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I have made the sexiest Wisp in Warframe!


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I know what y'all are thinking.  You're thinking, "Xav, Wisp is already pretty darn sexy.  She's right up there with Nezha, Mesa Prime, and Nidus for sexiest frames in the game."

And that's true.  But, I got to thinking, after the dozenth time or so I caught one of my clanmates trying to sneak around behind me to sneak a peak, that there could be more to her sexiness than her obvious assets.  But how to bring those out?  

So after much trial and error, pain, struggle, and yes, even tears, I figured it out.  And the way her face lit up when she saw her new look, well, I'm not too proud to admit that that joy turned me into a blubbering little girl...with a beard...that I dual braid...like a viking...but still for that moment a little girl.

So without further ado, here she is, the sexiest Wisp in Warframe!

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5 minutes ago, MagPrime said:

I want to make an incredibly crude joke, so badly. 

Do it.

4 minutes ago, ChaoticEdge said:

just use white then you know I mean

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Let's just also say that enemies would definitely smell she's nearby.

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Just now, Renegade343 said:

Do it.

Let's just also say that enemies would definitely smell she's nearby.

What you talking about they wearing gas mask

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They can't smell the concept anywhere, plus would they even care about the smell? lol  The corpus and grineer probably already take a dump in their pants while they wearing the suit I mean there is no toilet for them to take you know the BrB (Bathroom Break), I mean grineer eat food which cetus confirm it, corpus do eat which they have a strange food bar in the packet which I don't want to know how it tastes (probably the old Russian ration that tasted awful). At the time being pretty much white look good as a win.

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35 minutes ago, Datam4ss said:

Homesick Abortion. It's red and probably crawls up women's legs.

Okay.  that one made me laugh because it's pretty much as Rong™ as we can prolly get away with on the forums

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7 hours ago, ChaoticEdge said:

What you talking about they wearing gas mask

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given the substances I work with I can tell that even High quality charcoal filters can not get rid of the smell entirely. and those filters are about 1000$ a piece

2 hours ago, Vesiga said:

How do I delete my brains viewing history? -without dying

heavy alcohol abuse

but it will mess you up in other ways and that's not worth it

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