Pyrolizer27 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 So zaws have been out for a while and I was wondering what creative and funny names people have come up with. Personally, I created a dagger zaw with sickle looking parts, slapped ice element on it and called it "Ice Sickle". What funny (or pun-y) names have you come up with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)LeBlingKing Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 I know a guy in my clan who made a staff Zaw and named it "MK1-Bo Prime" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennBone Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Zawesome, Guillete, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainMeowth Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 I wanted to name a staff "You shall not pass", but I couldn't, because there is "ass" in the name. So I nammed a rapier "Morning Wood". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)chubbslawson Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 You can’t name the ballas Ballas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joutarou Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 All my zaw names are very edgy like 'blood blade of virtuoso' or 'curse of virtuoso' etc so i attempted to make a funny name but my brain failed and all i could think of naming my new nikana zaw was 'i made this zaw for fun'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrolizer27 Posted May 21, 2018 Author Share Posted May 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, CaptainMeowth said: I wanted to name a staff "You shall not pass", but I couldn't, because there is "ass" in the name. So I nammed a rapier "Morning Wood". Hopefully with the new profanity filter changes your original name for the staff is allowed now. Also, I can't imagine how many laughs I'd get prodding Grineer with my "Morning Wood". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeWilliam Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 I have an absurd list of zaws and other renamed weapons. Mostly staff zaws because I love Clashing Forest and anti-meme builds, but there's plenty of spillover [Staves] LOOK AT THEM UNARMED Juicy Words of Vor Stick of Eternal Kitteh (A broken scepter that was useful when we could rez our pet from anywhere with a health orb...obviously needs a new name now) Ceramic Dagger Stug Prime [Whip and Sword] Clem Clem Clem [Whip- Lecta] Chaos Noodle (I sometimes set it to proc rad and use Ivara to lure as many baddies in the room before creating glorious chaos with Enduring Affliction) [Dagger] Phlebotomy [Rapier] Pointy Hugs [Prisma Obex] Fancyfoot Cuddlefists That's off the top of my head. It's still the best plat I've ever spent in this game. They're all good weapons and have earned their names. 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyrmius_Prime Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Gilged Zaw was a intentionally mistyped to poke fun at a friend of mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzureTerra Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Mine are named after the Necromancer Bells of the Old Kingdom Books. Two are other Weapons/Pets Ranna ~ Nikana Mosrael ~ Machete Kibeth ~ Kubrow Dyrim ~ Hammer Belgaer ~ Polearm Saraneth ~ Staff Astarael ~ Galatine Prime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinetos Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Broken Rake - heavy blade using the new scythe strike Banhammer - new ravbee hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rapt0rman Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Only silly Zaw name I have is THE KRONSH. I may or may not yell things like "TASTE THE FURY OF THE KRONSH!" or "CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE KRONSH IS COOKING!?" or "DO NOT ASK FOR WHOM THE KRONSH TOLLS, FOR THE KRONSH TOLLS FOR YOU!" while using it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)calvina Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 BOI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pleb-Prime Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) I named my Kronsh "Devils Coinpurse", and my polearm Dehtat "Mr Pointy Stick". That's about the extent of my edgy wit. Edited May 21, 2018 by Thargoid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyranno66 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Mine are Jaw Sword Prime; Baby Scythe; Tyrant's Jaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oreades Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) I've never bothered to make a Zaw...... but i have made a couple of Amps Scooty Puff Jr. Scooty Puff Sr. The Doom Bringer. Edited May 21, 2018 by Oreades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mach25 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, FreeWilliam said: I have an absurd list of zaws and other renamed weapons. Mostly staff zaws because I love Clashing Forest and anti-meme builds, but there's plenty of spillover [NSFW list of weapons] That's off the top of my head. It's still the best plat I've ever spent in this game. They're all good weapons and have earned their names. 🙂 *whistles* A virtual armory - the list was so long, it was a bit...exciting for melee players like us. Next time, I'll supercharge you as Volt. Be sure to bring your cybernetic arm! 😃 Edited May 21, 2018 by Mach25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)johnsoigne Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) This y u cant do most dmg Edited May 21, 2018 by (PS4)johnsoigne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenariousNex Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Cronch Machete: Cronchete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)DeadFall526 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Pyrolizer27 said: So zaws have been out for a while and I was wondering what creative and funny names people have come up with. Personally, I created a dagger zaw with sickle looking parts, slapped ice element on it and called it "Ice Sickle". What funny (or pun-y) names have you come up with? TunaSub made me LAWL .. read it backwards >< Edited May 21, 2018 by (XB1)DeadFall526 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrockBronze Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Ive got Excessive Profanity, Watch Your Profamity, Early Lunch for Konzu and a few more, been actually collecting and making Zaws recently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagranok Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 I made one to focus on attack speed and status chance, modded it for corrosive, and used it mainly on Valkyr. Only one name seemed appropriate: Hysterical Stripper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeWilliam Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Mach25 said: Next time, I'll supercharge you as Volt. Be sure to bring your cybernetic arm! 😃 (Mach25 is a riot to group with when he's in melee-mode. I recently had the pleasure and it was bouts of tearing around the map facefirst interspersed with a lot of rezzing of the two Saryns that inevitably joined) I'll add Varazin to the loadout next time, sir! 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roll__Fizzlebeef Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Mewan McGregor. I usually try spinning, that's a good trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedasfogueiras Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 I named my dokrahm "I love agriculture" not funny... just sadz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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