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As the title say describe/surmise/characterise the warframe with just one word/phrase; just something for fun

Volt - Wheeeeeeeeeeeee

Rhino - come at me bro

Limbo - can't touch this

Titania - I am pixy of death incarnate

Etc.

Just one request, keep it light keep it fun.

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I'm even going to let you guys guess:
"His kit isn't outdated, it offers unparalleled utility that noobs can't use"

There's another one that I can describe with just one word and 99% would guess:
"Crutch"

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Mesa- "It's hiiiiiiiiiigh nooon...."

Mag- "GET OVER HERE!"

Valkyr- "I'm the best at what I do bub"

RunnerFrame- "My name is Barry Allen, and I am the second fastest man alive"

Nidus- "WE...are Venom"

 

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Well, I supposed I could just copy and paste from my private reviews of the frames, even though they are not technically "one word" or "phrase."

  • Ash: “A fight to the death. Mano-a-mano. Man to man. Just you, and me, and my CLOOONES!”
  • Atlas: “ATATATATATATA! OWATTA!”
  • Banshee: “What?! Can’t hear you!”
  • Baruuk: "CRAWLING IN MY SKIN..."
  • Chroma: “We should have acted." "They're already here. The Quills told of their return. Their defeat was merely a delay. Till the time after the Void opened, when the children of the Orokin would spill their own blood. But no one wanted to believe... Believe they even existed. And when the truth finally dawns... It dawns in light! But... there is one they fear. In our tongue, he is 'Chroma': Dragonframe!”
  • Ember: "It's not about Affinity... it’s about sending a message. Everything burns."
  • Equinox: “Crouching CC, Hidden Nuker.”
  • Excalibur: “You can have any frame - as long as it’s Excalibur.”
  • Frost: “You! Shall not! PASS!!!”
  • Gara: “We’re gonna build a wall, and make the Grineer pay for it.”
  • Garuda: “Blood for the Blood Goddess!”
  • Harrow: “O Void, bless this thy Critical Hit that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies’ heads into tiny bits, in thy mercy...”
  • Hildryn: “Together we are strong.”
  • Hydroid: “Yarr. You be watchin' enough Hentai. You know where this is going, matey."
  • Inaros: “Wha-? Did something just bump into me?”
  • Ivara: “We're frames... We're frames in tights. We roam around the system looking for fights. We're frames... We're frames in tights. We rob from the ugly and give to ourselves, that's right!”
  • Khora: (Whip cracking sound)
  • Limbo: “Can’t touch this. Stop! Limbo Time!”
  • Loki: “The bigger they are, the harder they fall.”
  • Mag: “I used to be a Tenno like you. Then I took a nerf in the knee.”
  • Mesa: “It’s Tenno Clock.”
  • Mirage: “Use a gun. And if that don’t work? Use MORE gun.”
  • Nekros: “Old MacNekros has a farm, E-I-E-I-O!”
  • Nezha: “Digital Extremes Presents: Tenno Lake on Ice!”
  • Nidus: “You fool! This isn’t even my final form!”
  • Nova: (Lotus: “Tenno, your Codex has been updated-”) “BOOORING!!! You don’t want to hear about that, Tenno! You want to hear about LOOT and BUTTS and EXPLOSIONS! I’m Nova, and I’m here to ask you one question, and one question only: EXPLOSIONS?!!”
  • Nyx: “Bar brawl!!!”
  • Oberon: “Baaaa.”
  • Octavia: “I’ll never complain about my neighbour’s stereo again.”
  • Revenant: “Beeeep, beep-beep, beepbeep-beeeep.”
  • Rhino: “Can’t feel a thing.”
  • Saryn: “Quarantine this!”
  • Titania: “I will defeat this Eidolon by shrinking down, and flying up its-”
  • Trinity: “Tenno never die!”
  • Valkyr: “Rip and tear.”
  • Vauban: “Attention a la marche.”
  • Volt: “My name is Volt, and I am the fastest frame alive.”
  • Zephyr: “I believe I can fly.”

And yes, Wukong is missing. I haven't re-reviewed him yet after the rework, so I still have to come up with a new one. I also haven't formed an opinion of Wisp yet.

Edit: just got back from my daily Tridolon. Had an idea in the middle of the Gantulyst fight. Updating. I don't update this thing very regularly, you see.

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Saryn: Oppai

Wisp: Butt

Rhino: Dong

Garuda: Butt v2

Zephyr: Bird

Volt: Dong

Chroma: Dragon

Limbo: God

Hildryn: SYNTHOL

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Wukong: Disappointing.

Ember: Giving it all i got.

Valkyr: I'm not mad Baka!

Vauban: *sobbing sounds*

Nezha: stop hitting on me!!! o.o

Nekros: *thriller music* Why will no one take me seriously?

HIldryn: Duel Masters the frame.

Inaros: So thirsty... 

Garuda: Ew... it curdled x:

Volt: Energizer got nothing on me.

Zephyr: SPLAT.

Octavia: Out of tune clarinet sounds.

Rhino: Meathead with a vengeance.

Nidus: insert censor bar here.

Hydroid: Broke out of davy jones for this? D:

Ash: You're mine! *bounces off*

Atlas: Pebble the movie.

Banshee: *Tries to shriek but nothing comes out*

Chroma: My clothes are stealing my clothes...

Baruuk: Even Buddha gets mad when struck... *keeping calm*

Gara: Yay it's so pretty. *sneezes* nuuuuu 💔

Limbo: What one thinks of when fashion is mentioned.

Loki: Refusing to come out of hiding.

Ivara: Projectiles if they developed sentience.

Nyx: Alma Wade's abandoned daughter.

Oberon: Taking another dirt nap.

Khora: Responsible for bdsm converts since release.

Saryn: What sentient poison would be like.

Mirage: The frame you play when high.

Mag: Why is she not a klepto?!

Titania: DE's disowned baby.

 

Good number of these will need context. Some are jabs, others references and so on. Good number sadly aren't funny 💔

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ASH: omae wa mou shindeiru

ATLAS: rock'n'roll

BANSHEE: base drop

BARUUK: keep calm and kill everyone

CHROMA: FUS RO DAH

EMBER: got any marshmallows?

EQUINOX: gender fluid

EXCALIBUR: I Have The Poweeeeeeeer

FROST: Ice ice baby

GARA: We need to build a wall, and the Grineer are going to pay for it 

GARUDA: Impaled with Extreme Prejudice

HARROW: Judas priest

HILDRYN: Wierd flex but ok 

HYDROID: Davy Jones' Locker 

INAROS: Pocket sand

IVARA: 10 bad guys, 1 arrow, no problem

KHORA: BDSM 

LIMBO: ZA WARUDO

LOKI: I'm going to need all of your guns

MAG: Mag is very ATTRACTIVE *ba dum tss*

MESA: YEEHAW

MIRAGE: Do you know how I got these scars? 

NEKROS: Give me all your loot

NEZHA: Vlad the impaler got nothing on me

NIDUS: He's grown on me 

NOVA: Portal 3 confirmed

NYX: Don't MIND me *ba dum tss*

OBERON: Goat boy

OCTAVIA: It's all about the beat

REVENANT: Actual Vlad

RHINO: Tis' but a scratch 

SARYN: Toxic love

TITANIA: Deadly pixie 

TRINITY: Default support

VALKYR: Angry kitty 

VAUBAN: Batman, but bad

VOLT: Gotta go fast

WISP: Dat ass

WUKONG: Monkey with a stick

I was bored....

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Let the memeframe start:

  • Ash: "I'm the true ninja here"
  • Atlas: One punch man
  • Banshee: "Do you can here me? oh, yeah, you can't"
  • Baruuk: The PaciFist
  • Chroma: Big Bad Guys Killer
  • Ember: Nerf
  • Equinox: Maim&Strike
  • Excalibur: Poster boy
  • Frost: He has the biggest balls here
  • Gara: Walking simulator
  • Garuda: Valkyr's sis
  • Harrow: Crit
  • Hyldrin: "Where is my arcane Aegis/Barrier?"
  • Hydroid: Hentai is strong in him
  • Inaros: Immortal boy
  • Ivara: Spyframe
  • Limbo: "Your hate feeds me"
  • Loki: ProFrame
  • Mag: Send some to Shy
  • Mesa: Press 4 to win
  • Mirage: "What's better than a gun? More guns!"
  • Nekros: "I watch you farm"
  • Nezha: Your access to in-game chat has been suspended
  • Nidus: "I'm here to ruin your FasionFrame"
  • Nova: "I may slow you. I may speed you. But for sure i'm gonna kill you"
  • Nyx: Mind control Robots
  • Oberon: "Beeeeeeeh" [or whatever Goats do]
  • Octavia: CTRL-CTRL-CTRL-CTRL-CTRL-CTRL-CTRL-CTRL... repeat every 20s
  • Revenant: "It's Disco Time"
  • Rhino: "Stun me if you can"
  • Saryn: ESO Queen
  • Titania: "I will make you believe in fairies"
  • Trinity: "Energy over 9000!!!"
  • Valkyr: "SpiderFrame, SpiderFrame does whatever SpiderFrame does..."
  • Vauban: Who?
  • Volt: "I'm the fastest frame alive"... for now
  • Wisp: Buffs for everyone!
  • Wukong: CL4P-TP's dream (sorry, too much bl3 hype xD)
  • Zephyr: "I belive I can fly..."
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Ash: "Omae Wa, Mou Shindeiru!!!"

Atlas: "me and my Golems don't like your face! let us rearrange it for ya!"

Banshee: WUBWUBWUB "I sure hope I don't get shot" WUBWUBWUB.

Baruuk: "Confucius say: don't push me over the edge, you WILL regret it.."

Chroma: as tanky as an immortal Dragon from Dark Souls: breathes fire about as well as Spyro.

Ember: "I used to be queen, you know. I had it all.... but it was taken away from me.."

Equinox: "check your privilege or I'll check it for you!"

Excalibur: "ah, it's great being the Posterboy. wish they'd let me take off this scarf though.."

Frost: "why would I step out of the Snowglobe? I have everything I need in here, pffft.. go outside.. yeah right."

Gara: "I have probably the best 1 in the game, and all people want is giant glass walls. this must be how Frost feels"

Garuda: "LEMME GET SOME SIIIIIIIIPPP!!!!!"

Harrow: and the lord said unto them " mod for crit ya noobs," and lo, their multipliers rose tenfold, and they doth struck down the enemy with ease, and glorious was the damage number!"

Hildryn: "I'm one of the best tanks there is. as long as nobody uses anything poisonous and/or sharp on me."

Hydroid: "YAARR me and my Kraken will take yer Bum- Rum, I meant Rum... yaarr!"

Inaros: Walk like an Egyptian: tank like an armor-plated Nokia Phone.

Ivara: "it doesn't matter how secure their vaults are, I can still walk in easily. anybody gives me issues, they get an arrow to the face!"

Khora: have you seen my Pussycat? why are you laughing, you wanna get strangled?"

Limbo: "good morning sir, would you like to remain on this plane of existence or take a trip to the rift? Excellent Choice, sir!"

Loki: "I need a rework, but nobody can find me because I'm invisible and my fanbase is rabid"

Mag: "if people stopped insulting me they'd see I'm actually pretty strong. but go ahead, call me trash: it only results in more buffs for me!"

Mesa: "need a DPS? I'm your Huckleberry"

Mirage: "has anyone seen my Simulor? what do you mean "you really shouldn't use a launcher"?"

Nekros: "they only want me for my desecrate really..."

Nezha: "Don't say that word about me if you value your chat privileges!"

Nidus: "lemme get my stacks. then 'll carry this game."

Nova: "everything's easier with antimatter!"

Nyx: I'm about to blow your mind..up. with this gun!"

Oberon: "nobody's sacrificing THIS goat!"

Octavia: "DID YOU WANT ME TO TURN IT DOWN?!!!"

Revenant: *Eidolon Noises*

Rhino: "do you even use other abilities than my 2, bruh?"

Saryn: "i know how to empty a room, if you know what I mean."

Titania: "this fairy spreads DEATH, not magic!"

Trinity: "I guess I'm a permanent part of the Meta... yaaay.."

Valkyr: " Garuda's clearly overcompensating for something.."

Vauban: " *crying* PABLO PLEASE!! REWORK ME!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!"

Volt: "I sure hope the speed frame isn't faster than me..."

Wisp: "guys, I bring a LOT of assets to the team.. hey!, stop looking at my butt!"

Wukong: "kept you waiting, huh?" OOH OOH AH AH!

Zephyr:" i believe I can fly... but only on open world Tilesets".

 

 

 

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