datomica2 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 You are on the right track, but it turns out there is more... Recently acquired Intel suggests John Prodman killed Phorid to draw out the Stalker. My trustworthy sources inside the well known "Steel Meridian" faction revealed that John's twin sister was killed by a carelessly loosed Dread arrow while on a routine maintenance mission to Europa. Tenno familiar with the Dread bow will know of the terrible piercing injuries inflicted by this cruel weapon. This tragic accident occurred in the Naamah sector at the compound usually patrolled by the Raptor prototype. John and his sister were well-known visitors in the far-flung settlement because of their warmth and kind-hearted encounters with the local community. Eye-witnesses told of a sudden infiltration force consisting of several Tenno sweeping through the compound seemingly intent on only destroying the powerful predator drone. A dark swirling mist was also later observed in the "safe room" on CCTV. Standard evacuation and concealment protocols for female Corpus personnel were executed with the usual swiftness, but not before Laura Prodman was split in half by a single arrow destined to send her brother on a furious path of vengeance. Corpus High Command have called on John Prodman to return to his assigned post, but they also fear sending crewmen regulars to round him up. Those nearest to him spoke of a strange look, a troubling glint in his eyes. One that they had not seen before... It is believed by some that the lone prodman is on a collision course with the Stalker that will take him into the Void, the Hellspace, and back. It is also rumored that female Corpus personnel have started a campaign of defiance and anger. It is thought in some circles that the tragic death of Laura Prodman will unleash female Corpus warriors into the ongoing battle for control over the solar system. For too long it has been forgotten that behind every slayed Crewman stands a Corpuswoman... John should go after the main reason of Laura`s death...as the stalker didn`t actually miss his shot...it was meant to kill Laura...the Stalker was probably Bribed by the Perrin sequence to weaken corpus and drag the attention of their assassin onto the stalker...The Corpus threatened the Perrins by John and there seemed to be no other way...The stalker is just a fall guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizzaro21 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 John should go after the main reason of Laura`s death...as the stalker didn`t actually miss his shot...it was meant to kill Laura...the Stalker was probably Bribed by the Perrin sequence to weaken corpus and drag the attention of their assassin onto the stalker...The Corpus threatened the Perrins by John and there seemed to be no other way...The stalker is just a fall guy! nonsense, the true story is: once upon a time, deep within a corpus ship, the Tenno were coming! So John prodman went to lockdown the ship, then the Tenno arrived! They killed everyone but him.. they couldn`t even hurt him, so they decided to run away but he double-back-upward-sweep kicked them out of the ship causing the reinforced glass to break, he says: good ridance, goes to stop the flush, then the light flickers! It`s the stalker coming to hunt the tenno! (he doesn`t know they`ve been sent into outer space) once he spawned.. a terrible battle took place... It was believed that John managed to -one shot- the Stalker with a codex scanner... So, then the tenno used their archwings to re-break into the ship.. so John pulled out his Prova; threw it at a a tenno`s liset causing it to instantly explode, when the prove came back, the rest of the Tenno were already dead, it remains unknown how John did it, but the lotus saw it with her own eyes! And so, the stalker wants to avenge himself from John, yet he dared not attack him, so he targeted his sister Laura, when John realized that she was dead, he chased the stalker into the void and cornered him.. It was believed that John managed to -one shot- the Stalker with a codex scanner... again... and John didn`t feel good enough about it, so he now hunts for the stalker... when the lights flicker, tenno, set back and enjoy your popcorn while watching John beat the heck out of the stalker, or you can run, cuz John doesn`t like Tenno either.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizzaro21 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 John can deflect bullets, arrows, missiles, homing missiles, flying swords, heavy axes, etc. with his prova/hand (whatever is available) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 John can deflect bullets, arrows, missiles, homing missiles, flying swords, heavy axes, etc. with his prova/hand (whatever is available) The blocking move of Johns fists is what the rest of us know as Jazz hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizzaro21 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 The blocking move of Johns fists is what the rest of us know as Jazz hands. did I mention he can also moon-walk on a planet not a moon? this guy seems like Chuck Norris of warframe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynxZ4r0Z Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 I salute you John Prodman! Actually im scared to do corpus maps now ;-; he might come and kill me and my teammates! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalawantahr Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 I heard all syndicate leaders switches to the John Prodman sigil when they go out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfEcho Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 John Prodman running for USA presidency... New definition of Obama Care = a Prodman "proof" bunker for Obama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexlars Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 don`t mean to be a killjoy.. but I guess I found him John Prodman laughs at your naivety. John Prodman does not simply die. perhaps.. but the main post said: observe the prodmen during infestation outbreaks... Ironically enough, this was phorid like the main post.... Not to mention that at the original photo (him striking Phorid) Phorid was manipulated by tornadoes, hey a new topic! John Zephyr! XD Someone actually posted a video of this...mysterious "crewman" killing Phorid on his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep-Thought Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 (edited) but there is one they fear. in their tongue, he is John Prodman, DragonBornhttp://www.reddit.com/r/JohnProdman/ Edited November 11, 2014 by Deep-Thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAV3N-EGT- Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 haha this will be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostSwordsman Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 but there is one they fear. in their tongue, he is John Prodman, DragonBorn That's epic! Now I want to go make a character in Skyrim and name him John Prodman, live out the legend, but I need a prova weapon mod and corpus helmet mod first... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kthal Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 That's epic! Now I want to go make a character in Skyrim and name him John Prodman, live out the legend, but I need a prova weapon mod and corpus helmet mod first... Don't forget a Corpus voice-pack for your shouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[DE]Drew Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Don't forget a Corpus voice-pack for your shouts. "FUS-PRO-VA!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deidaku Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 "FUS-PRO-VA!" BUT there is one they fear in their tongue he is John. PRODMAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 "FUS-PRO-VA!" You win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnProdman Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 "FUS-PRO-VA!" Oh boy, here we go. Who's going to make the John Prodman mod for Skyrim now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord-Taco-the-Great Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 "FUS-PRO-VA!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat_Jam Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Since Frost's globe allows no punch-through whatsoever, and if John here were to hit his globe... Then an unstoppable force hits an immovable object.... Oh god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implodingbanana Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Oh boy, here we go. Who's going to make the John Prodman mod for Skyrim now? i would totally install that :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMACOMX Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 good o'l johnny .....WILL TASTE THE WRAITH OF MY SWORDS !!! .... KILL EM !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Folkeye Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 "FUS-PRO-VA!" Just great.............If I ever play Skyrim again, I'll forever think of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbangs Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 When are we going to start making "arrow to the knee" jokes, because that's clearly the way this thread is going right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rukkhadevata. Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 When are we going to start making "arrow to the knee" jokes, because that's clearly the way this thread is going right now. I used to be a corpus crewman like you then i took a prova to the knee THERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeVodka Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 "FUS-PRO-VA!" I imagine Prodman as a miniboss like Stalker, G3 and ZH... and this is his ultimate skill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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