StratoS117 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Incoming butthurt detected. Prepare yourselves Tenno... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Xasthur- Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 ALL HAIL THE CORPUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showo Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Dude. What. The. Ruk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquirmyBurrito Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 So you Tenno want an Update? Well Alad V is late to negotiate but I assure you, when he shows himself, we will strike. Stand by. Prepare the troops. I suspect we will battle and slay Corpus late into the evening! Soon we will unleash! I told you Alad V, don't f*ck with Ruk. But you didn't listen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Good. Then we will fight in the shade. You mean be staggered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Combustionsquirrel Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Oh Alad, I couldn't hear you over the thousands of MOAs that just met their doom by brute Grineer Force. Crushed. Scrapped. Cutting costs by manufacturing with paper? HA! SMACK TALK! reply incoming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N7Arthur Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Damn it brain, why do you want sleep when this beautiful thread is going on... must not sleep *brain meltdown* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajko Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 There's so much poo flying, this thread is BOUND to get sticky... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-Sama Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 GR8 GOOGLYMOOGLY THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AladV Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Oh Alad, I couldn't hear you over the thousands of MOAs that just met their doom by brute Grineer Force. Crushed. Scrapped. Cutting costs my manufacturing with paper? HA! I could use some scrap metal for the floors of my Gas City; at least it would come cheap. You're stumbling on thin glass Ruk, take your cowardly men back to your pile of sand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anatolius Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Incoming butthurt detected. Prepare yourselves Tenno... Prepare your warframe, grounds are combusting everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haldos Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I read you loud and clear Ruk. The crow caws at midnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Oh Alad, I couldn't hear you over the thousands of MOAs that just met their doom by brute Grineer Force. Crushed. Scrapped. Cutting costs by manufacturing with paper? HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbelt360 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nurmetya Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Nuts to the Corpus what have they got besides robots with chicken legs, weak aerial defense and piddly little lasers? Grinneer have Napalms, Scorches, Bombards, Machine Gunners, Scorpions, Rollers and BEER, LOTS OF BEER. Why else would Lech Kril constantly ask if we've ever gotten hammered in our suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJunior Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I could use some scrap metal for the floors of my Gas City; at least it would come cheap. You're stumbling on thin glass Ruk, take your cowardly men back to your pile of sand. Awww yeeeeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidathe Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Hail to whoever offers me a really big and shiny gun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Alad, yo' military so weak, it's navy got taken out by a single Magikarp Splash Also, I look forward to meeting you, and addressing you as I would any other Corpus weakling Officer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brasten Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Alright? Who clicked the "GRINEER FACE SMOOTHER" OR "CORPUS HELMETS OFF 4U" links while logged in with the encryption keys? Quantum level Interplanet communications networks are only as secure as Tenno error. Practice safe network access people! Now we gotta go talk to the Lotus about changing the encryption keys and redistributing. To the Tenno(s) who leaked, do us all a favor and step out an airlock in the Void. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDrift Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 oh. my. gosh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl_Facehugger Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I wonder if this is where we'll do all of our fighting. I thought we were gonna be having these fights on ships and planets. Will up-votes affect the tides of war?? BRB, upvoting all of Ruk's posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sni7ch Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I bet it is Rebecca and Megan smack talking each other. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravefire Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 BRB, upvoting all of Ruk's posts. downvoting all your upvotes with the power of MIND CRUSH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajko Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Alright? Who clicked the "GRINEER FACE SMOOTHER" OR "CORPUS HELMETS OFF 4U" links while logged in with the encryption keys? Quantum level Interplanet communications networks are only as secure as Tenno error. Practice safe network access people! Now we gotta go talk to the Lotus about changing the encryption keys and redistributing. To the Tenno(s) who leaked, do us all a favor and step out an airlock in the Void. Well played. But since we got 'em here, can't we keep 'em? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatantfool Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I demand they prove their superiority in a rap battle. Right now. In this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts