mrhat.lf Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 (edited) If U14.5 won't come today, I will slap DE. "I am the prettiest Unicorn. If there are any Unicorns prettier than me, I will find them. I will slap them. I will fak them day and night. I will suk them for years. I will eat their liver. I will cut them into pieces. I will throw them into express. I will burn them. I will bury them in that little bunny's home. I will forget about them. I will teleport them to hell. And no one will see those Unicorns again." Source: The hilarity begins at 1:38 Now, can someone redo it so it fits DE and Warframe? Edited August 27, 2014 by FMZerek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyreuzs Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 but its all about the money for them i guess... they introduced kubrows that the masses learn to think that strong special colours on kubrows or lotus pattern are very rare... and after a while they release an update where u can colour ur kubrow....... and now everyone wants to paint them and i bet that every single colour/pattern will cost a ton of platinum...... thats the way to make people buy platinum -.- good job DE thats sucks.... i had a tons of expensive kubrows i bought with super rare colours + lotus to have a kubrow which nearly no one has... and when i heard of 14.5 i really hoped that they would make lotus to closed beta or at least wont make choseable lotuspattern as well :( really disappointed..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salenstormwing Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Tell me when we get Mittens Prime, or better yet, Mittens Wraith. I don't want to go into space with cold hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altey Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 It's Def 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvid Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 "Tenno, I do hope you will forgive my concealed identity but dealing in these unsavoury circles demands unusual discretion. I’m such a big fan of the Tenno, you’ve accomplished so much and with such rudimentary equipment. That’s why I’m concerned about the coming Balor Fomorians. I think we both know your Warframes are simply not sophisticated enough to stop them. But I can help you... for a price. You see, I have an appetite for the rare and extraordinary and I’ve recently learned of a fine substance known as Cryotic. If you are willing, I will supply the necessary equipment and coordinates for its extraction. In return, I will enlighten you with what I know about technology that could defeat this Balor threat. To sweeten the deal I am even willing award bonuses to those of you who exhibit outstanding performance. I must say, some of you display the inklings of good taste, if our partnership is a success perhaps we will get to know each other better. Regards,Your New Associate" So, new event incoming. Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSI_Kryptix Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 14.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brynslustafir Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Derf anyo rises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
immolator1001 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Search bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatantfool Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSI_Kryptix Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Probably Ice dmg and status chance mods, and if lucky, a vandal or wraith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kestral9999 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvid Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 immolator1001, on 27 Aug 2014 - 6:15 PM, said:Search bar? I see no other threads of this development, just the 14.5 megathread. This topic is purely for discussing the transmission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 I'm surprised there isn't a megathread for this yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WERElektro Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 5 +/- 2 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokinDevil Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Already discussed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryless Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 The most important question is when? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatantfool Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 The most important question is when? Yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 The most important question is when? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bones7056 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 (edited) I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you. rather just wait a few hours unless they are doing the whole week of hype for a half way update. which i wouldnt even bother hypeing for. Edited August 27, 2014 by bones7056 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kestral9999 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 I see no other threads of this development, just the 14.5 megathread. This topic is purely for discussing the transmission. It's already being discussed in the megathread. How does this not apply? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senketsu_ Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 but its all about the money for them i guess... they introduced kubrows that the masses learn to think that strong special colours on kubrows or lotus pattern are very rare... and after a while they release an update where u can colour ur kubrow....... and now everyone wants to paint them and i bet that every single colour/pattern will cost a ton of platinum...... thats the way to make people buy platinum -.- good job DE thats sucks.... i had a tons of expensive kubrows i bought with super rare colours + lotus to have a kubrow which nearly no one has... and when i heard of 14.5 i really hoped that they would make lotus to closed beta or at least wont make choseable lotuspattern as well :( really disappointed..... You failed at economics and common sense in school didnt you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haldos Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's Alad. My reasoning? This guy has a pretty large ego. "you’ve accomplished so much and with such rudimentary equipment.""I think we both know your Warframes are simply not sophisticated enough to stop them." "In return, I will enlighten you""I must say, some of you display the inklings of good taste," Clearly they think highly of them self and their wares, and that last line could be a reference to the Gradivus dilemma with Tenno siding with him. OR it could just be some other self centered guy from space, even simply another Corpus sponsor. Plenty of those out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiqalicious Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 but its all about the money for them i guess... they introduced kubrows that the masses learn to think that strong special colours on kubrows or lotus pattern are very rare... and after a while they release an update where u can colour ur kubrow....... and now everyone wants to paint them and i bet that every single colour/pattern will cost a ton of platinum...... thats the way to make people buy platinum -.- good job DE thats sucks.... i had a tons of expensive kubrows i bought with super rare colours + lotus to have a kubrow which nearly no one has... and when i heard of 14.5 i really hoped that they would make lotus to closed beta or at least wont make choseable lotuspattern as well :( really disappointed..... Oh boo hoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kestral9999 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 I'm surprised there isn't a megathread for this yet. There is. Hence my two posts on the thread remain just and valid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvid Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Kestral9999, on 27 Aug 2014 - 6:23 PM, said:There is. Hence my two posts on the thread remain just and valid. There's a megathread for U14.5, not for the transmission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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