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52 minutes ago, youngjdef said:

draw pics of Saryn taking cookies out the oven, etc etc.

Sounds like bait, anyways they draw all kinds of things that doesn't make sense so it's not surprising

Answering your question, just look at the frame's body shape. (pro tip: pregnancy causes increased estrogen levels and that leads to increased body fat)

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On 2019-02-11 at 2:17 AM, youngjdef said:

Alot of people say Saryn's a MILF, draw pics of Saryn taking cookies out the oven, etc etc. Where did the trait or meme of that originate?

What are some other 'Frame stereotypes!?

Curves and Measurements and heels. My wife is built like Saryn.  Triggers...

I’m a lucky heterosexual male.

Hey, you asked for the truth.

No one is pining for Mirage...

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On ‎2019‎-‎02‎-‎11 at 1:17 AM, youngjdef said:

Alot of people say Saryn's a MILF, draw pics of Saryn taking cookies out the oven, etc etc. Where did the trait or meme of that originate?

What are some other 'Frame stereotypes!?

I would say that it's more than likely the result of those Tig O' Bitties that Saryn has.  

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It's really not that complicated. You've got a thicc frame and so there will be thicc related memes. It doesn't help the situation that she has heels on and is exceptionally tall, things that get associated with the "big mama" image. And so, the internet does what the internet is wont to do. ...It memes.

On 2019-02-11 at 2:17 AM, youngjdef said:

What are some other 'Frame stereotypes!?

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On 2019-02-11 at 3:17 PM, youngjdef said:

What are some other 'Frame stereotypes!?

Lets see

Excal is a chad

Oberon is a big bro

Volt is that one guy in anime where nothing happens and he adjusts his glasses to show white lights

Mirage is a smutty teen cos she bends over alot and spawns 4 more smutty teens so its a 6way with the operator 😄

Harrow and Nekros is the edgy dudes

Barruk is a starbucks costumer cos he got man bun and colored cuppaccino. Probs get his stuff from Supreme

Garuda and Valkitty are both yandere

Ivara is a solo strong independent girl that is semi emo

Inaros is that guy you think is goofy at first and non sense but you find out later he OP AF

Mag is that one girl you ignore but can be cute in her own way

Nova is a lolita 

Loki is that one guy you never see cos he a playah with the ladies

Ash is a naruto fan weaboo

Wukong is a monkey

Zephyr is a bird

Frost is a knight in shining armor too ladies but he scared to talk to em

Embah is a punk rebel

Hydroid is [DATA REDACTED MUST BE 18+ YEARS OF AGE TO VIEW]

Atlas is another chad, but a cool chad you can be friends with

Banshee is the DJ

Chroma is that one tough guy with tatoos but plays DnD alot

Equin is a yuri frame, 2 in 1 bruv 😄

Gara is another strong independent lady

Khora is a Dom Masochist Mistress of Men 😉

Limbo is that guy everyone hates but you friends with

Mesa is a tsundere

Nezha is a [Kinetic Siphon Trap]

Nidus is a junkie but swole AF

Ocatavia is Banshee BFF

Nyx is a intelligent girl know it all, probs have glasses as well

Revenant is a Disco Ball

Rhino SWOLE and THICC AF

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I got a few of my own.

Excal is the serious and stoic but not emo traditional swordsman guy. Umbra excal is that guy, but ALSO emo.

Mirage is the smol crazy chick, who's currently fighting with The Good Guys, but also about one rainy day from becoming the Joker's sidekick.

Harrow isn't an edgy dude. He's that weird kid with the ouija board and a bunch of strange trinkets, that nobody takes seriously until they discover he's got a portal to a parallel dimension in his closet.

Loki is that one character who seems to be doing things really important to the plot, but never on screen. Y'know, the one that runs off at the start of a game or chapter and you don't see him again until whatever plot critical thing he's supposed to do is already done.

Ash is this trope as a playable character.

Zephyr isn't a bird. She's that weird girl you know that acts like a bird (or some other animal) and nobody really understands why, but just pretends it's normal anyway.

Ember is the punk rebel that has no idea of her own limits and gets her ass kicked every single season, because the author intentionally wrote her as a deconstruction. ...Look, I'm really tired of all these useless Embers that die constantly, buff her back already for crying out loud.

Octavia, Banshee and Revenant throw warehouse rave parties in Fortuna, and Titania is the party hard chick that shows up and hands out the good drugs.

I was going to say Chroma is the really big manly dude that goes to conventions to cosplay as a monster or a knight, but really that's more or less the same idea.

Atlas is one set of eye sparkles away from being part of the Armstrong family.

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people will apply whatever traits they see fit to whatever they see fit.
everyone won't agree on what traits to apply to what.
it's basically Cosmetics.

 

for example i don't agree with the traits that 99% of people apply to Saryn

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On 2019-02-10 at 11:17 PM, youngjdef said:

Alot of people say Saryn's a MILF, draw pics of Saryn taking cookies out the oven, etc etc. Where did the trait or meme of that originate?

What are some other 'Frame stereotypes!?

Toxic, curvaceous, slays entire groups of people with a hand wave...sounds exactly like my mother.

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On 2019-02-17 at 2:17 AM, Castlefrost said:

Lets see

Excal is a chad

Oberon is a big bro

Volt is that one guy in anime where nothing happens and he adjusts his glasses to show white lights

Mirage is a smutty teen cos she bends over alot and spawns 4 more smutty teens so its a 6way with the operator 😄

Harrow and Nekros is the edgy dudes

Barruk is a starbucks costumer cos he got man bun and colored cuppaccino. Probs get his stuff from Supreme

Garuda and Valkitty are both yandere

Ivara is a solo strong independent girl that is semi emo

Inaros is that guy you think is goofy at first and non sense but you find out later he OP AF

Mag is that one girl you ignore but can be cute in her own way

Nova is a lolita 

Loki is that one guy you never see cos he a playah with the ladies

Ash is a naruto fan weaboo

Wukong is a monkey

Zephyr is a bird

Frost is a knight in shining armor too ladies but he scared to talk to em

Embah is a punk rebel

Hydroid is [DATA REDACTED MUST BE 18+ YEARS OF AGE TO VIEW]

Atlas is another chad, but a cool chad you can be friends with

Banshee is the DJ

Chroma is that one tough guy with tatoos but plays DnD alot

Equin is a yuri frame, 2 in 1 bruv 😄

Gara is another strong independent lady

Khora is a Dom Masochist Mistress of Men 😉

Limbo is that guy everyone hates but you friends with

Mesa is a tsundere

Nezha is a [Kinetic Siphon Trap]

Nidus is a junkie but swole AF

Ocatavia is Banshee BFF

Nyx is a intelligent girl know it all, probs have glasses as well

Revenant is a Disco Ball

Rhino SWOLE and THICC AF

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You have won the internet.

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On 2019-02-13 at 5:41 PM, (PS4)Silverback73 said:

No one is pining for Mirage...

Speak for yourself! 

On 2019-02-16 at 7:17 PM, Castlefrost said:

(long post with lots of stereotypes)

I liked some of your ideas but I thought others were off, so I started working on revisions and it got out of hand.
Sorry about getting all fanfic-y on this, I'm a recovering Tumblrina. (´Д⊂ヽ

Girls:
Mag is the sweet girl next door who was always there for you, also secretly a genius
  -not really looking for romance as she figures it'll come around eventually

Nova is a loli with an explosive temper, Mag is always cleaning up her (interpersonal) messes
  -self-conscious about her big butt, noisy and imperious

Nyx is a recovering manipulator and sarcastic witch who is desperately trying to be more sincere
  -was alpha b!tch in school, now an adult and realizing other people actually have value

Saryn never grew out of her toxic personality, a schemer and all-around smug b!tch
  -Nyx's friend in school and now works as a plus-size model, super hot and knows it

Zephyr is a bird-brain, and also possibly transgender (nobody knows, don't want to be rude)
  -not very bright, but a hard worker and surprisingly resilient both emotionally and physically

Ember is a punk chick who talks a big game but makes terrible relationship choices
  -most people assume she's a tough lesbian but she secretly wants a family, emotionally fragile

Octavia and Banshee are BFFs, but-
  -Octavia is the DJ, who is really into any kind of EDM and loves hogging the spotlight
  -Banshee WANTED to be a DJ, but couldn't handle the attention; she's into classic IDM

Trinity is a nurse who has had it up to here with your crap, secretly wants to be cute like Nova
  -does SCA on the weekends at least half out of concern for the participants' health

Equinox absolutely will not shut up about how gender is a social construct
  -usually only hangs out with her "other friends" that nobody likes

Gara was on the front lines, but doesn't like to talk about it
  -unfeminine but doesn't care at all; seems unfriendly but is just gently sarcastic

Mesa is a horse girl who does cowboy action shooting with her dad
  -idolizes Gara for things Gara would rather not be idolized for

Mirage is an extremely skilled exotic dancer who maintains an aura of mystery to keep people away
  -easily taken advantage of because she has a bleeding heart, can't help sleeping with everyone she meets

Garuda is an edgy vampire LARPer with a legitimate mean streak, immature and creepy
  -dating Nekros—even he finds her creepy but he's too afraid of her to leave

Valkyr is standoffish, easily angered; but deeply affectionate with her few friends - also terrified of being fat
  -she works out too much, which makes her heavier, so she works out more, which ... (etc)

Ivara is an emo loner who has never had a job or a romantic partner, but she's actually nice
  -since she survives by pilfering things from others, no one invites her to parties

Khora works as a dominatrix at night; her neighbors think she's just a lonely cat lady
  -really enjoys reading, knows a lot about wines, sophisticated as hell

Hildryn became an olympic powerlifter because her build's all wrong for acrobatics
  -used to envy the cute little girls but now has her own style; confident and enthusiastic

Guys:
Excalibur and Rhino are best buds and gym bros, but-
  -Excalibur is outgoing and friendly because he's secretly afraid nobody likes him (everyone does)
  -Rhino is brusque and seems to only care about his physique, but is extremely overprotective of his friends

Those two want Atlas to hang out with them but he's too busy working 12s at his construction job
  -dim-witted and comes from a poor background but really chill and tolerant

Nidus wants to hang out with the gym bros but they don't approve of his drug habit
  -wants to quit but he's deeply addicted, works out a lot to keep his mind off of it

Baruuk is a barista with an English degree who takes his nighttime TKD classes way too seriously
  -got detention in school when he lashed out after being bullied, still feels bad about it

Ash is a huge weeaboo, but the gym bros tolerate him because they don't want to seem racist
  -mixed-race; not self-aware enough to be self-conscious about his awkwardness

Chroma is totally a gym bro who actually has some depth and probably plays D&D
  -casual friends with Excalibur and Rhino but they're not into the games so they don't hang out

Frost is a white knight that's too scared to talk to ladies, but they do like him—just not, like, that way
  -works as an architect and spends his free time doing ice sculpture, political but quiet about it

Volt is that dude who is a nerdy PC gamer 24/7 but somehow still actually athletic
  -wants Chroma to "come to the dark side" (read: play electronic games instead of pen & paper)

Inaros is quiet and unassuming unless he's talking about his freaky paleo lifestyle
  -old-school in every way, mysteriously totally jacked despite never working out

Nekros is an edgy goth who still gets invited to parties because he brings alcohol
  -a total poser, actually a pretty happy dude, does legit like the music and fashion tho

Hydroid is a former sailor who is really into pirate fiction and fishing
  -dreams of owning his own boat but his pension isn't going to cover it

Harrow is a youth pastor who is really into scaring kids straight with fire & brimstone
  -lost his faith years ago but doesn't know what else to do with his life

Wukong exists just to piss everyone else off, but always stops just short of consequences
  -actually trying to start fights because he thinks he's a bad-ass, but nobody ever tries

Loki seems like a player, but he actually has no stamina and bows out of romantic encounters early
  -stylish, wealthy, and successful through no merit of his own; has no idea what he is doing

Limbo struggled to fit in as a kid and now is charmingly quirky, also a genius programmer
  -really good at magic tricks and juggling, better with kids than adults

Nezha attracts more guys than girls but insists that he prefers women, has a mild stutter
  -embarrassed about his job as a dancer, surprisingly toned physique

Oberon is a a permissive papa bear who is really into gardening and nature
  -pressured by his family to start his own family, but has a crush on Nezha

Revenant is after Octavia but he's like, way too old - smokes a pipe and carries a pistol
  -in perfect health despite his unhealthy lifestyle, mischievous and a surprisingly good dancer


EDIT: I totally forgot Titania AND Vauban! I KNEW I was gonna forget somebody, but two?! Hmm...

Titania is a basket case - strange and awkward, playful when she should be serious and deathly serious about playing
  -part of the lunatic fringe, believes deeply in fairies and UFOs, delivers pizzas

Vauban works in civil engineering and seemingly has absolutely no sense of humor
  -actually hilarious, just extremely dark taste in jokes, listens to vaporwave unironically

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totally forgot Titania and Vauban
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9 minutes ago, auxy said:

Speak for yourself! 

I liked some of your ideas but I thought others were off, so I started working on revisions and it got out of hand.
Sorry about getting all fanfic-y on this, I'm a recovering Tumblrina. (´Д⊂ヽ

Girls:
Mag is the sweet girl next door who was always there for you, also secretly a genius
  -not really looking for romance as she figures it'll come around eventually

Nova is a loli with an explosive temper, Mag is always cleaning up her (interpersonal) messes
  -self-conscious about her big butt, noisy and imperious

Nyx is a recovering manipulator and sarcastic witch who is desperately trying to be more sincere
  -was alpha b!tch in school, now an adult and realizing other people actually have value

Saryn never grew out of her toxic personality, a schemer and all-around smug b!tch
  -Nyx's friend in school and now works as a plus-size model, super hot and knows it

Zephyr is a bird-brain, and also possibly transgender (nobody knows, don't want to be rude)
  -not very bright, but a hard worker and surprisingly resilient both emotionally and physically

Ember is a punk chick who talks a big game but makes terrible relationship choices
  -most people assume she's a tough lesbian but she secretly wants a family, emotionally fragile

Octavia and Banshee are BFFs, but-
  -Octavia is the DJ, who is really into any kind of EDM and loves hogging the spotlight
  -Banshee WANTED to be a DJ, but couldn't handle the attention; she's into classic IDM

Trinity is a nurse who has had it up to here with your crap, secretly wants to be cute like Nova
  -does SCA on the weekends at least half out of concern for the participants' health

Equinox absolutely will not shut up about how gender is a social construct
  -usually only hangs out with her "other friends" that nobody likes

Gara was on the front lines, but doesn't like to talk about it
  -unfeminine but doesn't care at all; seems unfriendly but is just gently sarcastic

Mesa is a horse girl who does cowboy action shooting with her dad
  -idolizes Gara for things Gara would rather not be idolized for

Mirage is an extremely skilled exotic dancer who maintains an aura of mystery to keep people away
  -easily taken advantage of because she has a bleeding heart, can't help sleeping with everyone she meets

Garuda is an edgy vampire LARPer with a legitimate mean streak, immature and creepy
  -dating Nekros—even he finds her creepy but he's too afraid of her to leave

Valkyr is standoffish, easily angered; but deeply affectionate with her few friends - also terrified of being fat
  -she works out too much, which makes her heavier, so she works out more, which ... (etc)

Ivara is an emo loner who has never had a job or a romantic partner, but she's actually nice
  -since she survives by pilfering things from others, no one invites her to parties

Khora works as a dominatrix at night; her neighbors think she's just a lonely cat lady
  -really enjoys reading, knows a lot about wines, sophisticated as hell

Hildryn became an olympic powerlifter because her build's all wrong for acrobatics
  -used to envy the cute little girls but now has her own style; confident and enthusiastic

Guys:
Excalibur and Rhino are best buds and gym bros, but-
  -Excalibur is outgoing and friendly because he's secretly afraid nobody likes him (everyone does)
  -Rhino is brusque and seems to only care about his physique, but is extremely overprotective of his friends

Those two want Atlas to hang out with them but he's too busy working 12s at his construction job
  -dim-witted and comes from a poor background but really chill and tolerant

Nidus wants to hang out with the gym bros but they don't approve of his drug habit
  -wants to quit but he's deeply addicted, works out a lot to keep his mind off of it

Baruuk is a barista with an English degree who takes his nighttime TKD classes way too seriously
  -got detention in school when he lashed out after being bullied, still feels bad about it

Ash is a huge weeaboo, but the gym bros tolerate him because they don't want to seem racist
  -mixed-race; not self-aware enough to be self-conscious about his awkwardness

Chroma is totally a gym bro who actually has some depth and probably plays D&D
  -casual friends with Excalibur and Rhino but they're not into the games so they don't hang out

Frost is a white knight that's too scared to talk to ladies, but they do like him—just not, like, that way
  -works as an architect and spends his free time doing ice sculpture, political but quiet about it

Volt is that dude who is a nerdy PC gamer 24/7 but somehow still actually athletic
  -wants Chroma to "come to the dark side" (read: play electronic games instead of pen & paper)

Inaros is quiet and unassuming unless he's talking about his freaky paleo lifestyle
  -old-school in every way, mysteriously totally jacked despite never working out

Nekros is an edgy goth who still gets invited to parties because he brings alcohol
  -a total poser, actually a pretty happy dude, does legit like the music and fashion tho

Hydroid is a former sailor who is really into pirate fiction and fishing
  -dreams of owning his own boat but his pension isn't going to cover it

Harrow is a youth pastor who is really into scaring kids straight with fire & brimstone
  -lost his faith years ago but doesn't know what else to do with his life

Wukong exists just to piss everyone else off, but always stops just short of consequences
  -actually trying to start fights because he thinks he's a bad-ass, but nobody ever tries

Loki seems like a player, but he actually has no stamina and bows out of romantic encounters early
  -stylish, wealthy, and successful through no merit of his own; has no idea what he is doing

Limbo struggled to fit in as a kid and now is charmingly quirky, also a genius programmer
  -really good at magic tricks and juggling, better with kids than adults

Nezha attracts more guys than girls but insists that he prefers women, has a mild stutter
  -embarrassed about his job as a dancer, surprisingly toned physique

Oberon is a a permissive papa bear who is really into gardening and nature
  -pressured by his family to start his own family, but has a crush on Nezha

Revenant is after Octavia but he's like, way too old - smokes a pipe and carries a pistol
  -in perfect health despite his unhealthy lifestyle, mischievous and a surprisingly good dancer

😄 i maybe off but i still won the internet according to that one guy 😄 nc post tho.

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  • 5 years later...

Nidus: DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS Spongebob DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS Adventure Time

 

Actual Nidus: Really chill dude, has a slight stutter around Saryn... I wonder why.

Violent and protective

He's just a silly guy.

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Dante: A librarian.

 

Jade: Mysterious.

 

Voruna: Furry.

 

Wisp: She works a 9-to-5 job, and is harassed by people for her... assets. 

Has a crush on Nidus, too afraid to tell the proud Maggot owner.

 

Dagath: A Halloween (Naberus) enthusiast.

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