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Cold Give: No one is talking about the most important part of Heart of Deimos


Kaotyke

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Forget Helminth and its polarizing topic of "bigger number = bigger orgasmic noises", forget the "time invested", forget nerf, forget buffs, reworks, empty space, tentacles, Oro "Oh Fu--" Aunty, CalptraperLoid, Dreadnoughts Nekromechs and being able to shoot while in K-drives FINNALY.

And remember...

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Is all that matters.

... oh right, Forget the New Player Experience AKA Tutorial Quest too.

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1 minute ago, (PS4)MYKK678 said:

I think the bigger question is this though:

What in Clems-Blue-Balls is a "Cold Give" ?

A hot take is a superficial research.

So, I took this to its logical conclusion and decided to do a DEEP research on what would be most important in this next update.

A hot take is something taken like a hot potato. You grab it and throw it out here without thinking much of it.

It became a cold reasoning. And it has been something I had to give thought.

5 minutes ago, TheGuyver said:

A joke on all of the hot take titled threads.

... AHEM!

Its... not that... nope.

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1 hour ago, Kaotyke said:

A hot take is a superficial research.

So, I took this to its logical conclusion and decided to do a DEEP research on what would be most important in this next update.

A hot take is something taken like a hot potato. You grab it and throw it out here without thinking much of it.

It became a cold reasoning. And it has been something I had to give thought.

... AHEM!

Its... not that... nope.

LMAO. 

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2 hours ago, Kaotyke said:

Forget Helminth and its polarizing topic of "bigger number = bigger orgasmic noises", forget the "time invested", forget nerf, forget buffs, reworks, empty space, tentacles, Oro "Oh Fu--" Aunty, CalptraperLoid, Dreadnoughts Nekromechs and being able to shoot while in K-drives FINNALY.

And remember...

m9ctji270me51.png

Is all that matters.

... oh right, Forget the New Player Experience AKA Tutorial Quest too.

While this lil bugger is def the cwutist widdle dwone, im pretty hype for being able to shoot while kdrive / ebuggo around open world. 

We really need custom lunaro and kdrive parks for our dojos. 

And like 10 new tricks. Grinds, stalls, and grabs. A few board flips. And customizable trail / fog effeccs. 

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3 hours ago, Kaotyke said:

Forget Helminth and its polarizing topic of "bigger number = bigger orgasmic noises", forget the "time invested", forget nerf, forget buffs, reworks, empty space, tentacles, Oro "Oh Fu--" Aunty, CalptraperLoid, Dreadnoughts Nekromechs and being able to shoot while in K-drives FINNALY.

And remember...

m9ctji270me51.png

Is all that matters.

... oh right, Forget the New Player Experience AKA Tutorial Quest too.

I despise everything Infested themed except for Mother

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2 minutes ago, Cloud said:

I despise everything Infested themed except for Mother

No, that long arm of hers is not long enough that she would reach for the @Clouds.

Get back to your room.

And take your tissues with you.

Damn kids and their oedipus complexes....

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19 hours ago, Kaotyke said:

No, that long arm of hers is not long enough that she would reach for the @Clouds.

Get back to your room.

And take your tissues with you.

Damn kids and their oedipus complexes....

Seems the one seeing her in a sexual context is you. I just said I liked her. Get a grip on your hormones kid, it's just a videogame.

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19 hours ago, Cloud said:

I despise everything Infested themed except for Mother

 

19 hours ago, Kaotyke said:

No, that long arm of hers is not long enough that she would reach for the @Clouds.

Get back to your room.

And take your tissues with you.

Damn kids and their oedipus complexes....

 

10 minutes ago, Cloud said:

Seems the one seeing her in a sexual context is you. I just said I liked her. Get a grip on your hormones kid, it's just a videogame.

 

Both of you:

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