LordPantaloonsthe3rd Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 (edited) 1000 days, I made it to 1000 log in days and got my lodestar armor, I've played off and on since closed beta but only came back and stayed(minus a small break) a couple months before PoE dropped and in all that time I never got a Machete blueprint. Since I missed the Tactical Alert it was associated with and the time it was avialable in the market my only hope has been the log in rewards which has avoided giving me this oversized butterknife. This is literally the worst thing I've ever experienced, even worse than that time I was born. My emotions are so mixed up that I dont know if I want to cry or be angry or angrycry. srsly tho DE pls give me a machete. Edited May 1, 2020 by LordPantaloonsthe3rd 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasputin Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Give the man his Machete 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXDeadsinxX Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. They should really make the Scorpions drop Machete blueprints. 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yarl5000 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, xXDeadsinxX said: I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. They should really make the Scorpions drop Machete blueprints. Or put it as a chem lab research in the dojo. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXDeadsinxX Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 minute ago, yarl5000 said: Or put it as a chem lab research in the dojo. Even that works too yeah. Though, I would prefer the Scorpion dropping them since Heavy Gunners drop the Gorgon blueprint but either or works to be honest. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordPantaloonsthe3rd Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share Posted May 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, yarl5000 said: Or put it as a chem lab research in the dojo. 8 minutes ago, xXDeadsinxX said: I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. They should really make the Scorpions drop Machete blueprints. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yarl5000 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, xXDeadsinxX said: Even that works too yeah. Though, I would prefer the Scorpion dropping them since Heavy Gunners drop the Gorgon blueprint but either or works to be honest. Oh yeah either or would work. One would give guarantee way to get it, other would keep a small RNG component of it. If it was a drop would have to add it to the list of things to clean out every so often like the gorgon blueprints and such but for sure one or the other should be how it is handled (unless they just want to put it back in the market as a blueprint, forget their reasoning for taking it away in the first place) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDM774 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 RNG PLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterZangdar Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Il y a 3 heures, Jaclyn a dit : Give the man his Machete 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galuf Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 (edited) The fact that some weapons/mods are hidden behind daily tribute is a way for DE to inflate player retention metrics. Yes this system is absolute trash, but it works for them. Tons of games do that, and imho even if it is degrading there are worst things in the video game industry :). Edited May 1, 2020 by Galuf 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineradicable Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 This doesn't hurt me for some reason what hurts me are the horrible daily rewards you receive.. wow! 2 morphics for logging in mean come on atleast x10 that. This is their way of making people login every day but the rewards are a joke unless you hit a milestone or that lucky 6hr booster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorradiX Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 I agree its trash,just remove login"rewards" completely,playing a fun game is its own reward 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)thowed Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 It drops from a special boss named Kuva Jason Voorhees. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordPantaloonsthe3rd Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share Posted May 1, 2020 12 hours ago, (PS4)thowed said: It drops from a special boss named Kuva Jason Voorhees. I aint scared, ill beat him up with my warframe tied behind my back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firetempest Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 13 hours ago, Ineradicable said: This doesn't hurt me for some reason what hurts me are the horrible daily rewards you receive.. wow! 2 morphics for logging in mean come on atleast x10 that. This is their way of making people login every day but the rewards are a joke unless you hit a milestone or that lucky 6hr booster. Rewards increase as you login daily. Morphics are Rounded(1 + Day/200) so you are between 200 and 400 days. 6 at 1000 days. Same with boosters. (3 × [1 + Day/100]) hours 6 hours is under 200 days. 33 hours at 1000 days. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorham Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 21 hours ago, LordPantaloonsthe3rd said: This is literally the worst thing I've ever experienced, even worse than that time I was born. Are you seriously whining, about a damned login reward? Really? 15 hours ago, Ineradicable said: 2 morphics for logging in mean come on atleast x10 that Free game gives you free stuff, NOT good enough, how dare they not give us more. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Quarky Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Came into this topic expecting a machete gripe. Was not disappointed. Dammit DE, give this man a machete. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lutesque Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Oh... I have one... Infact I got it on both my accounts within 100 Days... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uan91 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 F 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordPantaloonsthe3rd Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share Posted May 1, 2020 56 minutes ago, Thorham said: -snip- I said I didnt know if i should cry or be angry or angrycry, I havent done anything yet because I havent decided so calling be a crybaby is factually incorrect. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordPantaloonsthe3rd Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share Posted May 1, 2020 14 minutes ago, Lutesque said: Oh... I have one... Infact I got it on both my accounts within 100 Days... im leaning torwards crying now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lutesque Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Just now, LordPantaloonsthe3rd said: im leaning torwards crying now. If its any consolation... I didn't claim mine yet from the Foundry... its just sitting there... so I have no MR advantage over anyone who didn't get it yet. :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordPantaloonsthe3rd Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Lutesque said: If its any consolation... I didn't claim mine yet from the Foundry... its just sitting there... so I have no MR advantage over anyone who didn't get it yet. 🙂 its actually no consolation whatsoever 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serafim_94 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Why did they retire machete in the first place? Like, I get the half-assed reasoning with Snipetron, but this thing... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordPantaloonsthe3rd Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share Posted May 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, Serafim_94 said: Why did they retire machete in the first place? Like, I get the half-assed reasoning with Snipetron, but this thing... probably because they wanted to oppress me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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