PigeonKing Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 M E G A N ! ! ! *satisfied grunt* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkmahdi24 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I believe Ordis has misplaced the files. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEPIYEA Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Q:Who writes the redtext? A:Their fingers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 What a cunning plan Adam. When you hire the private detective, you can divert every suspesion away from the fact that YOU are the identity behind RedText! My fingers are pointed at you! All 13 of them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyssa Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Poor Skree, taking all the flak. I do love his photo here, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEPIYEA Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Shodan. NO WAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WingedCrusade Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Honestly, with the past MLP references, I thought it was Glenn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmir666 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 It's totally Megan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Krux- Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 anyone else notice what's listed on the receipt? lol space ninja pancakes and greedy milk.. hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdFinitum Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Wake up, Tenno... Warframe has you... Follow the white rabbit. ( Might be a nice redtext to introduce the easter festivities ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royzen Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Megan or Steve .__. that scottish "drink" fits steve i think :O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adidasprime Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 The correct answer has to be: "Everyone, and therefore, no one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 anyone else notice what's listed on the receipt? lol space ninja pancakes and greedy milk.. hahahaha Above those, it looks like he/she had a Cucumber roll, so RedText might be a fan of sushi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoeskioeh Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 after carefully reading posts from megan, skree, draice, and red_text... the only matching writing style is: Draice's quite obviously so. Megan's lines don't flow like red_text's, Skree's few available words are closer, but somehow miss the stream-of-consciousness found in the red... Penelope Winslow Snorkelsby's Wyrmius highscore disqualifies her completely, noone can rack up enough time to be good at wyrmius _and_ have time to write red texts... Draice is the only candidate left. Direct quote. out of context: "I did play around with mesh scale variables, just to see what would happen if I made it bigger, and doing so introduced jittering bugs with the tendrils, and they also clipped through the floor. The goal was to keep these syandanas relatively small, so that they would be compatible with all the Warframes, including Saryn and her 'floofs'." Can you feel it? can you feel the flow? this quote has rhythm, it has rhyme! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morec0 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Totes Penelope. I have a ghost named Phillipé that used to do something similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kontrollo Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 After a thorough investigation I've come to the conclusion it cannot be anyone but Penelope Winslow Snorkelsby. The evidence is staggering: We can't see Penelope's face, and we can't see red text's face. Coincidence? I think not. The misspelled words "apeeling" and "egg-cellent" hint towards the true identity. What do we get when peeling an egg? Egg white. Who dresses themselves in white bedsheets? Only Ghosts! It's a little known fact that the first Dance Dance Revolution tournaments were held soon after founding the first colonies in an attempt to appease the local nature spirits. Only an eggs-pert from that era would dare to attempt a world tour of this. Like red text, she hides herself through skillful application of a flat surface. Creative, cunning, convicted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-DragonOfTheWest- Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Megan, Did you really think there would be no consequences? YOU SHALL NOT LEAVE THIS PLACE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebondevil Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Red Text is not a single person It is a conspiracy! I think Red Text is Both [DE]Megan and DERebecca, at the very last, Possibly others, Maybe Even [DE]Adam, What better way to throw suspicion away from himself that start the hunt for Himself, placing him above suspicion! All of them need to be watched during update deployments! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraduateArc8298 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 DE Megan is the culprit, your actions have consequences Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S3EK3R Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Shodan. I suspect her too. "Look at you Tenno, a pathetic creature of meat and bones..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndantony Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I say Megan. She can be nice but can also show her dark side if needed. And Redtext can be witty sometime and smack talk often. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velym Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 It's obviously Penelope! Proof: https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/428161-new-contest-wyrmius-take-over/ She is holding the office record at Wyrmius and Red Text is holding the record as well. There can be nother answer - Red Text is in fact a ghost! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solandis Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 The Pope. Clearly it's the pope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenzinNinJa Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 The Pope. Clearly it's the pope. That would mean... This is actually RedText, the magazine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknow99 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 (edited) Maybe it's a member of the community. And we're all oblivious to it... ONE OF US MAY NOT BE WHO WE THINK THEY ARE. Hn hn hn... Muhuhahahahahahahhahahahahaaaa!!! >:D Edited April 1, 2015 by unknow99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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