Duhktape Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 (edited) it took 47 rules and a bunch of clauses to create the rules of the internet, how many for warframe? post your rules and if they're good enough i'll add them to this list! 1: do not disrespect loki 2: all mk1 weapons are inferior to non-mk1 weapons 3: the lotus's warnings regarding incoming squadrons are false 4: don't ask about when the vault will open, just be patient 5: vor can see you 6: all rhinos are noobs 7: You will obey Nyx. 8: You WILL obey Nyx. 9: argon will always drop when it's not needed, and will never drop when it is. use this to your advantage 10. Guides of the Lotus are like any other player, they earn stuff, nothing is handed to them. Don't be a scrub and ask for free stuffs from them. 11: kill any and all napalms you see, even level 1 napalmers can deck you in a few shots 12: rioting in the region chat when something happens that people don't like will not fix anything 13: Don't rush. 14: When you rush and get killed because your team can't revive you, don't whine about them being bad. 15: if you color your frame with clashing colors (red and black), people will think your good 16: Whatever the Void Trader has is bad. 17: warframe is not pay to win 18: If your Kubrow doesn't get stuck in walls, you don't have a real Kubrow. 34: if it bleeds, it CAN be killed 34A: the only thing that can bleed yet not die is 34 35: if it bleeds and hasn't killed yet, it will be 36: you can touch the fire for quite awhile 37: thou shalt receive 75% off coupons when thy wallet is barren. 38: The Trinity will Bless when you're downed. 39: mesa shot first Edited December 15, 2015 by Duhktape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regenerating_Degenerate Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 6: Not all Rhinos are noobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesiga Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 7: All Rhinos are noobs. 8: Vesiga Jokes. 9: We're all just space dust, does anything really matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Rule 34: nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziegrif Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 10: RULES OF NATURREEEEEE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)AngelShur Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Rule 1: Know where to post Threads. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehGMMan Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 And they run when the sun comes up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PickleMonster21 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Rule #01 does not apply to Ash, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plushy Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 11: the true end-game is Region and Relays. 12: You will obey Nyx. 13: You WILL obey Nyx. 14: See rules 12 & 13. 15: If you want it Lootcifer (RNG) will find a way to stop you from getting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RX-3DR Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 The only rule that matters : If it bleeds, we can kill it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PickleMonster21 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 12: You will obey Nyx. 13: You WILL obey Nyx. 14: See rules 12 & 13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321agemo Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Even if it doesn't bleed, we can kill it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesiga Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Even if it doesn't bleed, we can kill it. Death Orbs bleed for no reason and never die when they dont open :c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom_Bunny Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 16: If you are going to make a thread like this, post it in off-topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEPIYEA Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 16.Argon Crystal will drop when you don't need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)poodlebingo 65 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 17 If it bleeds, eat it. If you can't eat it, send it to McDonalds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaotyke Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 (edited) 18. Do no beg for Prime Parts from others just because they are Founders. Edited November 27, 2015 by Kao-Snake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobermann92 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Rule number #69: you can be as pervert as you want, no one sees you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Magician_NG Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 (edited) 20. Guides of the Lotus are like any other player, they earn stuff, nothing is handed to them. Don't be a scrub and ask for free stuffs from them. Edited November 27, 2015 by (PS4)Magician_NG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odadda Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 21: Stay away from the fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joneewars Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 22- Its absolutely prohibited quiting before rotation C 23- Dont try to farm the new prime stuff, you will give up, trust me 23- Nobody likes limbo 24- '''NOBODY''' likes limbo 25- if someone says he likes limbo, hes lying, no one likes limbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaokasalis Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 22. Stay close to the walls. 23. Use formation Bravo. 24. In the event of a ship being destroying, be civil. There are enough escape pods for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreadwire Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 25. Most noob rhino play loki to avoid being call noob. 26. Most loki player are noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damuranashi Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 (edited) 27: Out here only the strong survives. Edited November 27, 2015 by Damuranashi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cipherid Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 28: Leave my mother out of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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