Melos-mevim Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 in prod we trust DE find some way to put this legend in the game without forcing us to fight him for you see we are not worthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuxie Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 We need to be able to change the main statue in the Temple of Honor, we need a Prodman statue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrhat.lf Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 (edited) >balor formorian event >potato'd odonata w/ potato'd imperator and onorix >several tenno have been blasted away by the formorian >we must keep going >reach the outer hull >1/8 of the formorian has been blown away >no obelisk class warships intact with operational cannons in the surrounding area >still progress >inner hull >deep rumbling sound coming from formorian core >haven't even touched the core >escape >4k meters away from formorian >formorian explodes >small corpus ship seen leaving the devastation >it can't be >it's has to be him >it is him >legendary john prodman leaving after a successful mission And that is how the Balor Formorian event is going to happen. Edited November 8, 2014 by FMZerek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morec0 Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 AAAND SOOOO THE LEGEND STATES HE WILL GRASP HIS MIGHTY PROD WITH BOTH HANDS AND STRIKE OUT OVER THE SYSTEM TO BRING BALANCE QUEENS WILL GROVEL BEFORE HIM MERCHANTS WILL STARE AT HIM WITH ENVY EVEN THE MIGHTY TENNO WILL BE HELPLESS AS HE WADES THROUGH THEM SWINGING HIS PROD BACK AND FORTH, BACK AND FORTH, BACK AND FORTH WITH ALL THE STRENGTH HE CAN MUSTER AND SO AND THUS AND STALLING TACTIC THE PRODMAN KNOW AS JOHN SHALL BECOME THE RULERS OF US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkyPygmy Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 >balor formorian event >potato'd odonata w/ potato'd imperator and onorix >several tenno have been blasted away by the formorian >we must keep going >reach the outer hull >1/8 of the formorian has been blown away >no obelisk class warships intact with operational cannons in the surrounding area >still progress >inner hull >deep rumbling sound coming from formorian core >haven't even touched the core >escape >4k meters away from formorian >formorian explodes >small corpus ship seen leaving the devastation >it can't be >it's has to be him >it is him >legendary john prodman leaving after a successful mission And that is how the Balor Formorian event is going to happen. No actual player involvement. Just various assorted clips of JP blowing up Balor's while the Tenno watch in awe and fear. That should be how the event goes down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farris Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Wow, the fact that this is "Canon" now makes me jump up and down, like a kid in a candy-store :DIn Prod We Trust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuxie Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 EOTM All months! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MostlyHarmless2 Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 The Legend is real. I am pleased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letter13 Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ In Prod We Trust ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatpig84 Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 He who knocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalawantahr Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Going to take my prova and do some invasion. I love it, thank you [DE]Adam for making it real. The legend leaves! IN PROD WE TRUST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spybot121 Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 John Prodman: "In a world where greedy space merchants were looked down upon. There was ONE who was still loyal through it all...His name is...JOHN PRODMAN" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord-Taco-the-Great Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 EOTM All months! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrhat.lf Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 We need him in the game as a major NPC asap DE PLSSS *n* Swoon™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxfire Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 I heard Stalker was too afraid to send John a death mark after he finished off Phorid. I heard John sent deathmark to Stalker after defeating Phorid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxfire Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 No actual player involvement. Just various assorted clips of JP blowing up Balor's while the Tenno watch in awe and fear. That should be how the event goes down. Tenno would find fragments of the clips, when Ordis would fix and read them for the Tenno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decebalvs Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 (edited) i saw him today, he ended up getting get over here'd by an ancient Edited November 8, 2014 by Decebalvs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7.T. Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 (edited) ....just gonna slip this relevant link in here: https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/197679-petition-for-implementation-of-valiant-prod-crewman/?hl=%2Bpetition+%2Bfor Posted 18 March 2014 lol This is cool though. Edited November 8, 2014 by 7.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 i saw him today, he ended up getting get over here'd by an ancient I bet he got back up and kick its @$$ without you knowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechaTails Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 I hope DE put john prodman in as a easter egg, who could appear in missions by a tiny percent possiblity and would be as powerful as a boss. That would be hilarious. Have him like the G3 where the lotus tells you to run to extraction. If you manage to defeat him, he doesnt die, instead he gorilla press slams you into the ceiling, stunning you temporarily. Then he staggers over to a window and punches out the reinforced glass, causing a hull breech that starts sucking everything out. In the confusion he escapes, and youre glad to let him go as you run back to the Liset to mend your broken bones. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalimir Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 I managed to catch a Prodman taking on 2 Napalms on his own, and he lived with minor burns. After that he ran off somwhere, in an attempt to follow him, I came upon an empty storage room, with no other feasible way out, but he was gone. This "John Prodman" requires careful scrutiny, will keep an eye out for this potentially dangerous enemy. (I'd provide pics, but my F6 key is broke as hell.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeduSalem Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 (edited) Hell yes. And give him Radial Disarm to force melee >:3 The legend doesn't rely on cowardly space magic tricks. He just reflects all bullets back to his opponents using his Prova. As the original news said... He only trusts his Prova and fists. Also reworking .gifs with nearly 50 frames is quite tedious. If DE will give Prodman a cheap disarm ability I'll be p*ssed. xD Edited November 8, 2014 by MeduSalem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demoncleaver Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 After gathering enough in-tell on the guy we can make him a Corpus honor-hero boss who melees you to death for apposing the Corpus. Later he should have some connection to Frohd Bek and become a board member with an even cooler prod-melee weapon and a new suit and Corpus armor to boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prod_Crewman Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 i feel honored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalawantahr Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 I heard John sent deathmark to Stalker after defeating Phorid. I heard, he replied to Stalker death mark after defeating Phorid, saying something about his momma, Stalker cried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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