Corrupt A Wish

[Rakawan]

4 hours ago, Evakylir said:

Granted, but then the update takes months longer than it would have.

i wish I could parkour like a warframe.

Granted but the ability comes and goes at random, leaving you stranded in high places with no way down.

I wish Destiny 2 had devs like Warframe’s.

[Evakylir]

Granted, Bungie takes over Warframe’s development.

I wish I hadn’t invested so much in the Veldt rifle.

[crimsoNIOX]

Granted,you are now composed of unlimited forma.

I wish Ballas will be the one who deliver tofu for tenno in a rear-wheel drive liset.

Edited August 7, 2018 by crimsoNIOX

[kantapon]

On ‎2018‎-‎08‎-‎07 at 2:46 PM, crimsoNIOX said:

Granted,you are now composed of unlimited forma.

I wish Ballas will be the one who deliver tofu for tenno in a rear-wheel drive liset.

Granted, those Tofu are containing special Helminth strain, it's cause the Tenno to permanently transform into tofo-like warframe.

I wish for Plague Star to landed on Orb Vallis (so I could feel the thrilling of Tau Volantis).

 

[Tuno.]

On 2018-08-06 at 12:06 PM, Evakylir said:

Granted, but then the update takes months longer than it would have.

i wish I could parkour like a warframe.

Granted,but if you try to do a bullet jump all your bones break except your skull and your spine.



i wish fashionframing wasnt endgame.

Edited August 9, 2018 by Tunoksia
how do we erase posts?

[Evakylir]

2 hours ago, Tunoksia said:

Granted,but if you try to do a bullet jump all your bones break except your skull and your spine.



i wish fashionframing wasnt endgame.

Granted, the eidolon grind is lengthened 100x to be the new endgame.

 

17 hours ago, kantapon said:

Granted, those Tofu are containing special Helminth strain, it's cause the Tenno to permanently transform into tofo-like warframe.

I wish for Plague Star to landed on Orb Vallis (so I could feel the thrilling of Tau Volantis).

 

Granted, the Infestation sweeps across Fortuna and corrupts all the NPCs forever.

 

I wish Nef Anyo got the boss fight rework treatment.

[(XBOX)Red X278]

8 hours ago, Evakylir said:

Granted, the eidolon grind is lengthened 100x to be the new endgame.

 

Granted, the Infestation sweeps across Fortuna and corrupts all the NPCs forever.

 

I wish Nef Anyo got the boss fight rework treatment.

Granted but now he's like The Sergeant but makes fun of how little credits we have instead of fashion sense.

 

I wish I could unsee the new vauban skin as Alphonse/Shrek

[kantapon]

8 hours ago, (XB1)Red X278 said:

Granted but now he's like The Sergeant but makes fun of how little credits we have instead of fashion sense.

 

I wish I could unsee the new vauban skin as Alphonse/Shrek

Granted, you now see him as Ugunda Knuckle instead.

I wish for Anyo's bank account to explode into a rainbow of Grofit for those poor Solaris.

Edited August 10, 2018 by kantapon

[Gamma745]

On 2018-08-10 at 6:54 PM, kantapon said:

I wish for Anyo's bank account to explode into a rainbow of Grofit for those poor Solaris.

Granted, The Index then no longer exist. Wait, isn't that a good thing? Uh, then Nef Anyo sent 10x more Razorbacks to our Relays in hope to cover the lost profit.

 

I wish for a jar of chocolate chip cookies.

[Tuno.]

3 hours ago, Gamma745 said:

Granted, The Index then no longer exist. Wait, isn't that a good thing? Uh, then Nef Anyo sent 10x more Razorbacks to our Relays in hope to cover the lost profit.

 

I wish for a jar of chocolate chip cookies.

Granted,but they are moldy.



i wish i was slim.

 

[kaznaaki]

I want Nova,Ember,Nyx,Saryn aaaaaaaaaaaaand Nezha soft pr0n

[(PSN)thecoolman575]

4 hours ago, kaznaaki said:

I want Nova,Ember,Nyx,Saryn aaaaaaaaaaaaand Nezha soft pr0n

normally im supposed to say granted but there's a 99% chance that already exists

 

 

[kantapon]

 

On ‎2018‎-‎08‎-‎14 at 2:40 AM, kaznaaki said:

I want Nova,Ember,Nyx,Saryn aaaaaaaaaaaaand Nezha soft pr0n

Also, by the rule of this topic, you must grant and corrupted the previous wish before wishing for your own.

Anyway, granted, but some of them already have a pron. So, too many of pron have been put upon them, resulting in extreme ugliness and the playerbase get them removed from the game

On ‎2018‎-‎08‎-‎13 at 4:36 PM, Tunoksia said:

Granted,but they are moldy.



i wish i was slim.

 

Granted, You're so thin at quantum level that you're fade from the existance.

I wish for a bunch of English-talking Clem that I can send to invade Vay Hek's house and annoy him.

Edited August 19, 2018 by kantapon

[Neo3602]

On 2018-08-13 at 8:27 PM, kantapon said:

 

Also, by the rule of this topic, you must grant and corrupted the previous wish before wishing for your own.

Anyway, granted, but some of them already have a pron. Soi, in too many of pron have been put upon them, resulting in extreme ugliness and the playerbase get them removed from the game

Granted, You're so thin at quantum level that you're fade from the existance.

I wish for a bunch of English-talking Clem that I can send to invade Vay Hek's house and annoy him.

Granted, but it retaliation Vay Hek sends grineer to your house to kill you.

I wish that I had a cat that wouldn't shed hair every where. 

[Yuri_Doujinshi]

On 2018-08-18 at 9:27 AM, Neo3602 said:

Granted, but it retaliation Vay Hek sends grineer to your house to kill you.

I wish that I had a cat that wouldn't shed hair every where. 

Granted, you now have the ugliest hairless cat in the world (which is saying a lot, they're all pretty ugly).

I wish I didn't have any responsibilities.

[Tuno.]

Just now, Yuri_Doujinshi said:

Granted, you now have the ugliest hairless cat in the world (which is saying a lot, they're all pretty ugly).

I wish I didn't have any responsibilities.

Granted,now you dont have any responsibilites to live anymore so you hang yourself.



i wish i wasnt lazy.

 

[kantapon]

1 hour ago, Tunoksia said:

Granted,now you dont have any responsibilites to live anymore so you hang yourself.



i wish i wasnt lazy.

 

Granted, you're crazy.

I wish that all spider proxies become missile that directed right into Anyo's house

[(PSN)abbacephas]

4 hours ago, kantapon said:

Granted, you're crazy.

I wish that all spider proxies become missile that directed right into Anyo's house

Granted. But Anyo's not at home.

 

I wish I had unlimited kuva to reroll rivens with.

[-Scaramouche-]

27 minutes ago, (PS4)abbacephas said:

Granted. But Anyo's not at home.

 

I wish I had unlimited kuva to reroll rivens with.

Granted, but you have no rivens other than that of the Kraken pistol.

I wish for an interesting game mode to change up the game.

[Blade_Wolf_16]

Il y a 1 heure, -Lego- a dit :

Granted, but you have no rivens other than that of the Kraken pistol.

I wish for an interesting game mode to change up the game.

Granted, now the Devs introduce Pong-Frame and everything else is removed.

 

I wish Frame Fighter wasn't such a buggy mess. 

[EDM774]

22 minutes ago, Blade_Wolf_16 said:

Granted, now the Devs introduce Pong-Frame and everything else is removed.

 

I wish Frame Fighter wasn't such a buggy mess. 

Granted, but nobody will want to (or be able to) play frame fighter with you.

 

I wish I can stop procrastinating and actually get stuff done on time.

[Blade_Wolf_16]

Il y a 3 heures, EDM774 a dit :

Granted, but nobody will want to (or be able to) play frame fighter with you.

 

I wish I can stop procrastinating and actually get stuff done on time.

Granted, you will stop procrastinating and start working. Problem is that you'll never stop working you're whole live, without any day off, sleep, food, etc.

 

I wish LiS 2 was about Max and Chloe instead of the kid from Captain Spirit.

Edited August 24, 2018 by Blade_Wolf_16

[Yuri_Doujinshi]

13 hours ago, Blade_Wolf_16 said:

Granted, you will stop procrastinating and start working. Problem is that you'll never stop working you're whole live, without any day off, sleep, food, etc.

 

I wish LiS 2 was about Max and Chloe instead of the kid from Captain Spirit.

Granted, but the game gets cancelled due to lack of interest and you never get to play it.

I wish Revenant was harder to farm.

[Blade_Wolf_16]

Il y a 7 heures, Yuri_Doujinshi a dit :

Granted, but the game gets cancelled due to lack of interest and you never get to play it.

I wish Revenant was harder to farm.

Granted, now all the parts drop from Incursions with a 0.01% chance each but only after you've done the last Bounty. 

 

I wish for unlimited pankakes for everone.

[Gamma745]

On 2018-08-25 at 11:49 PM, Blade_Wolf_16 said:

Granted, now all the parts drop from Incursions with a 0.01% chance each but only after you've done the last Bounty. 

 

I wish for unlimited pankakes for everone.

Granted, but you're the one who have to cook them for everyone.

 

I wish the internet could be made free access for everyone, anywhere.