CatboyPrincess Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Corpus Security was accused of war crimes this morning by Solaris United. Corpus Security commissioned Corpus Internal Affairs to investigate the matter. This afternoon, Corpus Internal Affairs completed their investigation of Corpus Security and have concluded Corpus Security have not committed any war crimes. Later this evening, we'll be taking a look at how Solaris United are terrorists and to report them and any suspicious characters or activity. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)robotwars7 Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 (edited) "and now over to Derf Anyo for the weather forecast! "well, space is still freezing and dark as always,. but we'll be seeing some torrential Acid rain across the western region of Ceres Alpha, and if you're on Pluto, pack your snow helmet because there's a category 4 blizzard moving in on the Acheron front. Infested levels currently remain at a low level but as always, travelling to Dark Sectors is ill-advised. oh, just getting reports of another outbreak! that's the infested for you! over to Cephalon Sark now for the Sports news.." Edited June 17, 2020 by (PS4)robotwars7 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Red Dough Boy Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Solaris lives matter. *burns down a space fast food place* 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldain Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 I'm bored, but not bored enough for this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatboyPrincess Posted June 18, 2020 Author Share Posted June 18, 2020 12 hours ago, Aldain said: I'm bored, but not bored enough for this. change the channel then, class traitor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duality52 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 On a both satisfying and terrifying level, it's no wonder why the the equivalent of the Geneva Convention doesn't exist in the Origin System (both before the Old War and after the Orokins). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0_The_F00l Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 In other news Local pet Moa store proprieter and spokeperson showcases multibarrage missile launcher for kiddie parties or political assasinations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Ancient Mutt Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 16 hours ago, (PS4)robotwars7 said: "and now over to Derf Anyo for the weather forecast! "well, space is still freezing and dark as always,. but we'll be seeing some torrential Acid rain across the western region of Ceres Alpha, and if you're on Pluto, pack your snow helmet because there's a category 4 blizzard moving in on the Acheron front. Infested levels currently remain at a low level but as always, travelling to Dark Sectors is ill-advised. oh, just getting reports of another outbreak! that's the infested for you! over to Cephalon Sark now for the Sports news.." This sort of thing could be the new Nightwave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nslay Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 4 hours ago, Gwyndolin-chan said: change the channel then, class traitor What does Corpus entertainment look like? I bet there's a show a docudrama about the life of Darvo as a renegade merchant that steals from the Grineer... starring Jon Prodman as Darvo? Yes! A muscular Darvo with a presumably deeper voice that speaks Corpus Crewman language instead of English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nesodos Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 34 minutes ago, nslay said: What does Corpus entertainment look like? I bet there's a show a docudrama about the life of Darvo as a renegade merchant that steals from the Grineer... starring Jon Prodman as Darvo? Yes! A muscular Darvo with a presumably deeper voice that speaks Corpus Crewman language instead of English? Corpus have so much potentional for space jew jokes.... Anyway, would infomercials be considered as ads, education or entertainment for the corpus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacKerris Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Ummm... Corpus vs corpus wouldn't be a war crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatboyPrincess Posted June 18, 2020 Author Share Posted June 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Nesodos said: Corpus have so much potentional for space jew jokes.... Anyway, would infomercials be considered as ads, education or entertainment for the corpus? that's potentially anti-semitic to answer question: yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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