Rakawan Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Dwolfknight said: Granted, You just ended the game. *Shows up in obviously false Enderman costume.* Hey it’s me Enderman. I was just kidding about not wishing. I wish for dolphin. Edited March 16, 2018 by Rakawan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljmadruga Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Just now, Rakawan said: *Shows up in obviously false Enderman costume.* Hey it’s me Enderman. I was just kidding about not wishing. I wish for dolphin. Granted but upon initial inspection, it turns out to be a shark. I wish terrorists didn’t attack this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blade_Wolf_16 Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 il y a 43 minutes, ljmadruga a dit : Granted but upon initial inspection, it turns out to be a shark. I wish terrorists didn’t attack this thread Granted, they attack innocent instead. I wish my appartment bed wasn't as hard as a freakin' rock.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamma745 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 On 3/17/2018 at 7:08 AM, Blade_Wolf_16 said: I wish my appartment bed wasn't as hard as a freakin' rock.... Granted, it as soft as cotton candy, so when you sleep on it you practically went through it and sleep on the floor. I wish I could get a good inspiration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azamagon Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 On 2018-01-23 at 6:00 PM, ljmadruga said: Granted; everyone on public transit bathes daily in raw sewage. I wish I could communicate with animals. On 2018-01-23 at 7:24 PM, Neo3602 said: Granted but you can no longer communicate with humans. I wish fast food was actually healthy for you. On 2018-01-23 at 7:30 PM, Almighty_Jado said: Granted, but you now have no arms. I wish Warframe had an endgame My sides... they hurt! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndermanBeast Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 On 20/03/2018 at 2:26 PM, Azamagon said: My sides... they hurt! xD Where’s your wish? I wish you made a wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakawan Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 minute ago, EndermanBeast said: Where’s your wish? I wish you made a wish. Granted, he wishes I wished that dolphins could speak. Therefore I wish that dolphins could speak but were super critical of humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlusteredFerret Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 12 minutes ago, Rakawan said: Granted, he wishes I wished that dolphins could speak. Therefore I wish that dolphins could speak but were super critical of humans. Granted. Dolphins can now speak (in every language) and say lots of nasty things about humans. In response, Mankind collectively overturns all bans on dolphin hunting. I wish mechanical keyboards were quiet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo3602 Posted March 22, 2018 Author Share Posted March 22, 2018 Granted but when you use them your computer screams like a dial-up modem. I wish that DE releases a corpus burst-fire gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakawan Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Neo3602 said: Granted but when you use them your computer screams like a dial-up modem. I wish that DE releases a corpus burst-fire gun. Granted it fires 6.8 bullets, 2.2 every third burst and does 5 fire damage perbullet with no IPS. Zooming in causes the bullets to swirl around you when fired, doing aoe damage to each enemy that gets close. I wish trees grew paper instead of leaves. Edited March 22, 2018 by Rakawan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)abbacephas Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 27 minutes ago, Rakawan said: Granted it fires 6.8 bullets, 2.2 every third burst and does 5 fire damage perbullet with no IPS. Zooming in causes the bullets to swirl around you when fired, doing aoe damage to each enemy that gets close. I wish trees grew paper instead of leaves. Granted. But now, every time you sit under a tree for some shade, you get a papercut. I wish I hadn't forgotten about this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)LeBlingKing Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, (PS4)abbacephas said: Granted. But now, every time you sit under a tree for some shade, you get a papercut. I wish I hadn't forgotten about this thread. granted, but this is the only thread you remember. I wish I hadn't sold Despair and Hate as a noob Tenno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerbera_Tetra Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Granted, you sold your own hopes and compassion for credits instead. I wish trash rivens can be dissolved into kuva instead of endo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)abbacephas Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, Gerbera_Tetra said: Granted, you sold your own hopes and compassion for credits instead. I wish trash rivens can be dissolved into kuva instead of endo. Granted. But it's for such a minuscule amount, that it isn't even worth the effort to click "Dissolve". I wish I could get more cetus wisps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljmadruga Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 10 minutes ago, (PS4)abbacephas said: Granted. But it's for such a minuscule amount, that it isn't even worth the effort to click "Dissolve". I wish I could get more cetus wisps. Granted, but the crafting requirements for every item requiring Cetus wisps is proportionally increased. I wish DE Sheldon would get a haircut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeithanDiniem Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, ljmadruga said: Granted, but the crafting requirements for every item requiring Cetus wisps is proportionally increased. I wish DE Sheldon would get a haircut Granted. But now his chest hair grows 500 times faster and he has begun styling it in place of a shirt. I wish Relics dropped from places more enjoyable to grind at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)LeBlingKing Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 18 hours ago, NeithanDiniem said: I wish Relics dropped from places more enjoyable to grind at. Granted, but now all other resources drop from Bounties in the Plains. I wish I had all the TennoGen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)weedyodaa Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, (PS4)LeBlingKing69 said: Granted, but now all other resources drop from Bounties in the Plains. I wish I had all the TennoGen. Granted, but it's only the weapon skins that are for your least used weapon types. I wish my parents would stop yelling at each other at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)abbacephas Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Just now, (XB1)Mythical Warden said: Granted, but it's only the weapon skins that are for your least used weapon types. I wish my parents would stop yelling at each other at night. Granted. They start yelling at you every night. How I wish, how I wish you were here We're just two lost souls Swimming in a fish bowl Year after year Running over the same old ground And how we found The same old fears Wish you were here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeithanDiniem Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 (edited) <deleted because ninja'd> Edited March 23, 2018 by NeithanDiniem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)weedyodaa Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Just now, (PS4)abbacephas said: Granted. They start yelling at you every night. How I wish, how I wish you were here We're just two lost souls Swimming in a fish bowl Year after year Running over the same old ground And how we found The same old fears Wish you were here Granted, but whoever you regard as "you" is a pedophile. Now I wish my parents stopped yelling at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)abbacephas Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 minute ago, NeithanDiniem said: Granted, but now they are keeping you up every night for a whole other reason entirely. I wish Lua wasn't shattered to bits in the sky on the Plains. Granted. It's replaced with the Death Star, and it's about to fi- 1 minute ago, (XB1)Mythical Warden said: Granted, but whoever you regard as "you" is a pedophile. Now I wish my parents stopped yelling at me. Granted. Now they are yelling at the neighbors, who proceed to call the cops and it escalates to a whole thing. I wish for sunshine, lollipops and rainbows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)weedyodaa Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 minute ago, (PS4)abbacephas said: Granted. Now they are yelling at the neighbors, who proceed to call the cops and it escalates to a whole thing. I wish for sunshine, lollipops and rainbows Hey man, wouldn't mind this. But wish granted, but they're made with decomposed parts of Unicorns that were ruthlessly slaughtered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeithanDiniem Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 I wish the last person wished for something so I could grant and corrupt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)abbacephas Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 minute ago, NeithanDiniem said: I wish the last person wished for something so I could grant and corrupt it. Granted. Unfortunately, it was so vile, that even the Internet refused to disclose it. I wish the work day was over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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