o0Despair0o Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Well, my name is Despair and my Kavat is called Nelix. What do you think it feels like when your game suddenly tells you "Despair is down!" ? :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosaickle Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 I named my helminth 'Rahi' please say someone else out there gets the reference :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuriousOni Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 There is only one thing I call anything meaty that follows me into missions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
METAHUMVN Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 8 hours ago, bloemkoolmeeworst said: Who else is laughing his &#! off with their names? When you wanna start the sortie and your name will be avenged? Mine is bloemkoolmeeworst, which is cauliflowerwithsausage (don't ask me why, it was just random I swear) in english. The enemysentences are funny af...😂 I also find it funny that the whole country of the netherlands knows me, while I'm actually belgian 😂 I find it the funniest when you either name it after something famous in the game, or something hoax famous, like "Kubrow Prime", "Grakata Prime", "Baro Ki-Teer Junior", etc. Or, when you just name it something totally ridiculous, like "Vomit", "Ice Cream", "The Kubrow With No Name", etc. The best ones are the ones that are slightly profane and funny at the same time. Again, the whole goal is just troll new players so that they think you're actually a god in possession of some rare item that no one else has in the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohforf3 Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Named my helminth Fungus. Seemed fitting especially with the old model for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.SpookSpook Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 (edited) Helminth: DontPetGotWorms - because, well, look at helminths' butts... Kubrows: -PooPooPeePee -ThatsALotOfFleas -PotentiallyRabid -FurriesWetDream Edited January 1, 2018 by Mr.SpookSpook Got a new kubrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avynire Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Would it be funny if there is tenno named Tes Eververse, and over charge anything in trade chat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodForCavalero Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 The system. "The system is down." (flash warning)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwZwkk7q25I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 I named one if my Kubrows Capt. America, because I knew it was gonna be on ice for awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helch0rn Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 10 hours ago, R3b3ll10n90s said: Alestrom If that typo is in your pets name I am so so very much dissappointed saw someone who named their pet Adolf Hitler. The message "Adolf Hitler has been revived" made me chuckle but then again I am a horrible person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R3b3ll10n90s Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Helch0rn said: If that typo is in your pets name I am so so very much dissappointed saw someone who named their pet Adolf Hitler. The message "Adolf Hitler has been revived" made me chuckle but then again I am a horrible person It was intentional. I want to make reference to one of my favorite pirate metal band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatDarkOne Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 I named one of my kubrows DeadAfterRank30. I ended up keeping it because it ended up being one of the more useful kubrows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helch0rn Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 1 hour ago, R3b3ll10n90s said: It was intentional. I want to make reference to one of my favorite pirate metal band. I know Alestorm and if you wrote it as Alestrom I am going to be mad at you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seriouspsychojudge Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 10 hours ago, bloemkoolmeeworst said: Antwerpen? 😂 Geef toe, mijn naam is lachen, toch? Vooral als de enemy of stalker ne zin zegt. Bloemkoolmeeworst, you cannot beat me😂 Maar Euhm, hoe ist? 😜 tis inderdaad lachen Wetteren ;) tussen Gent en Aalst :D cvakes he :D en daar? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sentinel-Wraith Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 I've seen "Net Neutrality" and another used slang for furry NSFW content. "Net Neutrality has died" got a sad chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im_a_Turtle Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Named my Kubrow: Lord Bigglesworth Still waiting on a cosmetic that resembles a crown and cape for kubrows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarriaga Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 My female Adarza is called Mia Khalifa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypernaut1 Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 (edited) My favorite was a Kubrow named "the internet"... I even got tricked when "the internet is down" came up on my screen. Edited December 31, 2017 by Hypernaut1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aligatorno Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 I named my adarza kavat Gimme' Crits so she knows what her job is and what I expect of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grayfox1990 Posted December 31, 2017 Author Share Posted December 31, 2017 3 hours ago, seriouspsychojudge said: tis inderdaad lachen Wetteren ;) tussen Gent en Aalst :D cvakes he :D en daar? :P Cva :) klaar voor het nieuwe jaar e :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grayfox1990 Posted December 31, 2017 Author Share Posted December 31, 2017 11 hours ago, UMBRAREAPER said: I find it the funniest when you either name it after something famous in the game, or something hoax famous, like "Kubrow Prime", "Grakata Prime", "Baro Ki-Teer Junior", etc. Or, when you just name it something totally ridiculous, like "Vomit", "Ice Cream", "The Kubrow With No Name", etc. The best ones are the ones that are slightly profane and funny at the same time. Again, the whole goal is just troll new players so that they think you're actually a god in possession of some rare item that no one else has in the game. Nice haha! And yep that is the goal. 8 hours ago, GrazewoundZero said: The system. "The system is down." (flash warning)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwZwkk7q25I Next kubrow chop suey? 8 minutes ago, Hypernaut1 said: My favorite was a Kubrow named "the internet"... I even got tricked when "the internet is down" came up on my screen. Good one. 😅 its sentences like ths that make me laugh 9 hours ago, Mr.SpookSpook said: Helminth: DontPetGotWorms - because, well, look at helminths' butts... Kubrows: -PooPooPeePee -ThatsALotOfFleas -PotentiallyRabid Haha also good one😂 12 hours ago, Scorpiokon said: MuckingFuppet as a tenno. Another tenno's pet name - Dogvesz (pestillence in english). Honorable mentions - JazziJakuzzi, Darklofasz, Sotethorseduck, Szormoksegg, PrimedToiletworm, also a Tolietworm but long ago inactive user, Awesomenameisawesome. But on region chat also have a lot of funny names so the warframe community is at least creative. Yes it is creative! Nice mentions. Couldn't quote all but you all gave me some good laughter to end the year! Thank you for that! Maybe we can keep posting in this thread, so that we begin the new year with laughter as well😅 happy new year everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R3b3ll10n90s Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 7 hours ago, Helch0rn said: I know Alestorm and if you wrote it as Alestrom I am going to be mad at you Mad at me then because that's the actual name of my first pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmberFennec Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 I named my Kubrow Amber and a guy that I play with uses the name Ember, he finds it funny/confusing whenever when I complain about Amber doing stupid stuff (Such as falling out of the map, getting stuck and running in circles for eternity). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmberFennec Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 I also named my Helmoth charger Alpha Zergling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEPIYEA Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 I have kubrow named "kavat" and helminth named "MegaCancer". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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