Zahnrad Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Spoiler I assumed Liches couldn't steal high value items anymore, but I'm actually quite glad to see a Lich be a pain again. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnstarPrime Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Egg. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldain Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Random Grunt: "Commander are you sure we should have stolen this? It looks valuable and...the Tenno skoom are known to be very unhappy when we take valuable things." Tixx Egg: "Hahaha! Of course! I can only imagine the look on the skoom's face right now!" -suddenly countless loud explosions, obliterated Galleons and sounds of hundreds of thousands of mangled Grineer loudly echo even through the vacuum of space- Tixx Egg: "...Uh oh." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Pablogamer585 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Man I hate taxes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quxier Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Quote Lord me Tick Egg. 2 hours ago, Aldain said: Random Grunt: "Commander are you sure we should have stolen this? It looks valuable and...the Tenno skoom are known to be very unhappy when we take valuable things." Tixx Egg: "Hahaha! Of course! I can only imagine the look on the skoom's face right now!" -suddenly countless loud explosions, obliterated Galleons and sounds of hundreds of thousands of mangled Grineer loudly echo even through the vacuum of space- Tixx Egg: "...Uh oh." +1 They scream so much that they break laws of physics (or void). :D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntifreezeUnder0 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 And easter is right arround corner... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berzerkules Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 My last lich stole 2 tau before I hunted it down 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReddyDisco Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Better scramble and fry that egg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aruquae Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 (edited) You just reminded me I got a lich Went and checked and he’s got 3 Tauforged crimson, 4 normal shards, 2 rifle Rivens, 4 shotgun Rivens, and 1 melee riven. Eventually I’ll be motivated enough to go kill it. For now, I’m just sitting in my lawn chair. 11 hours ago, (PSN)Pablogamer585 said: Man I hate taxes. When Tenno kill tax collectors in game, they get a gun. But when I kill a tax collector… I get arrested. How is that fair? Edited March 14 by Aruquae Punctuation 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aruquae Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Now that it think of it… how do they steal from you? Do they beam up some random loot you acquired? Are they secretly stalking you… waiting until you power walk to the landing craft to snag something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerikx Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 DE Dev 1: How did this player program in their own 10 hr slow and painful Vanquish cinematic for this lich? DE Dev 2: They broke every rule in the Geneva Convention in 1 animatic.... DE Dev 3: We should delete that lich's memory from all servers. It's the humane thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SneakyErvin Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Upon vanquishing it, would you mind cooking it up and telling us how a tixx egg tastes? Cos I've never had a tixx egg, I've had a bunch of other types of eggs, but never a tixx one, so would like to know how it tastes. And please dont tell me it tastes like chicken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zahnrad Posted March 14 Author Share Posted March 14 3 hours ago, SneakyErvin said: Upon vanquishing it, would you mind cooking it up and telling us how a tixx egg tastes? Cos I've never had a tixx egg, I've had a bunch of other types of eggs, but never a tixx one, so would like to know how it tastes. And please dont tell me it tastes like chicken! I'll be honest. I was actually intending to convert him and turn him into my On-Call just because of his name. Even though the Kuva Grattler is the last Kuva weapon I need to collect, I think it's worth it for Tixx Egg. Also he just so happens to have an Ephemera too, so bonus points for style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-ShadowRadiance- Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 So. You have chosen DEATH.meme in one image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SneakyErvin Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 20 hours ago, Zahnny said: I'll be honest. I was actually intending to convert him and turn him into my On-Call just because of his name. Even though the Kuva Grattler is the last Kuva weapon I need to collect, I think it's worth it for Tixx Egg. Also he just so happens to have an Ephemera too, so bonus points for style. Aaawww... Could you maybe slice a little bit off and see how it tastes? Like... he probably doesnt need his pinky finger or both eye lids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)robotwars7 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 I don't know what's funnier, the fact he stole a tauforged or that he has Egg in his name. Zahnny: "so your name's Egg, huh?" Tixx Egg: "uhm.. yes,.." Zahnny: "well guess what? *leans in close and whispers* "I'm about to make an Omelette" Tixx Egg: *nervously gulps*. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binket_ Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Tau-Forged Shards are one thing. One time I had Lich steal a Legendary Core. Well.. Let's just say I'm still cleaning the stains off my (now recently named) Arca Titron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aruquae Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 Did you scramble the egg? Boil it? Fry it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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