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Cephalon Joke-a-Thon Contest [Winners Announced]


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Operator

Ordis wonders, if the corpus are greedy and deal weapons more powerful then the tenno and grineer

Why cant they defeat ether of us?

Because they would lose their top buyers

(In a monochrome voice) Ha Ha 

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I love Ordis, tried to do a wholesome/menacing voice line but... Oh well, he protec, he attac, but most importantly he got your back!

My submission;

"Operator, you should - WATCH YOUR BACK - Ordis cares about your safety."

Edited by ShohShoh
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What did the cephalon say, when it was left on the derelict? “Hey, don’t weave me here!” Was that witty or what, Operator? Operator… …? Don’t weave me hanging.
Running designation diagnostics… Diagnostics complete, “Operator, I am your… father?”
Strange, I am unable to sire kin.

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Operator: *Receives inbox message from ???: Your actions have consequences.

Ordis: Operator? I have... FEELING... I think somebody is always watching us... But it's probably infested part of Orbitier.

Edited by MaxRadMen
Changed it. I think it's more funny now :D
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*when exiting the arsenal*

''Operator, your selection of armaments looks really - STUPID - impressive! Ordis is recalculating his expectations!

(stupid may be switched with DUMB if the previous is too harsh :D)

Hope I didn't copy anyone 😛

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*Random lotus sound clip plays* *static*

"Sorry Operator... Ordis played the wrong soundwave... it will not happen again"


I feel like that can be edited better but the idea of ordis using a lotus soundboard is something I cant help but imagine and laugh about. Particularly in missions when lotus sound clips dont seem to make sense for the situation XD 

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