BornWithTeeth Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Alright chaps, who’s got Zaws/Zipguns/other renamed melee weapons that give you a little giggle when you see yourself loading into mission with them? Stuff where you see it come up and you think ‘Man, either no-one’s gonna get this or I’m in squad with some weirdos,’? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackthorn66 Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Well, my amps are named Michael Shraksun, The Shraksun Five, Janet Shraksun, and Shraksun Pollock. Does that count? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornWithTeeth Posted December 27, 2018 Author Share Posted December 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Blackthorn66 said: Well, my amps are named Michael Shraksun, The Shraksun Five, Janet Shraksun, and Shraksun Pollock. Does that count? Well...what exact components went into building Shraksun Pollock? Does it...spray? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatboyPrincess Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 (edited) I knew my list of names I've used in-game would come in handy one day. Calamity (Zaw) Forthright (Zaw) Grav-Knight (Moa) Mound (Zaw) Myriad (Moa) Nameless & Aestudium (Dark Split-sword) Negation (Kitgun) Non-binary (Moa) Penetrator (Zaw) Quirk (Zaw) Repudiation (Kitgun) Sincerity (Amp) Solitude (Amp) Suture (Amp) Thrum (Zaw) Tyrant (Amp) I like names that are single impactful words -- feels poetic. Edited December 27, 2018 by Gwyndolin-chan 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyromaniaque Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 [Zaw : Arudo] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Anthraxicus Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 My next propa scaffold amp will be called Ekusupuro-jon. Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackthorn66 Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 10 minutes ago, BornWithTeeth said: Well...what exact components went into building Shraksun Pollock? Does it...spray? It's a 727. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreddeth Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 (edited) I had a Kronsh machete that I was going to name "Rightly End," but I realized that I'd used the wrong parts, and that I wasn't in high enough standing to guild it, so I sold it off. Yeah I know, dead niche meme is dead niche meme. My Smeeta Kavat is named "Jellicle," because "Cheshire" was too on-the-nose and she was the wrong sex for "Mister Mistoffelees." Does that really count as obscure, though? Every Kubrow or Charger I've had has invariably been named after one Cthulhu Mythos entity or another, though, and that's definitely pretentious. Edited December 27, 2018 by Dreddeth Typographical error. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)robotwars7 Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Karambiya (Balla Dagger Zaw) , because it looked like a cross between a Karambit knife and a Jambiya Dagger on steroids. the Kronsher (Kronsh Machete Zaw), I tried Kronshtime but it was blocked for some reason. Vengeance (Mewan Polearm Zaw), went for a Stalker's Polearm theme. Winter Thorn (Dehtat Rapier Zaw), an obscure referendce to Weiss Schnee of RWBY. Cetusian Saber (Cyath Machete Zaw), I was drunk and forgot they were called Ostrons, but wanted to name a blade after them. Bloodrider (Ooltha Sword Zaw) , a reference to the Dothraki of Game of Thrones, and it looks like something they'd use. Staff of Onkko (Balla Staff Zaw) , made to look like the one Onkko is holding in the picture of him, Konzu and Saya together. Voidshot Cannon (212 Amp) , because it is a cannon of void energy! Space Noodle (323 Amp) referring to the almighty power of the Klebrik Scaffold praise the space noodle of death! Voidsniper (131 amp), since it's the precision one. Void Pulsar (444 amp), love this full-auto amp, even if it isn't meta. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarriaga Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Mia Khalifa (Adarza Kavat) Telos Deathscythe (Heavy Blade Zaw) Blood Feather (Staff infested Zaw) Materia (Polearm infested Zaw) Void Rain (Amp, T4C prism) Void Spark (Amp, T3C prism) Void Flash (Amp, T1C prism) Void Cannon (Amp, T2C prism) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorridaMessor Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 If we're talking about pretensious weapon names, I must add my weapons to the list as every one of them are in Latin 😛 I even worry that my next amp couldn't be named properly, because I name my AMP's simply First, Second, Third etc but in Latin. Next one wil lbe sixth AMP which is Sextus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberPrimate Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Smelly Cat (smeeta) Facemelter (tombfinger) Farts of Pure Plasma (Catchmoon) RATATATATA (rattleguts) Ku Bro (well, ya know - a kubrow) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borockobama Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 I have a Moa named Fuc if I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MBaldelli Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 After Zaw names went public months ago, and seeing someone named their Zaw the Corpus Prostate Puncher (it's out in the forums somewhere), I think I'll stick to things sedate like this: Or picking something Latin. Thanks! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaotyke Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 I know someone who has a MOA named "Omae Wa MOA Shindeiru". In my case: Spectra Vandal (Gaze Kitgun) MOAning Myrtle (MOA, duh!) Up (A Kubrow with no Mods) Mynki (Helminth Charger) Pookie Poker (A Spear Zaw) The rest is pretty standard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misgenesis Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Flatline nikana zaw because the blade is flat and it kills things. I will not ever get over the flat blade. Geirskogul dehtat polearm because Geirskogul https://zippy.gfycat.com/OpulentShockedBeaver.webm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)zThulsaDoomz Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 I have a Kitgun called Plz Nerf Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helch0rn Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Amps: Trumps Mastery Fodder Trumps Golden Wall Pets: Dog (Smeeta Kavat) Phorid Jr (Helminth Charger) Trump is God (Adarza Kavat) MOA: MOA McMOAface the first yes I am edgy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fartloud Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Got that dokhram scytche with teeth looking heavy blade thing named PooperScooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)death404 Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Cardi Flea is my Adarza Romeo Prime is my gorgeous Smeeta Snowball Umbra is my huge white, gray and gold Helmith Creeping Death is my first and only Zaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 I've not officially named them, but I like to call my Twin Rogga my 'Trusty Murder Guns' whenever I use them. Because boy can they tear some stuff up. A great sidearm for whenever I'm in need of a burst damage option in my kit. I also named my Dokrahm 'Cleaving Rift' since I use Limbo a lot and the thing practically cuts through time and space with all that range. I also called my Mewan sword 'Gathering Clouds' after one of the previous names of Kusanagi-No-Tsurugi, the Grass Cutter sword from Japanese Mythology. Lastly, my go-to Kitgun is named 'Lazuli' as kind of in keeping with DMC naming guns after materials. Yes, I'm a nerd like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)The Neko Otaku Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 I had a kronsh zaw with the shortest handle and simply called it A Hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 My weapons are all named properly so they do not belong on this thread, but if you care: Kitguns - Kagutsuchi (Rattleguts), Raikou (Gaze), Rinne (Catchmoon, because it makes those enemies undergo samsara) Kusanagi (Tombfinger), Myoujingiri (Katana Zaw), Tatsumaki (Not an OPM reference for those losers who think it is, my dagger zaw) and Shiraikaze (Rapier Zaw) My MR fodder pets (I just prefer sentinels) are called: Helminth Charger - Pinkguy Kubrows - Harambe, Cate, MRfodder, Dank Engine, Deadweight Prime and Akiho Kousaka (if you know the last one props to you) I cannot remember the name of my Smeeta. The only Moa I have is XxThiccxX. You can probably tell I hate animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
servitoseco Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 I just name all of them Kraken and happily fulfill my most obscure, dark and disgusting dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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