Fireteam- Series Finale- Steel Meridian

[Chardansearavitriol]

"Stay close to the Walls!" Aah, the good ole'days when Grineer spoke "Tenno".

[TheVerdict]

“If anybody has a great idea for how to F*** that thing, I’d love to hear it!” Sergeant Deeve shouted from behind the bulkhead.[/size]

[Doozy84]

[Phoenix86]

This would be a great time for a lone Rhino Prime with a Jat Kittag to murder the entire corpus force,

walk past the astonished grineers and recover the cryopod

 

lol

[Doozy84]

This would be a great time for a lone Rhino Prime with a Jat Kittag to murder the entire corpus force,

walk past the astonished grineers and recover the cryopod

 

lol

Deeve clapped slowly as the Rhino Prime dusted off his frame, clearly too cool for school.

 

"Seriously?" He sighed, "That's what we're going with."

 

"I thought it was badass." Dedam said.

 

"You would think it would be badass." Derew grumbled.

 

"What's that supposed to mean?" Dedam asked.

 

"It means shut up Dedam." Deeve answered.

 

"Its like Jesus, do you ever even bother trying?" Dereb asked.

 

The Rhino Prime realized they were talking to him.

"Seriously dude, just go home and shove your boltor prime up your @$$." Demeg added.

 

"You're all just jealous! And noobs!" The Rhino Prime replied.

 

"Look guys, we hurt his feelings!" Deeve laughed.

 

"Why are you being mean to him? He's a badass." Dedam whined.

 

"Demeg, you're the thought criminal that reads all the contraband channels, care to explain to Dedam what's wrong here with your fountain of forbidden knowledge?" Deeve asked.

 

"Rhino Prime players are the give-up-on-life cool kids of all the tenno. If your main frame is Rhino Prime, you're a noob, and even lowly Grineer marines will laugh at you because you're lame." Demeg explained.

 

"Nuh-uh!" The Rhino Prime cried.

 

"Go forma yourself, loser." Dereb shouted.

 

"I'm just to leet for you guys!" The Rhino Prime said, sheltering his ego.

 

"You have the most try hard frame with the most try hard gun in the game, what's the matter sweetheart, you accidentally sell your soma, or are you just to cool for it now?" Demeg asked.

 

"Hey, I'll kill all of you!" The Rhino Prime said.

 

"Yea, Mag would kill all of us too, except she'd actually have to try, and wouldn't be such a tool about it." Dereb said.

 

"I would totally have hot, dirty, lesbian sex with Mag." Demeg admitted.

 

"Yea I'd join that and make it a threesome, Mag players are cool." Dereb said.

 

"Well, that fan fic will never get written." Deeve said.

 

"If she was here right now I would do disgusting, salacious, erotic things. Things so hot it would melt your hard drive when you clicked on this thread to read this post." Demeg said.

 

"I'm getting hot just thinking about it." Dereb said.

 

"See Rhino Prime, its all your fault. Everyone sells their Mag to free up a warframe slot for you, and now we'll never see a hot, dirty, all-girl grineer clone vat orgy in a Doozy84 thread ever. You did this. You did this to the entire universe." Derew said.

 

"Yea, I don't even like you anymore." Dedam added.

 

Rhino Prime went into the corner to cry. Not even the grineer liked Rhino Prime players.

Edited October 15, 2014 by Doozy84

[hijinks_the_turtle]

Ahmahgawd............... can't.......... breathe!  XD  That was hilarious!

[WarframeStigma]

"Yea, Mag would kill all of us too, except she'd actually have to try, and wouldn't be such a tool about it." Dereb said.

 

"I would totally have hot, dirty, lesbian sex with Mag." Demeg admitted.

 

"Yea I'd join that and make it a threesome, Mag players are cool." Dereb said.

 

"Well, that fan fic will never get written." Deeve said.

 

"If she was here right now I would do disgusting, salacious, erotic things. Things so hot it would melt your hard drive when you clicked on this thread to read this post." Demeg said.

 

"I'm getting hot just thinking about it." Dereb said.

 

"See Rhino Prime, its all your fault. Everyone sells their Mag to free up a warframe slot for you, and now we'll never see a hot, dirty, all-girl grineer clone vat orgy in a Doozy84 thread ever. You did this. You did this to the entire universe." Derew said.

 

"Yea, I don't even like you anymore." Dedam added.

 

Rhino Prime went into the corner to cry. Not even the grineer liked Rhino Prime players.

looks like its time to dust off the old rule 34 graphics tablet...

Edited October 15, 2014 by Deathshatter

[Evanescent]

looks like its time to dust off the old rule 34 graphics tablet...

 

 

o_o

[Phoenix86]

-snip-

 

ahahah epic <3

 

love ya Doozy xD

[Sixty5]

I check fanart for the first time in over two months on a whim and find this?

 

Damn I have really been out of the loop, then again, someone should have told me about this.

 

Grah. I wouldn't have had to stay awake to read through this entire thing if I had known earlier. 

 

 

Regardless, take a belated welcome back from me Doozy, Insta-followed the thread, and I look forward to all the updates in future.

[TrashSpider]

Deeve clapped slowly as the Rhino Prime dusted off his frame, clearly too cool for school.

 

"Seriously?" He sighed, "That's what we're going with."

 

"I thought it was badass." Dedam said.

 

"You would think it would be badass." Derew grumbled.

 

"What's that supposed to mean?" Dedam asked.

 

"It means shut up Dedam." Deeve answered.

 

"Its like Jesus, do you ever even bother trying?" Dereb asked.

 

The Rhino Prime realized they were talking to him.

"Seriously dude, just go home and shove your boltor prime up your @$$." Demeg added.

 

"You're all just jealous! And noobs!" The Rhino Prime replied.

 

"Look guys, we hurt his feelings!" Deeve laughed.

 

"Why are you being mean to him? He's a badass." Dedam whined.

 

"Demeg, you're the thought criminal that reads all the contraband channels, care to explain to Dedam what's wrong here with your fountain of forbidden knowledge?" Deeve asked.

 

"Rhino Prime players are the give-up-on-life cool kids of all the tenno. If your main frame is Rhino Prime, you're a noob, and even lowly Grineer marines will laugh at you because you're lame." Demeg explained.

 

"Nuh-uh!" The Rhino Prime cried.

 

"Go forma yourself, loser." Dereb shouted.

 

"I'm just to leet for you guys!" The Rhino Prime said, sheltering his ego.

 

"You have the most try hard frame with the most try hard gun in the game, what's the matter sweetheart, you accidentally sell your soma, or are you just to cool for it now?" Demeg asked.

 

"Hey, I'll kill all of you!" The Rhino Prime said.

 

"Yea, Mag would kill all of us too, except she'd actually have to try, and wouldn't be such a tool about it." Dereb said.

 

"I would totally have hot, dirty, lesbian sex with Mag." Demeg admitted.

 

"Yea I'd join that and make it a threesome, Mag players are cool." Dereb said.

 

"Well, that fan fic will never get written." Deeve said.

 

"If she was here right now I would do disgusting, salacious, erotic things. Things so hot it would melt your hard drive when you clicked on this thread to read this post." Demeg said.

 

"I'm getting hot just thinking about it." Dereb said.

 

"See Rhino Prime, its all your fault. Everyone sells their Mag to free up a warframe slot for you, and now we'll never see a hot, dirty, all-girl grineer clone vat orgy in a Doozy84 thread ever. You did this. You did this to the entire universe." Derew said.

 

"Yea, I don't even like you anymore." Dedam added.

 

Rhino Prime went into the corner to cry. Not even the grineer liked Rhino Prime players.

Mag player approved. 

[Doozy84]

Glaive Queens are the true queens of Warframe.

[Sixty5]

Glaive Queens are the true queens of Warframe.

Suicide Frisbee OP.

De pls nerf

[Kaokasalis]

Doozy what would you define as thoughtcrimes in Grineer society? I can think of some examples but im curious what your take on it is.

Also if we ever see the pod again then i hope its empty/open.

 

Cant wait for episode 6.

Edited October 17, 2014 by Afsky

[Doozy84]

Doozy what would you define as thoughtcrimes in Grineer society? I can think of some examples but im curious what your take on it is.

Also if we ever see the pod again then i hope its empty/open.

 

Cant wait for episode 6.

SHUT UP DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU AREN'T MY PUBLISHER.

Yea that pod's gonna be open soon, then things are gonna get 2spooky4u. Maybe even 3spooky5u.

thought crimes are the reading or possession of any media not approved by the Grineer propaganda office. This includes all forms of typical military contraband that you couldn't send to a base like pornography, liquids and chemicals that might be used for bomb making, or perishable foods. It ESPECIALLY consists of non-Grineer media, like Red Veil propaganda, Corpus media, or anything that might allow a Grineer marine to discover how terrible and dehumanizing the Grineer regime really is.

If you read pretty much anything about oppressive regimes, then you know that the biggest weapon against sedition and revolution that they have is isolation. They want you to assume that your life isn't that bad because everything around you must be at least equal or worse. There's a great collection of North Korean refugee biographies called Nothing To Envy, where a North Korean doctor escapes across the river into China and finds a bowl of rice on the ground. She at first thinks that the bowl of rice is a random act of human kindness that was left there by a good Samaritan Chinese person for a refugee, (That would never happen, the Chinese sell North Korean refugee women into slavery under threat of turning them back over to North Korea where they would be shot.) but then she hears a dog barking and realizes that the food was left out for him, and that a Chinese dog eats more food in one meal than a North Korean doctor eats all day. 

 

 

Also next episode this weekend.

Edited October 17, 2014 by Doozy84

[Doozy84]

“Sergeant Deeve.” The judging commander droned, “Your entire unit has an exemplary combat record. I’ve read these reports and its plain to see that your fireteam was instrumental in not only the capture of the objective, but the defense of it as well. You managed to immobilize a Corpus jackal proxy with nothing but grit, strong words, and small arms fire.”

 

“Marines make due, sir.” Deeve nodded.

 

“Indeed.” The JAG officer glowered. “What I’m finding difficulty understanding now though, is how such a sterling and highly qualified NCO managed to arrive at such a... peculiar decision. Explain to the court why you thought it was necessary to order your men to shove the cryopod over the deck into the voluminous underbelly of the galleon?”

 

“It was a high-risk tactical decision, sir. I told my men I would take full responsibility for it, and I will. We knew that the objective merited significant value to Corpus efforts and to the queens as well, and that allowing it to fall into enemy hands was unacceptable. If it couldn’t be saved, than it had to be destroyed.” Deeve answered.

 

“Your unit seemed to be holding the line quite admirably when you made that tactical decision, sergeant.” The JAG noted.

 

“They were sir, but the enemy robot was following a search and destroy protocol. After my fire team maimed it, we had to assume that it would shift to a more aggressive posture and focus on us as a threat. We were so inundated with casualties and KIAs that even though I was a sergeant, I was the senior officer on the deck. I had to assume that the Corpus would eventually overrun my position and that my entire team would die defending our ground, so I made the command decision to scuttle the pod to keep it out of enemy hands.” Deeve explained.

 

“And you accomplished this by pushing it over the railing into the guts of this ship.” The JAG added.

 

“Aye sir. We knew from after-action reports that Orokin tech is hardy, and that the pod might even survive the fall, as the derelicts where these artifacts are often found are significantly worse than the underdeck of a galleon. My hope was that this action would immediately remove the objective from threat and that the immobilized Corpus unit would eventually be neutralized by anti-armor assets that could attack it while it was pinned. I decided it was better to remove the cryopod from its immediate reach and allow the engineers to go looking for it, rather than leave it under the guns of that monster robot.” Deeve explained.

 

“Still a questionable decision, but this court must respect the results, which were effective and immediate. However, there is the matter of significant breakdown of discipline in your unit, Sergeant Deeve, and this greatly disturbs me.” The JAG officer groaned.

 

“Breakdown in discipline, sir? I don’t understand, my unit has always followed my command to the letter.” Deeve said.

 

“While you and your unit were placed under arrest pending court martial, a search of personal effects found your ballista, Specialist Demeg, to be in possession of certain contraband material... among them a banned listening device tuned to a data-net channel known by our intelligence department to be a nest of sedition and Red Veil propaganda. Were you aware that a marine under your command was a thought criminal?” The JAG asked.

 

“I was, sir.” Deeve replied unwaveringly.

 

“And why did you hesitate to report this?” The JAG asked.

 

“The importance of the mission dictated that I stand on that information, sir.” Deeve stated.

 

“Explain yourself.” The JAG said.

 

“Specialist Demeg is the best designated marksman in the platoon, probably the best in the whole company. She has the most high-value kills of any Ballista in the battalion, and it is my opinion sir that she should be recalled to Earth as an instructor for the Ballista academy. Given the critical nature of our mission, I could not allow such an effective and talented marine to be confined to the brig during significant enemy action.” Deeve explained. “She was absolutely crucial in the execution of the mission.”

 

A side door opened and adjunct officer ran in and placed a sheet of paper in front of the JAG officer. He picked it up and read it. The adjunct officer waited patiently.

 

“You are dismissed.” The JAG told the runner.

 

He looked back at Deeve, then at the piece of paper again.

 

“I am also dismissing this case against you, sergeant Deeve. You are to receive a commendation for your heroic efforts in the mission.” The JAG officer announced.

 

“Sir, what about my subordinates, and Specialist Demeg?” Deeve asked.

 

“I am dismissing those cases and issuing commendations as well. I want you to destroy any remaining evidence of thought crime in your unit at this time, I do not want to revisit this topic. I have just been handed more important news that vindicates your decisions.” The JAG explained.

 

“Sir?” Deeve asked.

 

“You are dismissed, sergeant. Return to your normal duties. You will be briefed when appropriate.” The JAG commander gestured.

 

Deeve saluted, turned on his heel, and left the stand.

 

Outside, Dedam and Derew were waiting in the hall, wearing their dress blues.

 

“What happened, sarge?” Dedam asked.

 

“Sarge, they found Demeg’s contraband and are putting her up for sedition.” Derew added.

 

“No they aren’t.” Deeve said. “Someone just handed him something. He exonerated me and he’s dismissing all cases against our unit. We’re off the hook, Demeg included. As a matter of fact, I want you two to go back to the barracks and tear up her bunk. Get anything suspicious the MPs might have missed and destroy it.”

 

“What happened in there sir?” Derew asked.

 

“I wish I knew.” Deeve shrugged.

 

“Do you think it might have something to do with the engineers finding the cryopod?” Dedam asked.

 

“They found the cryopod? That’s probably why they let us off.” Deeve breathed a sigh of relief. “But that doesn’t explain why they’re letting Demeg off. She should get at least 25 lashes with the atterax for thought crimes.”

 

“They didn’t find the tenno.” Dedam finished.

 

“Dedam, you’re a @(*()&#036; idiot.” Deeve growled.

 

“What?” Dedam asked.

 

“Why wasn’t that the first thing out of your mouth?” Deeve asked.

 

“Well, I was happy to see you, sir.” Dedam explained.

 

“What do you mean they found the pod and not the tenno?” Deeve asked. “The tenno was in the pod.”

 

“I pulled guard duty when the engies were coming back from the salvage mission. One of them let out that they pulled the onboard log from the cryopod. They’re still decoding the Orokin cipher, but their guess as that when it hit bottom it triggered some kind of emergency pop-and-thaw protocol and woke up the tenno.” Dedam explained.

 

“That’s why they exonerated everyone.” Deeve grumbled. “They need all the marines they’ve got.”

 

“Congratulations, sir!” Dedam said enthusiastically.

 

“Dedam, do you know what this means?” Deeve asked.

 

“That you’re off the hook, and we are too?” Dedam asked.

 

“Derew, the minute we get to Uranus, shoot Dedam in the face.” Deeve sighed.

 

“It means there’s a live tenno sneaking around somewhere on this ship, and we’re in an outer system interplanetary hop on a deep range black ops patrol ship with no reinforcements or fleet support.” Derew explained.

 

“So we’re badasses?” Dedam asked hopefully.

“So we’re stuck in a floating maze with a bajillion year old recently thawed space assassin in the middle of nowhere hundreds of millions of miles away from ANYWHERE.” Deeve said.

[Sixty5]

Yay more writing!

Anyways, a Tenno without mods is pretty much useless, so I hardly think that they will be too much of a threat.

But then again, the Avenger is deadly on full auto.

[S.T.M.P.D]

Ah, but this is a special Tenno. They don't need mode.

 

What'd be interesting is some sort of thing where the fireteam has to do something for the Lotus - or get ret.

[Owlrrex]

Peak of the week, as always.

 

Btw, I always wondered why the not just include a 'Mod starter deck' in every cryopod. I mean, they are in this handy card-like format now... Sure, I'm grateful we don't have to slot them into such stupid, unpractical Yu-Gi-Oh-wristbands, but having some to start with after defrosting would just be logical, right? 

[Netsuki]

...Oh crap, this is starting to sound like an Aliens scenario and Warframe hybrid... I am absolutely in love with this story! Following and reading this out loud is so fun! Thanks for your hard work!

[RSITH]

Interesting xD

[WarframeStigma]

seriously how is Dedam still alive? how many years has he been of the vats? why would the Queens permit such a base level of intelligence?

 

gosh, the rage i have against stupid characters..

[Phoenix86]

i almost could smell the fear lol, awesome

[Doozy84]

seriously how is Dedam still alive? how many years has he been of the vats? why would the Queens permit such a base level of intelligence?

 

gosh, the rage i have against stupid characters..

some people join the military because they're poor and they need the free college, like pretty much everyone who joins the military in the US.

some people join the military because they're purposeless and need direction, like guys who will admit that if they weren't in the military, they'd probably be in jail.

some people join the military because of the challenge... Nobody in the Rangers or SEALs are there for the money. SEALs don't get paid S#&amp;&#036;.

most importantly of all, some people join the military because they live in a conscription state and service is mandatory. Like if you were a Grineer clone, or a Korean.

[TrashSpider]

So Doozy what would be your take on Grineer Combat Doctrine? Lore wise of course. I would have thought they just do nothing but pure brute forces and rush tactics, course we have the tactical units like seekers...