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The Legend Of John Prodman


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While I was leveling my Fragor on Europa some Lankey crewmen motioned me to come into a cave, he said something about a John Prodman action figure line in the making, I think he was crazy, and suffering from hypothermia.

Some guy called Derpf, or something like that. He kept whispering "soon™", yes, he even said ™.

What a weird fella', I don't think we've seen the last of him.

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I would love to see him as a spawn-able npc somehow. Maybe if you run a certain number of corpus exterminate missions he could hunt you like zanuka or maybe if you support them some number of times youd receive a "prod mark" and he would have some chance of spawning in your mission of as an ally with buffed stats .

 

WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN

 

IN PROD WE TRUST!

 

There could also be a challenge for this called "In prod we trust!" lol

Hell yes. And give him Radial Disarm to force melee >:3

 

John Prodman Specter!!

 

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Even more hell yes. Can we please sap the Corrupted Lancers offered by Arbiters of Hexis for corpus Prodmen? Because awesome?

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The day will come when we Tenno have to face our greatest enemy, John Prodman.

He will not help us, he will fight for what is right. Like a Prodman should.

He will haunt us in our dreams.   What Stalker? Oh Please...

 

 

Some may think he is only a myth....that his legend is only that : a legend.

 

But he is real.  if you are lucky -my fellow Tenno- ..maybe you will see him some day.... you might learn something.....

 

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(thread were i found this picture: https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/281253-instead-of-kubrows-why-not-a-charger/?p=3232800)

 

okay serious:

We need to have him as a mini-boss.

Let him wield a larger special Prova (Maybe the size of a Dakra... or a machete) 

Drops? He can drop

- a special Stance for the Prova

- a Mod that increases the dmg against everything, except Corpus ( name? idk... maybe something really simple like "prod")

- a awesome Sigil (looks like a prodman / corpus helmet)

- Parts for a new weapon; name suggestion: Dragon Prova (like dragon nikana) or Dex Prova 1 main bp and 2 parts 

higher stat chance and dmg and bigger melee range.

 

We can get a deathmark when:

We kill 4 corpus bosses in a row

or

fight against corpus in invasion missions multiple times (10?)

 

The message in our inbox will just say "in prod we trust"

 

 

 

Never forget this legend o3o

If this does not happen ill be disappointed in DE,

he needs to look like this as well! sooo baddass!

:D 

As DaftMeat said he needs to radial disarm so its a sword alone fight.

I want to sword alone battle this dude with my Excalibro Prime + Skana Prime!

the battle would be so Baddass and epic.

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I have seen a man walk among the grineer in a torn asteroid mining facility. A man that saw the Napalm ahead and confronted him with his Prova. I thought he was gone, thought he would not live.

 

I was wrong as the electric shock dropped the Napalm and the Prova wielding warrior stood awaiting my progression. If my Banshee had had a jaw, it would have struck the floor in awe.

 

From this day onward I believe I have come in contact with John Prodman, and for once as my comrade, and I was happy.

 

Seriously though this is great [DE]Adam, made my night :D

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