Loza03 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 On 2019-01-25 at 5:19 PM, Blade_Wolf_16 said: Granted, there is always a force field between you and the food you try to eat, so you end up starving. I wish I could get something else than Gyromag Systems and Relics from Heist Bounties. Granted. You receive an item that gives you the chance to buy a season pass that works up over the course of a year to a lootbox that has a 0.0001% chance of getting you the most fun, well-implemented Warframe and weapon bundle ever conceived by human hands, but the other option is 1 credit. Only one. I wish to gain Tenno-like sword skillz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z0M8Y Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 4 hours ago, Loza03 said: Granted. You receive an item that gives you the chance to buy a season pass that works up over the course of a year to a lootbox that has a 0.0001% chance of getting you the most fun, well-implemented Warframe and weapon bundle ever conceived by human hands, but the other option is 1 credit. Only one. I wish to gain Tenno-like sword skillz Granted, whilst you have the skillz you lack the strength to hold the momentum of your sick movez. you spent 3 trips to the first aid after only 46 minutes i wish for a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 32 minutes ago, Z0M8Y said: Granted, whilst you have the skillz you lack the strength to hold the momentum of your sick movez. you spent 3 trips to the first aid after only 46 minutes i wish for a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. (Worth it) Granted. Your burger is balanced delicately on the axles of a 4x4 pickup truck and subsequently covered in the grease used to lubricate the axles. The truck is on fire, but that's OK because it's also on top of a raft in the middle of the ocean which is itself on top of a turtle. The turtle is unique because instead of a normal shell it has a prosthetic using roofing tiles. The specific part of the ocean they're in is in between two floating islands which are about to collide, which is causing the turtle great distress, and it's crying. I wish for a small salad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z0M8Y Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 14 hours ago, Loza03 said: (Worth it) Granted. Your burger is balanced delicately on the axles of a 4x4 pickup truck and subsequently covered in the grease used to lubricate the axles. The truck is on fire, but that's OK because it's also on top of a raft in the middle of the ocean which is itself on top of a turtle. The turtle is unique because instead of a normal shell it has a prosthetic using roofing tiles. The specific part of the ocean they're in is in between two floating islands which are about to collide, which is causing the turtle great distress, and it's crying. I wish for a small salad. (An absolute legend) Granted. It has foot fungus i wish Excalibur "key face" Prime would come back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 On 2019-01-29 at 6:30 AM, Z0M8Y said: (An absolute legend) Granted. It has foot fungus i wish Excalibur "key face" Prime would come back Granted. He's given out as a thank you to everyone for playing when the game ends. I wish for one credit. Only one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamma745 Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 27 minutes ago, Loza03 said: I wish for one credit. Only one. Granted, you are sent a real-life replica of a credit chip, made of wafer and chocolate. I wish for a bacon burger with eggs, mayo, and barbecue sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamma745 Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 (edited) ... Edited February 4, 2019 by Gamma745 double-posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnzaFTW Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 10 hours ago, Gamma745 said: Granted, you are sent a real-life replica of a credit chip, made of wafer and chocolate. I wish for a bacon burger with eggs, mayo, and barbecue sauce. Granted on the condition that you have to have been born in the year 1977 to even be allowed to eat it I wish my bank accounts balance was $999 99 999 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z0M8Y Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 On 2019-02-04 at 9:46 PM, OnzaFTW said: Granted on the condition that you have to have been born in the year 1977 to even be allowed to eat it I wish my bank accounts balance was $999 99 999 Granted, your bank account became corrupted by the massive deposit, leaving you with 3 cents and an email from someone named "XX_D4rv0_XX" I wish for Big Chungus to be released on PC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 24 minutes ago, Z0M8Y said: Granted, your bank account became corrupted by the massive deposit, leaving you with 3 cents and an email from someone named "XX_D4rv0_XX" I wish for Big Chungus to be released on PC Granted. The game is just a picture of Big Chungus edited in a way that you in particular find disgusting, offensive and generally so awful that simply looking at it causes immense distress. I wish that Tigrex comes back in Monster Hunter World Iceborne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(NSW)Kokojo Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 23 minutes ago, Loza03 said: Granted. The game is just a picture of Big Chungus edited in a way that you in particular find disgusting, offensive and generally so awful that simply looking at it causes immense distress. I wish that Tigrex comes back in Monster Hunter World Iceborne. Granted. But it get's the Lavasioth treatment. I wish for Monster Hunter World on Switch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 54 minutes ago, (NSW)Kokojo said: Granted. But it get's the Lavasioth treatment. I wish for Monster Hunter World on Switch Granted. Everything is replaced with Plesioth that only do hipchecks. E V E R Y T H I N G. I wish for Kingdom Hearts 3 PC port. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)UpgradeAcorn989 Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 granted but its filled with microtransactions i wish for a cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 5 hours ago, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said: granted but its filled with microtransactions i wish for a cake Granted. You get gassed by Neurotoxin before you can eat it. I wish to have a stand from Jojo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, Loza03 said: Granted. You get gassed by Neurotoxin before you can eat it. I wish to have a stand from Jojo. You get a Stand but Dio kills you with Road Roller before you can test it out. I wish for a Moa-Kubrow-Kavat hybrid super bugged abomination pet in Warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)UpgradeAcorn989 Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 (edited) granted but it's ugly and fills you with so much despair even ordis becomes tolerable i wish for more cake Edited February 7, 2019 by (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 minute ago, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said: granted but it's ugly and fills you with so much despair even ordis becomes tolerable i wish for more cake Granted. It's the best cake you've ever tasted. I was lying, you receive a stale quiche instead. I wish that you be punished for double-wishing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)UpgradeAcorn989 Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 touche granted but the punishment ends up being a paper cut I wish I had unlimited cookies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z0M8Y Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 4 hours ago, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said: touche granted but the punishment ends up being a paper cut I wish I had unlimited cookies Granted, someone put laxatives in all of them, the nearest toilet is 69 klicks away I wish the warframe community a great 2019 (i know, i'm late) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drachnyn Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Am 25.1.2019 um 18:19 schrieb Blade_Wolf_16: Granted, there is always a force field between you and the food you try to eat, so you end up starving. I wish I could get something else than Gyromag Systems and Relics from Heist Bounties. Granted, from now on you'll only get 15 Endo or 1k Credits. I wish I could have Inaros Prime right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 18 minutes ago, Z0M8Y said: Granted, someone put laxatives in all of them, the nearest toilet is 69 klicks away I wish the warframe community a great 2019 (i know, i'm late) Warframe shuts down in 2020 and there is no more Warframe community or DE. I wish this thread would shut down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Datam4ss said: Warframe shuts down in 2020 and there is no more Warframe community or DE. I wish this thread would shut down. granted, but the thread will get recreated i want telepathy Edited February 7, 2019 by Stalker_Cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-AiLuoLi- Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stalker_Cake said: granted, but the thread will get recreated i want telepathy Granted, but only with corpses. I wish all NPC become Nakak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnzaFTW Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 55 minutes ago, -AiLuoLi- said: Granted, but only with corpses. I wish all NPC become Nakak. Granted , but she now has ordice's voice and is only equipped with one line "do you remember the old war operator, ordis seems to have misplaced those memories" I wish Onko took off his mask so i could see his face . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 2 hours ago, OnzaFTW said: Granted , but she now has ordice's voice and is only equipped with one line "do you remember the old war operator, ordis seems to have misplaced those memories" I wish Onko took off his mask so i could see his face . granted, but he has no face i want to be able to remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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