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Corpus Security Accused of War Crimes


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Corpus Security was accused of war crimes this morning by Solaris United.

Corpus Security commissioned Corpus Internal Affairs to investigate the matter.

This afternoon, Corpus Internal Affairs completed their investigation of Corpus Security and have concluded Corpus Security have not committed any war crimes.

Later this evening, we'll be taking a look at how Solaris United are terrorists and to report them and any suspicious characters or activity.

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"and now over to Derf Anyo for the weather forecast!

"well, space is still freezing and dark as always,. but we'll be seeing some torrential Acid rain across the western region of Ceres Alpha, and if you're on Pluto, pack your snow helmet because there's a category 4 blizzard moving in on the Acheron front. Infested levels currently remain at a low level but as always, travelling to Dark Sectors is ill-advised. oh, just getting reports of another outbreak! that's the infested for you! over to Cephalon Sark now for the Sports news.."

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16 hours ago, (PS4)robotwars7 said:

"and now over to Derf Anyo for the weather forecast!

"well, space is still freezing and dark as always,. but we'll be seeing some torrential Acid rain across the western region of Ceres Alpha, and if you're on Pluto, pack your snow helmet because there's a category 4 blizzard moving in on the Acheron front. Infested levels currently remain at a low level but as always, travelling to Dark Sectors is ill-advised. oh, just getting reports of another outbreak! that's the infested for you! over to Cephalon Sark now for the Sports news.."

This sort of thing could be the new Nightwave.

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4 hours ago, Gwyndolin-chan said:

change the channel then, class traitor

What does Corpus entertainment look like? I bet there's a show a docudrama about the life of Darvo as a renegade merchant that steals from the Grineer... starring Jon Prodman as Darvo? Yes! A muscular Darvo with a presumably deeper voice that speaks Corpus Crewman language instead of English?

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34 minutes ago, nslay said:

What does Corpus entertainment look like? I bet there's a show a docudrama about the life of Darvo as a renegade merchant that steals from the Grineer... starring Jon Prodman as Darvo? Yes! A muscular Darvo with a presumably deeper voice that speaks Corpus Crewman language instead of English?

Corpus have so much potentional for space jew jokes....

Anyway, would infomercials be considered as ads, education or entertainment for the corpus?

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