Doozy84 Posted November 18, 2014 Author Share Posted November 18, 2014 (edited) <p>...I don't know how I knew you were a cephalon/arbiter, but I did.</p> <p> </p> <p>To answer your question, scumbag-</p> <p> </p> <p>Ahem,</p> <p> </p> <p>To answer your question, douch-</p> <p> </p> <p>GOD I CAN'T DO IT! RED VEIL/STEEL MERIDIAN FOR LIFE! RED SIDE TILL I DIE AND THE GOO RUNS OUT OF MY BACON SWORD!</p> <p> </p> <p>deal with it hashtag dealwiddit #dealwithit dealwithit.gif</p> <p> </p> <p>Off the top of my head, there's a few guns that are at least reasonable.</p> <p> </p> <p>The Lex is of course just a high caliber handgun... IN SPACE. Probably something in .40 or .45ACP, maybe a 1911 or a Jericho baby eagle or something.</p> <p> </p> <p>The gremlins could theoretically work because they're just space nailguns. I don't know how they'd actually kill people, and the whole magazine going entirely through the gun thing like the Soma is pointless, but its fundamentally just a finish-nailer in each hand.</p> <p> </p> <p>We already talked about the Soma in this thread and how it theoretically actually could work, it just uses a profoundly pointless and needlessly complicated feeding system to put bullets through the gun. Its just rule of cool so DE could have moving parts on a gun model.<br /> <br /> The grakata is an SMG with 1200rpm rate of fire, which is plausible by current standards. The dealbreaker on the grakata is that the way it feeds ammunition is ridiculous.</p> <p> </p> <p>The vulkar could work, its just a typical bolt action rifle.</p> <p> </p> <p>The sybaris and the Grinlok are both just lever-rifles like a Henry repeater, but I don't know how exactly the sybaris somehow fires in a burst.</p> <p> </p> <p>the marelok is an OBREZ, which automatically qualifies it for best gun ever.</p> <p> </p> <p>I think the strun and the boar both theoretically function, I'm just not sure how in the case of the strun and the boar is just fugly and ergonomically awkward. That giant pizza dish magazine is beyond pointless.</p> <p> </p> <p>The sobek looks plausible, at least in the sense that you can see where the magazine puts the shell into the barrel. Why an automatic shotgun would need 2 barrels at all though... F*** it, RULE OF COOL!</p> <p> </p> <p>I think the Latron is kind of a stretch, but if it hand loads from a tube under the barrel like a shotgun, that could theoretically work somehow, maybe if there's some kind of gas return system to drive the next round into the chamber.</p> <p> </p> <p>Vasto is a revolver.</p> <p> </p> <p>I actually think the Synapse could theoretically work because its fundamentally just an electric eel with a pistol grip on it. And electric eels are awesome. Also not even technically eels. You'd just have to do a bunch of playing god with genetic science to make them shoot lightning bolts, we already know the synapse is scientifically plausible because we have an existing lifeform that can generate weaponized electricity for hunting.</p> <p> </p> <p>There's a good amount of guns in the game that might actually work, and there's a lot of guns in the game that just have no freaking clue. I wish I had a Lato Vandal because Latos look like Deckard Cain's gun in Blade Runner and that's AWESOME but the Lato and the Blade Runner gun have a lot of the same problems, namely that there's no freaking way they'd ever actually work and where does bullet go? It wants to pew pew like an automatic but be pretty like a revolver, and its trying to do both at once.</p> <p> </p> Edited November 19, 2014 by Doozy84 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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