4 heures, [DE]Helen a dit : when coming back from index: ordis: i will now calculate the amount of credit that Nef has lost *lagging ordis voice* error, too much number detected,system overheating *normal ordis* hmmm, i will attempt to cool down Edited June 19, 2020 by smaug2605 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Salah_easy05 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator its time to clean that..disgusting..room...Operator?...Operator!...it looks like that mess will company us for while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bingotough Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, how many Solaris United members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Anywhere from 0.25 to one! Oh, that was in poor taste wasn't it? Ordis will include that in his calculations next time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Shadow_TSF Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator Ordis has been thinking why do you [Error voice] MUTE ME!? [Normal voice] oh right im annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Momozkillyourm Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 operator... ordis had a dream!!! you was cleaning your room i was upset that i cruuuushed... okay time to go and farm some soap let's wash the pets they smells like Your foots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
switchie3 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator , yaa aay ayy yayyay yay , how Corpus impression Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caldrilan Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator; alway same colours? i dont have a fashion module but its hurtinh my eyes ITS HURTING MY EYES!!! M....my.. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE g. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EditxPython Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, Is That a JO JOoo Reference!!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zy_X1 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 operator... *robotic sneeze* bzzt*zzt i seemed to have cought a buugggg bzzZ, buzzz.. *smack-zap* operator.. "requesting new bug zapper-*zzz" *bzzzbzzt.. *error* *err-oo-rr* Spoiler --sry for my formatting, just woke up here 🤤 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)maybury86 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Ordis: "...HEY KIDDO..... does this instil a sense of fear in the operator?" Only unlocked after chains of harrow quest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercwar Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Ordis " Self-destruct sequence initiazzz pzzzsst......3zzz...2zzz... zzzscofpct!" "You've saved us again operator!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUGGet3562 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Ordis would tell a joke about the Grineer...but he does not wish to...P-P-PLAGIARIZE-ZE...uh, copy someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrevoGG Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Operator, your actions are brilliant! my eyes would go blind... if i had one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cH4k4 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) New joke: "Operator, I have a new joke that'll make you grin from ear to ear" the joke here being grin-ear "Operator, Why are the grineer called that way, I've looked at plenty of them but they never grin" Edited June 20, 2020 by cH4k4 New joke, since after reading some it ended up being too similar to others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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