azour Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 I want to die fighting this dude He is a legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaokasalis Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 John Prodman, master of electric shocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AandOE Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 This is wonderful~ :3 I never thought he would be introduced to canon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak_Gohae Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 For too long John Prodman has been an enigma to Tenno. A mysterious figure who emerges only when the Corpus need him most. If you've never followed the legend before, here's a chance to learn a bit about him. Perhaps together we can finally create a proper file for the Corpus hero. -DE_Adam The next piece, it should have actually been the first, should be on The Greatest Grineer Gunner in History. AKA Zippy. He was the first Grineer to developed advanced field maneuvering tactics. He was killed when he decided to attack a full squad of Tenno alone to protect his brothers but some say that the Grineer High Command decided to use him as a template for a new special forces unit. Some say that once in a while you will see a male Grineer Gunner drop on Tenno squads from high above and dazzle them with his awesome maneuverability. A Grineer so big moving so fast is something everyone should fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kthal Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 How about an inverse Stalker mechanic when up against anything but the Corpus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuxie Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Wooo! John Prodman is now canon! Please DE, you need to put prodpaganda posters of the legend in future tile sets, I wanna put one in my dojo if I could. All hail John Prodman! The slayer of Phorid, the earner of profit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyssa Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 How about an inverse Stalker mechanic when up against anything but the Corpus? This would be nifty. Particularly if they give him the whole flowing black hair+open-top-suit thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelastpwnr99 Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanzo29 Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 I BELIEVE in John Prodman...lol the truth is out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Othergrunty Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 (edited) Pretty sure the Prova Vandal was created in his honor. Hence why it was given for participating in an event that involved destroying the Infested monsters a Corpus traitor created. Edited November 7, 2014 by Othergrunty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostSwordsman Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 (edited) I think I just spotted the mysterious John Prodman fearlessly fending off the infested on Europa. Here's some pics. Look at him! Going toe to toe with two Ancient Disruptors! Further proof that the legend himself was possibly defending all that merchandise from the infestation on Europa(second sighting in a second game): He followed me through the portal after taking on a toxic ancient and only losing his shields, and survived until I extracted. Also, he inspired and instilled much bravery in the hearts of fellow prodmen. This was from a later game, is the legend himself amongst these brave few? Edited November 7, 2014 by GhostSwordsman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelGuardcc Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Came back from work Check site "The legend of JohnProdman" i be like..."o...m...g....no did they not" (Girly scream) I cannot believe this is happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnProdman Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Suspects Drew of being John Prodman. http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/edb/ca7/7c5/resized/winter-is-coming-meme-generator-brace-yourself-the-conspiracy-theories-are-coming-d1e91f.jpg I'm rather fond of that meme :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostSwordsman Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 (edited) ^ Welp, I found him, gg everybody, we can go home now. Also here Edited November 7, 2014 by GhostSwordsman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyeth Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 (edited) Was that an Old Spice whistle theme I just heard? Edited November 7, 2014 by Vyeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syzodia Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 ^ Welp, I found him, gg everybody, we can go home now. You fool! DO YOU NOT FEAR THE PROD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCwarrior_99 Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Well, "so bad is so good"... right, my lovely Power Glove? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1N33DM0N3Y Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 He should get promoted & weilding the awesome Serro + he also need to lead an a whole Extimus unit & show them how to Prod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuxie Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 He should get promoted & weilding the awesome Serro + he also need to lead an a whole Extimus unit & show them how to Prod Live by the Prod, die by the Prod. But it'd be amazing to see a crewman using a Serro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancars Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 My prova is my beat stick. I beat grineer to the wall with it. Need more machete stances and types. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexlars Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 I met John in Viver the other day, I watched as he managed to run through spammed Shield Polarizes and Radial Javelins to take a swing at me. Fortunately he died to something midswing and I lived. He died? You lived? That obviously wasn't John Prodman my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidmaster Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 *Sniff, sniff* Do I smell a possible event (or tactical alert)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Incognito_A13 Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Progdor the prodinator! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostSwordsman Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 He should get promoted & weilding the awesome Serro + he also need to lead an a whole Extimus unit & show them how to Prod Did you read the article? It says right here: • Turned down a weapon upgrade to the Detron stating he only trusted two weapons, his Prova and his Fist, in that order. John Prodman will never give up his prova. You fool! DO YOU NOT FEAR THE PROD? Of course I fear the prod, Just making a funny (or at least a really bad attempt :P). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifted Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Haha, having this pop up today, after I witnessed a helmetless Prod Crewman bravely fighting infested with an ANGRY FACE, is golden. Spoiler: He died to an ancient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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